Redneck Water Barge

Bubba shares a few Barge Brewskie with his friends



Redneck Water Barge

Life at its best on a  Redneck  House  Boat

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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25-Sep-2018