Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba’s house with Crisco shortening



Redneck Crisco Candle

Crisco Candle - an en-lightening way to  Light Up  your  Redneck  House

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Count of Monte Crisco - Archie Bunker

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well. - Unknown

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin



 

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21-Jan-2018