Redneck Water Barge

Bubba shares a few Barge Brewskie with his friends



Redneck Water Barge

Life at its best on a  Redneck  House  Boat

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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18-Jun-2018