Obama Lookalike

Barry Soetoro stands in as double for President Obama



Obama Announcement if Trump is elected President

QuotaBills
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


see also   Government  &  Political  Sections
America’s Moment of Truth
Da Queen
Donald Trump Quotes
Donald Trump White House
Hillary’s First Night As President
Obama Announcement
Obama Gone Yet?
ObamaCare
President Moon Men
Statue of Libertea

 

Alien Smuggling

The Three Stooges In And Out Of Character

Teamwork

Sorry

Dunking Straw

Vatican Chess

Boot Camp

Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

Big Hands Baby

Fire Truck Sinkhole

Cyclist Mailbox

Tearable Puns

Penmanship

Tree Removal

I Sea Drums

Statue of Libertea

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Burrito

Cow Photobomb

Commas Save Lives

Never Give Up
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

23-Aug-2019