In Deep Water

Surviving another stress-full day at the office



When your ass or donkey is in deep water

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass. - William Shakespeare

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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22-Jun-2018