Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor’s kitchen



Cookbook for men

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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That guy is a blackbuster. - Archie Bunker

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

That guy ain't been the same since he had that vasexomy. - Archie Bunker

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker



 

Elephant Bus

Bike Chain Clock

Never Enough

Olympic Sudoku Puzzles B

Daily Trivia J

Trunk Load

Good Driver

Steven Seagull

Moving Day in Texas

Foot Pool

First Snow Blower

Rebar Walker

Men In Kilts

Cheerful Trees

Redneck Air Bags

Elephant Instructions

Statue of Libertea

Selfie Shoes

Whale Skim

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24-Feb-2018