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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
"U.S.
Marine Corps. - everything destroyed in 30 minutes or the next one's free!"
"Never
pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose."
"You
can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone."
"The
first casualty when war comes is truth."
"When
women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
"War
Dims Hope for Peace."
What type of math do sharpshooters study?
"Any
ship can be a minesweeper… Once."
"When
the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
What's
the hardest time of the year for a soldier?
War: A passion play performed by idiots.
Force: The weapon of the weak.
Private: A soldier who has no privacy whatsoever.
Why does the navy recruit so many opera singers?
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Where does the army keep fish?
What
smells and shoots at people?
Where do soldiers sleep out in the open?
How
do you turn a sparrow into a weapon?
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Patriotic Microchip

Kick Out Boxing

Somalia Cruise

Ant Attack

Border Agent Alert

Chain Mail

Police Dogs in Alabama

Somalia Pirate Souvenir

Fallen Friend

Tank Top Security

Illusionary

Texas Speed Camera

Redneck Tank

New Deer Rifle

Cat Armour

Caveman Air Force

MicroMac

Iraqi Passport Photos

Army Seeing Eye Dog

Blue Angels Trainees

Child Disarma-meant

Iraq Navy

Invisible Motorcycle Race

Redneck Stealth Bomber

Military Cutbacks

Redneck Neighborhood Watch

Swiss Minigun

Osama bin Laden Swing Set

Mail Bonding

New Threat In Iraq

Tank Bike

Bomb Squad Prank

ACHTUNG!
Air-To-Ground Speeding Ticket
Aircraft Carrier Landing (2.5M)

Airplane In Suds
Anger
Management Suppository Bullets
Animal Rebellion
Animated Army Training (60k)
Ant Attack
Anti-War
Protest Rally - Translation Gone Wrong
Arms Race Dogfight
Army Seeing Eye Dog
Army's "Eat Through Anything" Liquid
Arrival Greetings From Iraq
Asphalt Reclaimers
Aunt From
Desert Storm
Bacon Tree
Baghdad's
'Tiny' Camel Spider... Arachnophobia Du Jour
Blue Angels Trainees
Bomb Squad Notice
Bomb Squad Prank
Border Agent Alert
Brave & Eccentric Newfies
Brazilian Casualties in Iraq
Bush Reveals Mexico Plans
Calling All Cars: It's Coffee Time @
DonutLand!
Camouflage Helicopter
Canada Strikes Back - Saskatchewan Anti-Missile System
Canada Helps War on Terrorism
Canada's
New Stealth Fighter
Canada's World
War II Invasion of Norway?
Car Wars - Volkswagen vs. Honda (280k)
Cat Armour
Caveman Air Force
Cell Phones Can Cause Accidents (830k)
Chain Mail
Cherokee Chief Wisdom
Chicken-Powered
Nuclear Bomb
Child Disarma-meant
Chinese
Target Practice Volunteer
Classified Military Joe-ks
Close Fly By
Coast Guard Cutbacks
Corporal Punishment
Court
Martial at 5:00
Cover Me
Sarge... It's Getting Wet Over Here
Deer Hunting Bird
(580k)
Dirt Patrol – Standing Your Ground
Displanned Robbery - How Not To Rob A Store (500k)
Domino's Delivers Everywhere
Early Development of Iraq's SCUD Missile
Program
Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Emergency Response for Hurricane Katrina Survivors
Evolution Of Man
Executive Management Sharp Shooter
F18 Mid-Air
Collision
Fallen Friend
Fertile Land
Firearm Stats
First Ever
C-17 Carrier Landing
First Iraq Missile (GPS
Disabled)
Fly By - Close Call For The Airforce
France Raises Its Terror Alert Status
France's
Custom-ary Passport
France Weather Forecast for November 2005
French Fry Dominoes: Ketchup On The Action!
Fried Eggs -
Military Style
Ghetto Chicks
Ginsu Electric Samurai
Good Son
The
Governator - Based on a True Story
Ground 1 ... Air Crew 0
Ground Crew Support
Guided Missile’s Civil Name
Gun Registration - Canadian Tax Dollars
At Work
Here's To Not
Missing You
Homeland Security - FBI's Innovative Tracking of Terrorists
How NOT To Land A Helicopter (2.8k)
How To Reduce Complaints At Work
How To Shoot A Bow
(1.4M)
How To Spot a Gay Terrorist
How To Tell If There's A Terrorist At The Airport
Hunters Know Their Priorities!
I Am Canadian, eh!
If Iraq Wins The War: #1
#2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7
If NASA Needs Money ...
Illusionary
In A Perfect World (460k)
Innocence Is Priceless
Intelligent Life?
Invisible Motorcycle Race
Iraq 2003
Iraq
Aircraft Carrier
Iraq Humour
Iraq Navy
Iraqi Passport Photos
Ireland Declares War On Iraq
Is Your Border Safe? (1.2M)
It’s A Pittance Of Time: Lest We Forget
(6.2M)
Jailed Requests
Japanese Air Force - Pearl Harbor II?
Jewish Samurai
Joining The Army Of The Lord
Kick Out Boxing

Lest We
Forget
Looking
For Murphy The Spy
Mail Bonding
Marching Genie
Marine Boot
Camp Inspection
Marine's Salute to President Bush
McLaden Burger
Memorial Service
Message From Iraq to Michael Jackson
MicroMac
Microsoft Lebanon's New Store
Middle East History by College Students
Military Christmas Orders
Military Cutbacks
Military Humour
Military Life Insurance
Military Quotes

Military Time
Mine Your Own Business
Mine Your
Own Business - Part II
Minesweeper -
Afghanistan Version
Mondays... Get Back To Work!
Multi-Pilot Jet
Mummy’s
Heart Attack
Napoleon's Secret To Success
Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers
Negotiations Texas Style
Never Drink
Out Of The Same Glass
New Airforce One Plane
New Deer Rifle
New Map of Iraq
New Threat In Iraq
New World Trade Center, New York
New
Year's Terrorist Alert
New Zealand Prepares For The
Gulf War
News from the Iraq Front
Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs
Nuns With Guns
Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version
Old People Never Die, They Just...
The Original Homeland Security
Osama bin Laden Swing Set
Osama Disguise
Palestinian Theme Song
Patriotic Microchip

Pentagon Cleaning Staff
PLO Family Car
PLO X-Ray - Concealed Weapon
Police Dogs in Alabama
Preparation H Bullets
Preparing for Terrorist Attack
The Real Reason Why The U.S. Invaded Iraq
Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training Camp
Redneck Border Security
Redneck Mailbox
Redneck Marine
Redneck Neighborhood Watch
Redneck Occupation
Redneck Revolver
Redneck
Sergeants
Redneck Special Forces
Redneck Stealth Bomber
Redneck Tank
Remembrance Day - Lest We Forget
Robin William's Peace Plan
Robo Bash by Bud Light - No Mercy (900k)
Rugged, Smoked, Whale-Sized Soldiers (1.6M)
Rules of Combat
Salt Water Fuel
(4.9M)
Sand Storm in Al Asad, Iraq
The Saskatchewan Army
SCUTR: Strategic Commuting Undercover
Tactical Recon Vehicle
Secret to Russian Sport Success
Self Defense is 90% Instinct (1.7M)
Simultaneous Hunters
Smart Bombs Use Diplomacy
Smoking Bullet - Missile Mushroom
Somalia Cruise
Somalia Pirate Souvenir
Spare Change for an Officer
Speed Limit Enforced By Attack Aircraft
Stabity Stab Stab
Stalin Stamps
Stiff Terrorist Competition
Sure Cure for a Headache
Swiss vs.
Russian Army Knives
Swiss Minigun
Taking A Rest During Hunting Season
Tank Bike
Tank Top Security
Target Practice
Target
Practice Gone Wrong
Terrorist
'Catch and Release' Program
Texas Flashlight (2.5M)
Texas Speed Camera
Texas Style Arrest (550k)
Top Gun Burritos
Trial Software for Pilots
Trunk Monkey Chaperone (1.1M)
Ukraine Dictatorship - Country Renamed
Ultimate Border Control Protection
U.S. Navy Seals
Iraqi Navy Seals
War Card - For Everything That Money Can't Buy
Weapons
of Math Instruction
Who Do I Shoot?
Worst Job in the Army
Yawn Ng On Chinese Military Detail
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