Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor’s kitchen



Cookbook for men

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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That guy is a blackbuster. - Archie Bunker

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

That guy ain't been the same since he had that vasexomy. - Archie Bunker

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy. - Jack Nicholson

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss



 

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24-Nov-2017