Double Your Vision

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Carrots may be good for your eyes but booze will double your vision sign

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but
booze will double your vision.

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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24-Feb-2018