Canadian Math

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Canadian Math Problem

In classical mechanics, linear momentum or translational momentum is the
product of the mass and velocity of an object.
In Canada, p=mv where p=puck, m=movement (as in towards an octopus), and v=velo city (in Newfoundland, eh)

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Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

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You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

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