Cake Message

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker