Programmer Logic

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Programmer Job Unemployment Logic

The ups and downs of computer programmer work

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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18-Jan-2018