Life’s Choices

Where would you turn?

It’s your choice - life or fun





Shopping around for a fun, full-serve restaurant

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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21-Jul-2018