Texas Tornado Warning

Dallas Cowboys season aligns with weather report



Texas Tornado Warning - Dallas Cowboys lose quarterback Tony Romo

Tony Romo goes down with back injury in a 2016 pre-season NFL game when tackled from behind by Seattle Seahawks DE Cliff Avril

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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15-Jul-2019