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Carrots may be good for your eyes but booze will double your vision sign

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but
booze will double your vision.

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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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21-Jun-2018