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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

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