Unhappy Baby

Starting life with a pessimistic attitude



Baby showing middle finger

History of the middle finger
Giving the finger runs in this  Baby’s  Family

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Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

There is not a more unhappy being than a superannuated idol. - Joseph Addison

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung



 

Frozen Fish Meal

Grizzly Bear Chair

Dutch Cowboy

Snow Zombie

Pilot Prop Job

Stand Up Comedian

Nosey Bird

Stealth Fighter

Messerschmitt

Beginner's Billiards

Octostump

Trail Closed

Wash Day On The Farm

Trudeau Flagpole

Headset Warning

Cow Trampoline

Tractor Pull

Mandage

Texas Rims

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21-Feb-2018