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Bridal Falls



Bridal Falls water illusion on the beach

The bride was about to lose her train of thought
Wedding dress train rules and etiquette

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


Inspiring  and  Illusive  Wedding  Photography

 

Becoming A Cop

Best Tea Cup

Titanic Size

Chevforodge

Nebraska Beer Cooler

Winter Hotrod

Russian Shot Glass

Eat Your Vegetables

Make My Daisy

Candy Canes

Ferrero Rocher Cupcakes

Scholar vs Dropout

Slug Strawberry

Jigsaw Sudoku Puzzles A

Cocklebiddy Welcome

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Wine Improves With Age

Will To Live

Quick Rubik's Cube

Discount Tents
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15-Dec-2017