Water Holder

Guard dog does clean-up duty



Dog holding water nozzle

Water fountain supplied by your best friend

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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19-May-2019