"Don't judge a book by its movie."
"Be careful about reading health books - you may die of a misprint."
"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two."
"As soon as you dispose of a book, a pressing need to refer to it will arise."
"The cost for framing exceeds the cost of the art."
"Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?"
"Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red."
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
"Art School: A place for young girls to pass the time between high school and marriage."
Inkling: A baby fountain pen.
"I'm not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting," said Michelangelo insistently.
What does an artist do just before he dies?
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critics.
Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.
Modern Art: Oodles of Doodles.
Poets: Writers who are usually poor, because rhyme does not pay.
Why did the art gallery put its collection in a vault?
Odious: Bad poetry.
When is an artist dangerous?
Why do bankers go to art school?
 

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Whole Human


Pumpkin Pie Maker


DentAid


Cruising Advice


Centre Square Peg


\Cohan Bird


Long Noodles


Overloaded Bookshop


Baby Juggling


Hand Tool


Lettuce Face


Halloween Moon


Memory Fish

Real Life Photoshop

Colour Pencils

Scrabble Tombstone

Face Plant

Pour Picture

Graffiti Steps

Camping Tools

Creative Vandalism

Cat Fish

Pocket Book

Kids Klub

Ant Attack

Spotted Spotters

Wedding Cake for Men

Lego Restoration

Apple Art

Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set

Cheap Jeep

Sock Anatomy

Weight Watchers Bus

Air Meal

Easy Mopping

Redneck Stove Burner

Game Car

Strong Straws

Smooth Leaning Shoes

Outlet Wall

Puzzle Door Lock

Graffiti Removing Graffiti

Pun-e Signs

Artistic COPs

Musical Spoons

Spot The Clock

Bandage Art

Pressing Art

TP Toilet

Straws

Digital Analog Clock

Cloth Road

Dead End Road

Swine Flu Novel

Nighttime Graffiti

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Stealth Readers

Vantastic

Tetris Construction

Water Mask

Dog Sculpture

Flu Fashion

Tingue

Ski Bathroom

Bathroom Celebration

Panama Canal Locks

Laundry Goat

Take Away Food

Men At Work

Designer Dog

Death of a Snowman

Long Winter

Car Shoelusion

Colour My World

Carlusion

Bird Plane

Stealth Woman

Leg Art

Firewood Tree

Anti-Bird Protection

New Illinois License Plate

Hooters Mascara

Goose Flight

Benchquet

Homework - Latest Pole

Men's Vacuum Cleaner

Original SUV

Copy Cats

Supportive Bra

No Drip

Cow Walking

His & Her Pumps

Designer Tree

Christmas Thrones

Hooters Calendar 2009

Snail Trail

Redneck Focus Test

Helping Hands

Drain Slide Bubbles

Tight Christmas

Stair Warning

Winterized Motorcycle

Best Bike Lock

Election Cat

Fish Face

Nintendo Motor

Undertaker Bike

Dancing With Soon To Be Stars

Pumpkin Body Art

President Bills

When Pumpkins Drink

Buffalo Saddle

Just Hatched

Dollar Drop

Lip Gloss

Redneck Garden

Good Words

Redneck No Trespassing Sign

Doves Forever

Smart Car Redesign

Warm Sweater

Best Fairy Tale

Reverse Teaching

Bush Bird

Mac Shoe

Olympic Bicycle

Matchstick Racing Car

Copy & Paste Twins

Key-o-Saurus

Sheep Chair

Spooky House

Reading Chair

Demo House For Sale

Animal Shaped Hair

Hide & Seek

Up-Set & Hungry Trucks

Snake Leather

New Player

Alzheimer's Wing

Sushi To Go

Crop Pig

Pill Man

Beerful Church

Feather Fashion

Redneck Seafood Dinner

Toddler Dance

Mozart in Africa

Sushi Earrings

Finger Olympics

Einstein or Monroe?

Moon Crane

Hand-Some Baby

Illusionary

Meccano Shoe

Zipper Pavement

Sea Through Fish

Food For Thought

Hearts Heart

Canucks Team Photo

Worm Bridge

Egg Walk

Eggs with Eyes

What Happened?

Broken Egg

Green Beards

Freight Train Graffiti

Peekaboo!

New Speed Trap

Foot Circle

Carden Garden

Free Paper

Magic Fountain

Latte Art

Two Face

Balloon Clothing

Digital Love

Love Not Knot

Wet Insect

Circle Of Life

Super Bowl Granny

Artistic Chair

Foamtastic

Cat Tattoo

Yolkswagon

Sink Drinker

Dental Car

Ascot Fashion Statement

Light Christmas Tree

SideCar Illusion

Christmas Ball Tree

Redneck Christmas Tree

VW SideCar

Braid Hair Pair

Well Heeled Shoe

Desert Muffins

Walking Tree

Camouflage Face

Truck Art

Kitt-O-Lantern

CD Chair

Happy Sky

Guitar Throne

Chia Car

Mink Love

Water Music

Wrap Around Towel

Power Line Road

Eyelights

Bread Dress

Rubik's Head

Frequent FlyHair

Snail Time

How Sunset Is Made

Out On A Bender

Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times

Car Stool

Car Moochanic

Pair Tree

Wine Gum Lamp

Dancing Tree

Insect-Aside

Cute Puppy

Japanese Deck Torpedoes

Chimney Sweep Challenge

Beetle Fan

Double Vision

Sport Shoe Car

Computer Bread

Keyboard in the Park

Camouflage Tent

Split Personality

Soccer Overpass

Cutex Screwdriver

Sky Board Easel

Illusive Dice

Shoelusion

Geek Piano

Golfer's Breakfast

Chocolate Easter Bunnies

Colour Car

Easter Car

Beetle's Beetle

iFrame

Easter Egg Drop-outs

Eggsellent Close Shave

Egg Couch

Wired Cars

Inspiring School Exams

Belly Button Tattoos for Primates

Hangman Math

SandCarstle

Windows Update

Hang On To That Thought

Exhausting or Amewzing?

Wrap Around Text

Stick Humour

Hand Painting Par Excellence

Barn Art

Firm Grip Glass

The Honey Truck

Book Scientist

Frozen Stop Sign

Pencil Art

Dragon Boots

Stepping Up In The World

Musical Forks

Christmas Pencil Sharpener

Garage Watchdog

Something Fishy

Pumpkin Art

Food Art

Hand Face

Fitness On The Bus

Yoga Pencil

Classic Ballet Ad

Paper Art

Burning Water

Leg Works

Bag Hang-Up

Maid Dust

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes

Rotating Illusion - Pink Eye Trick

Knit Pick-e Yarn

Smoking Area Ceiling

Ultimate Camouflage

Paint Shop Pros

Pour Woman's Dress

Problem Neighbour

Dutch Soccer Fan

BrokeBack Ballet

Joe-kster's Cat

Ballet Tree

Tree Art

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141 Foot Ice Cube - "Fox Icescraper" - Fairbanks Winter Art
18th Century History by College Students
2005 Hooters Calendar
2006 Hooters Calendar
2007 Hooters Calendar
2008 Hooters Calendar
2009 Hooters Calendar 
A Baboon Wood - Would You?
A Fish Called Wanda – Uncut Version
A Woman's Poem
Air Meal 
All Dogs Go To Heaven 
Alter Egos
Alzheimer's Wing
The American World
Ancient Japanese Proverb
Animal Shaped Hair
Animated Army Training  (60k)
Ant Attack 
Anti-Bird Protection 
Apple Art 
Art Show
Artist Appreciation
Artistic Chair
Artistic COPs 
ASCII Art - Illusions
ASCII Art - Walking Man
Ascot Fashion Statement
Asylum Masterpiece - Exodus From Egypt
Autumn Illusion
Baby Illusion
Baby Juggling
Baby Suit
Bag Hang-Up
Bald Rabbits
Ballet Tree
Balloon Clothing
Bandage Art 
Barcode for a Lifetime of Laughter!
Barn Art
Basketball Car
Bathroom Celebration 
Beach Trick - Hand on Face
Beerful Church
Beetle's Beetle
Beetle Fan
Beginning Piano Lessons
Belly Button Tattoos for Primates
Benchquet 
Berlin Police Bike Squad
Best Bike Lock
Best Fairy Tale
Best Panhandler  (3.8M)
Bipartisan Bumper Sticker
Bird Plane 
Book Collector's Search for the Gutenberg Bible
Book Scientist
Bored
Braid Hair Pair
Bread Dress
Breakfast Dance - Shakin' Bacon  (3.0M)
Brick Layers - Cast in Stone
BrokeBack Ballet
Broken Egg
Buffalo Saddle
Build A Better Bush
Bumper Stickers - Not Your Type?
Burning Water
Bush Bird
The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks
Camouflage Beer Bus
Camouflage Couch
Camouflage Face
Camouflage Tent
Camping Tools 
Can Art
Canada’s Tragedy
Canadian Winter Smile
Canucks Team Photo
Car Axident
Car Moochanic
Car Shoelusion 
Car Stool
Caraphernalia - Car Gadgets Unlimited
Carden Garden
Carlusion 
Car's Half-Car Trailer
Cat & Mouse Belly Dancing
Cat Fish 
Cat Tattoo
Cattle Breeding
CD Chair
Centre Square Peg
Cheap Jeep 
Chia Car
Chief of the Computer Indians
Chimney Sweep Challenge
Chinese Watermelon Sculptures
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Christmas Ball Tree
Christmas Pencil Sharpener
Christmas Thrones
Chronic Coughers
Circle Of Life
Classic Ballet Ad
Cleaning Poem
Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set 
Clinton Portrait
Close Up Mystery
Cloth Road 
Cohan Bird
Cold Outhouse
Colour Car
Colour My World 
Colour Pencils 
Column Art - Interior Decoration 101
Computer Bread
Cool Gardening Pictures  (1.7M)
Copy & Paste Twins
Copy Cats 
Cow Jacket
Cow Walking 
Cowboy Poetry - Buying A Bra 
Creative Vandalism 
The Crocodiles Are Crying
Crop Pig
Cruising Advice
Cute Puppy
Cutex Screwdriver
Da Vinci Code Revealed
Daffynitions for the Humourist
Dance Off Competition  (3.4M)
Dancing Tree
Dancing With Soon To Be Stars
"David & Goliath" Sumo Mismatch
Dead End Road 
Dear Crossing
Death of a Snowman 
Demo House For Sale
DentAid
Dental Car
Desert Flowers
Desert Muffins
Designer Dog 
Designer Tree
Diehard Fans
Diet Doctor To The Rescue
Digital Analog Clock 
Digital Love
Dislike the Vancouver Olympics Logo?
Dog Sculpture 
Dollar Drop
Double Vision
Doves Forever
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy
Dragon Boots
Drain Slide Bubbles
Drawing God
Dutch Soccer Fan
Easter Car
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easy Mopping 
Egg Couch
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Einstein or Monroe?
Einstein, Picasso and Bush At The Pearly Gates
El Maestro & the Talented Animalicians
Election Cat
Elephant Sunset
Eufloria Flower Choreography  (830k)
Exhausting or Amewzing?
Eyelights
Face Plant 
Fat Twin Sisters:     #1  #2  #3  #4  #5  #6  #7  #8
Feather Fashion
Feeling Sorry For Another Corrupt Politician?
Men's Vacuum Cleaner 
Ferrari Park
The Fert
Finger Olympics
Fireman Poster Boy
Fireplace Art - A Pipe Dream?
Firewood Tree 
Firm Grip Glass
Fish Face
FishSun - Touching The Sun
Fitness On The Bus
Flornithology - Telling Birds from Flowers:     #1  #2
Flowchart of Romance  (pps)
Flower Pot Garden
Flu Fashion 
Foamtastic
Food Art
Food For Thought
Foot Circle
'Forks For Dorks' Car
Free Paper
Freight Train Graffiti
Frequent FlyHair
Frilly VW Bug
Frozen Stop Sign
Funny Book Titles
Game Car 
Garage Watchdog
Geek Piano
Genie Awards: General Entertainment - Not In English
Gifted Redneck Portrait Artist
Golfer's Breakfast
Gone With The Wind
Good Words
Goose Flight 
The Governator - Based on a True Story
Graffiti Removing Graffiti 
Graffiti Steps 
Great Writer
Green Beards
Guess Who Didn't Win the New York Sandcastle Competition
Guess Who Started The Fire
Guinness World-1st Record - Solo Handbells Marathon
Guitar Throne
Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times
Hair Photo Montage
Halloween Moon
Hammer King  (2.9M)
Hand Art
Hand Face
Hand Painting Par Excellence
Hand Signing Puzzle - "Feeling Music"
Hand Tool
Handbell Registration - Union Members Need Not Apply
Handbell Solo Performance - Promo Tour
Hand-Some Baby
Hang On To That Thought
Hangman Math
Happy Keester
Happy or Sad Money?
Happy Sky
Happy Valentine's Day to Our New Father
Hay Bale Art On The Prairies
Hearts Heart
Helping Hands
Henny Youngman Quotes
Hide & Seek
High Strung Violinist
High-Wire Act Violin
His & Her Pumps
Hobo Painter
Holy Cow
Homework - Latest Pole 
The Honey Truck
Hooters Mascara 
Hot Rod Yellow & Not Hot Yellow
House Clown
How Many Black Dots Do You See?
How Many Faces Do You See?
How Sunset Is Made
How Sweet It Is
I Love My Job!
iFrame
Illusionary
Illusive Dice
Impossible Illusions
Insect-Aside
Inspiring School Exams
It's Not My Job
Japanese Deck Torpedoes
Jesus On The Beach
Joan Rivers Quotes
Joe-kster's Cat
The Joe-kster Working Out!
Juggler Plays Piano With Bouncing Balls  (2.1M)
Just Hatched
Kangaroo On Ice
Katrina T-Shirts
Keyboard in the Park
Key-o-Saurus
Kids Klub 
Kitt-O-Lantern
Knit Pick-e Yarn
Kodak Moment
Language Permutations
Latte Art
Laundry Goat 
Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait
Left-Hand Painter
Leg Art 
Leg Works
Lego Illusion
Lego Restoration 
Lettuce Face
'Let Us Pray' or 'Let Us Prey'?  (800k)
Library’s No-Return Policy
Light Beer
Light Christmas Tree
Line Dancing - High Wire Version
Lip Gloss
Long Noodles
Lipstick Wheel
Long Winter 
Lost Bouquet
Louvre Paintings
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Not Knot
Mac Shoe
Mad Magazine Guy  (1.3M)
Magazine For Men Who Can't Make Decisions:  #1  #2
Magic Fountain
Magician A-Head Of His Time  (1.3M)
Maid Dust
Maiden Rock - Can You Find The Maiden?
Manitoba Thunderstorm
Matchstick Racing Car
Math Clock
Meccano Shoe
Memory Fish 
Men At Work 
Michael Jackson in 2015
Mid Room Mirror
Mime Your Own Business
Minipops Quiz  (ANSWERS)
Mink Love
Miss Piggy's Bike
Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes
Moon Crane
Morse Code Portrait Illusion
Motorbike Display  (2.0M)
Mountain Illusion
Mozart in Africa
Music Illusion
Musical Forks
Musical Spoons 
NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category
New Canadian Stamp
New Illinois License Plate 
New Metering Standards at B.C. Hydro
New Player
New Speed Trap
The New U.S. Dollar Coin
Newfie Painter
Nighttime Graffiti 
Nike Award
Nine People - Can You Find Them?
Nintendo Motor
No Drip 
Ode To A Spell Checker
Ode To Sudoku
Ogden Nash Quotes
Olympic Bicycle
Olympic Rings Sudoku Puzzle
Original SUV 
Oscar Wilde Quotes
Out On A Bender
Outlet Wall 
'Outside The Box' Juggler
Overloaded Bookshop
Paint Pickets
Paint Shop Pros
Paint Thinner
Pair Tree
Panama Canal Locks 
Paper Art
Park Art or Cabinet Decision?
Pawano Lessons
Peekaboo!
Pencil Art
People Who Can't Dance  (5.4M)
Phrase Codes from Past Years
Piano Dog
Pill Man
Pocket Book 
Pour Picture 
Pour Woman's Dress
Power Line Road
Precious Paint Supply
Preschool Parking
President Bills
Pressing Art 
Problem Neighbour
Proof That 7 x 13 = 28
Pumpkin Art
Pumpkin Body Art
Pumpkin Faces  (1.3M)
Pumpkin Patch Market
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Pie Maker
Pun-e Signs 
Puzzle Door Lock 
Rabbit or Duck?
Reach For The Top - What Have You Got To Lose?
Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait
Reading Between The Lines
Reading Chair
Real Estate Guide to Surrey's Character Homes:  #1 #2 #3 #4 #5
Real Life Photoshop 
Redneck Artist  (3.8M)
Redneck Christmas Tree
Redneck Church Sign
Redneck Focus Test
Redneck Garden
Redneck Night Before Christmas
Redneck No Trespassing Sign
Redneck Outhouse Poetry
Redneck Reindeer Decoration
Redneck Seafood Dinner
Redneck Stove Burner 
Redneck Valentine Love Poems
Revenge of the Birds
Reverse Teaching
Rosella Ring 
Roses Are Redish
Rotating Illusion - Pink Eye Trick
Royal Stamp Change  (400k)
Rubik's Head
Russian Milk-Can Cowputer
SandCarstle
Satellite 'Art' - 100% Game Day Coverage
Save A Tree
Scrabble Tombstone 
Sea Through Fish
Shanty Town, New Zealand - 1870 Potty Pic
Sheep Chair
Shelf Ready Sleeper
Shoelusion
Sick Pumpkin
SideCar Illusion
Signs Of The Times
Sink Drinker
Skeleton Cat
Ski Bathroom 
Sky Board Easel
'Slow Down' Cop Sign
Smart Car Redesign
Smoking Area Ceiling
Smooth Leaning Shoes 
Smug Mug
Snail Time
Snail Trail
Snake Leather
Snow White meets the Aboriginal Equinox
Soccer Overpass
Sock Anatomy 
Something Fishy
Spider Car with Escape Claws & Bucket Seats
Spiderman’s Car
Split Personality
Spooky Barbecue - Snow Art du Jour
Spooky House
Sport Shoe Car
Spot The Clock 
Spot the Man's Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans
Spotted Spotters 
Square Wheel Bikes 4U
Stair Warning
Stalin Stamps
Stealth Readers 
Stealth Woman 
Stepping Up In The World
Stick Humour
Straws 
Street Art:     #1   #2   #3   #4   #5
Stress Tests
Strong Straws 
Stunt City  (5.2M)
Stylish Butcher
Sumo Ballerina
Super Bowl Granny
Supportive Bra 
Sushi Earrings
Sushi To Go
Sweet Chopper
Swine Flu Novel 
Take Away Food 
Tetris Construction 
Ticked Off Tree
Tight Christmas
Tile House
Tingue 
Tip Of The Iceberg
Toddler Dance
Toilet Art
Tombstone Epitaphs
Totem Pole - Live Update
Tower of Pisa Restorer
TP For Those With Money To Throw Away
TP Toilet 
Tragic Fire - Loss of Personal Library
Train Boat
Tree Art
Tree's Right Of Passage
Tree That's A Head If Its Time
Truck Art
'Twas The Month After Christmas
Two Face
Ultimate Camouflage
Underneath or On Top Car?
Understanding Computers
Undertaker Bike
Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
Van Gogh Family Tree
Vantastic 
Violinists Suing: More Money for More Notes
VW SideCar
Walking Tree
Wallusion
Warm Sweater
Water Closet - New European Potty Symbol:   #1   #2
Water Mask 
Water Music
Watered Down Illusion
Waterfall Moment
We Wish You A Merry Christmas  (1.5M)
Wedding Cake for Men 
Weight Watchers Bus 
Well Heeled Shoe
Wet Insect
What Do You See - Part 2?     #1   #2   #3
What Happened?
What's In A Face?
The Wheels of Life
When Pumpkins Drink
Whole Human
Whys - Things That Make You Go 'Hmmmmm?'
Windows Update
Wine Gum Lamp
Winter in Manitoba
Winterized Motorcycle
Wired Cars
Wooden Boat by Master Carver
Woody Allen Quotes
Worm Bridge
Wrap Around Text
Wrap Around Towel
Wrapping Illusions
Yoga Pencil
Yolkswagon
Zipper Pavement