Sleep With Us

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

The privatesies of the bedroom. - Archie Bunker

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

People are either born hosts or born guests. - Max Beerbohm

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie