Water Holder

Guard dog does clean-up duty



Dog holding water nozzle

Water fountain supplied by your best friend

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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16-Jul-2019