Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Art, College & School Sections 2 Pi Watch Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math Top Reasons To Be A Math Teacher Under A Tack WalMart Math 
