Life’s Choices

Where would you turn?

It’s your choice - life or fun





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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. - Wayne Dyer

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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15-Dec-2017