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Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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