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U.S. Marine Corps. - everything destroyed in 30 minutes or the next one's free!
Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose.
You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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What type of math do sharpshooters study?
Any ship can be a minesweeper… Once.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
What's the hardest time of the year for a soldier?
War: A passion play performed by idiots.
Force: The weapon of the weak.
Private: A soldier who has no privacy whatsoever.
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