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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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