Cake Message

Getting more than your money’s worth at the local bakery



Cake Message - what would you like written on the cake?

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Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon


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19-Jun-2018