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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wakeup like every two hours?
Did you hear about the baby born in the hi-tech delivery room?
If the baby does not thrive on fresh milk, it should be boiled.
You have skin like a baby's bottom... covered in diaper rash.
What do you get when you cross a lizard and a baby?
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'shut up'.
Where do mothers learn to feed their babies?
What room is good for making baby food in?
Birth Control in Prague: Cancelled Czechs.
Baby: A perfect example of minority rule.
Cribbage: A baby who is not yet climbing.
Twins: 1. Womb-mates; 2. Infant replay.
I was born 9 months prematurely.
Birth Control: Evasion of the issue.
Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.
What pen does a baby write with?
Who changed King Tut's diapers?
What do you call a gentle baby?
How do you get a paper baby?
SPIT HAPPENS
Diaper: A bum wrap.
Twins: Womb-mates.
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir.
Where do baby apes sleep?
Diaper Market Bottoms Out
What holidays do babies love?
Babies born without kneecaps?
What do baby architects play with?
How does a baby beetle get around?
Deceitful: Infant who needs changing.
Where do baby computer programmers like to sit?

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Congratulations to Karla & Ryan West on the birth of their baby boy
9 pounds 7 ounces @ 8:59pm PST, Monday, June 21, 2010 @ Coupeville, WA hospital
Name to come!


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