Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor’s kitchen



Cookbook for men

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

The guy went into the Capitol under the dome and was sellin' the teapots on the side. - Archie Bunker

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker



 

Nike Coffin

Busted

Bread Slice

Desert Soccer Fans

Sudoku Sampler B

Tight Fit Ship

Car for Saudi Women

Texting In The Old Days

Realism

Water Mask

Multi Task Dad

Sundae Sermon

Back Massage Track

Baby Sitting

Dad's Turn

Sleep-In Dad

I Love Dad

Father's Day Selfie

Father Sayings for Father's Day

Dad In Mind
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18-Jun-2018