"Passing gas is necessary to well-being."  Hippocrates
"He's such a tight ass that when he farts only dogs can hear it."
"If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus."
"He was so cheap that he ate beans to save money on bubble bath."
"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space Craft"
Colorectal Surgeon Praise
How many skunks does it take to smell up the neighbourhood?
Did you ever see the movie "Constipation"?
Constipation: When tush comes to shove.
Gastric: Igniting flatulence.
What happened to the man with amnesia when he farted?
Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues.
What did the Doctor tell the patient with chronic diarrhea?
Did you hear about the constipated musician?
Why don't cannibals eat weathermen?
What smells and shoots at people?
What do you call small change that can't go to the bathroom?
Why did Bubba & his girlfriend want to get married in the bathtub?

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TP Kid


Metered Toilet


Loo View


Christmas Bad Attitude


Pumpkin Pie Maker


TP Safety


Important Phone Call


Redneck DoorBells


Refreshing Dump


TP Toilet


Stoolbus


Sorry About The Mess


ShareWhere Bathroom


Ski Bathroom


Bathroom Celebration


Bird WhiteWash


Patience & Wisdom


Ring Around The Toilet


Bucket Bath


Desert Outhouse


Redneck Campfire


Safe Seat Belt


Christmas Thrones


Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook


I Think I'll Hold It


TP Colouring Pages


Rattlesnake Outhouse


Bathroom Diving


Redneck TP Holder


Golden Nugget


Redneck Garden


Doves Forever


When You Gotta Go


Redneck Holiday


Public Toilet


Stretch Girl


Hide & Seek


Redneck Outhouse Throne


Fly in the Toilet


Bathroom Laptop


Korean Public Toilet


Gas Prices Around The World


Can I Play In There Mommy?


Cat Tattoo


Johnny On The Pot


Redneck Tank Top


Guitar Throne


Wet Suit Danger


Handicap Helper


Signs of Old Age


Out Of Gas


Redneck Outhouse


Odor Detector


Don't Try This At Home


Chocolate Easter Eggs


The Perfect Dog


Belly Button Tattoos for Primates


Boy Scout Scooter


Bathroom Browser - TP Printer


Outside Urinal


Paperless Toilet


Redneck Barbecue


The Honey Truck


iPottie


World's Shortest Fairy Tale


Outhouse Treasure


Toddler Joe


Political Promise Transporter


Horse Hat


Duct Tape - for a Prettier World


Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!


Port-a-Potty Preparation


AOL's Password Protection


Employee Of The Month


World's Largest Underpants


Cowbelly Tattoo


Women's Outhouse


The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks


New Oil Company Sign


World's First Hybrid Motorcycle


Lunch Anyone?


Pooped Out Playground


Taste of Olympic Success


Cold Outhouse

1st Occurrence of Bad Gas in the Bible
2005 British Royal Flush Wedding
5 Dollars of Gas
69
A Lovely Thing
After-Gas Piggy Bank
Air Traffic Control - Gas Tank Advice
AOL's Password Protection
Armless Man's Assistant
Asian Real Meal Deal
Backgammon Oneup-lady-ship  (1.2M)
Bad Breath Support Group
Baked Bean Lover
Baked Beans - Nature's Way of Opening Windows  (260k)
Baked Democrat
Bathroom Blues - Here's Looking At You
Bathroom Browser - TP Printer
Bathroom Celebration
Bathroom Diving
Bathroom Laptop
Belly Button Tattoos for Primates
Bichon Friese - Schitzu Cross
Bier Making Oudfit - Balancin Schtatement
Bilingual Washroom
Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go
Bird Flu Symptoms
Bird WhiteWash
Blonde Cow Pies
Blow Dryer for the Shower?
Boy Scout Scooter
Breathtaking Moon Picture From An Airplane!
British Power Smart  (1.7M)
Bucket Bath
The Buffalo Theory
Bungee Jumper: "How Do I Spell Relief?"
Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick
The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks
Can I Play In There Mommy?
Canada's Collective Thoughts for its Prime Minister
Cat Tattoo
Charmin's New Ad
Cheap Perfume
Children's Science Exam Answers
Chili Cheater - 2003 Championship Chili Cook-Off
Chocolate Easter Eggs
'Choose A Urinal' Challenge!
Christmas Bad Attitude
Christmas Thrones
Church Butt Sleeper
Church Wedgie
Cleaning Poem
Coke's Special Ingredients
Cold Outhouse
Colorectal Surgeon Praise
Constipated Mathematician
Control Your Anger
Cop Chase  (3.2M)
Corporate Outhouse
Couch Throne
Couples Tub Toilet - For Newleyweds
Cowbelly Tattoo
Cozy Washroom
Crack Spackle - The First Name in Butt Concealment  (2.4M)
Crap Flavoured Instant Noodles
Cross Between a Havanese and a Shih Tzu?
Cross-Eyed Bull - Newfie Vet's "Proctocol" Remedy
Cubism  (4.2M)
Dads and Diapers  (3.0M)
Definitely Defined
Desert Outhouse
Diaper Change: Hazardous Material
Diaper Choice Baby Dispenser
Diet Doctor To The Rescue
Dinnae Kin, Jock
DNA Genes
Don't Annoy The Maid  (500k)
Don't Forget Her Special Day  (750k)
Don't Mess With My SS Check  (900k)
Don't Try This At Home
Doves Forever
Downside Electric - 'Short' Safety Program
Duct Tape - for a Prettier World
Dynamite Cure For Emptying The Outhouse
Efficient Micro-Surgeons
Eight Words with Male & Female Meanings
Election Promises to Voters
Elephant Circumcision
Elephant Dung Stationery
Elevator Fragrance
Employee Of The Month
Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook
Explain This To Your Boss!  (840k)
Face Mask - Slightly Stained
Fanny Floss - a real "Bum Deal"
Farm Football
The Fart File
Fart Match
Feeling Retired?
The Fert
Fertilizer Club
Finger Lickin' Good!  (The Dog Only Knows For Sure...)
Fish CoverUp
Fix The Outhouse, Pa!
Flatulence Problem
Fly in the Toilet
Fly This Airline for Longer & Larger Bad Gas
French Kissing - Wise Advice
Frosty's Snow Cone Factory
Fruit Of The Loom
Garbage In or Garbage Out?
Gas Competitors Reach Agreement
Gas Passer... Downwind Protocol
Gas Prices Around The World
Gas Right Posterior Strips  (2.0M)
Gentlemen Only
Gifts For The Teacher
Ginger
Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy
Golden Nugget
Golf Potty Putter
Golfer Who Can't Change
Gone With The Wind
Grandma's Control Problems - Biodegradable Super Fluff  (2.0M)
Guitar Throne
Handicap Helper
Happy End TP
Happy Keester
Having Problems With Your Deodorant?
Health Barometer... or just a Bum Deal?
Hi Tech Potty in China
Hide & Seek
High Gas Prices 2004:    #1  #2  #3  #4  #5  #6  #7  #8  #9  #10  #11
High Octane Hooch
Hillbilly Gas Chamber
Hockey Rivalry: Vancouver Canucks vs. Calgary Flames
The Honey Truck
Horse Crawler  (580k)
Horse Gas
Horse Hat
Horsing Around
Hot Air Balloon Illusion
Husband's Last Bathroom Suggestion
Hybrid Thai Car
I Finally Got The Bathroom Remodeled!
I Think I'll Hold It
Important Phone Call
iPottie
Jet Fuel Drink
Johnny On The Pot
Johnny On The Pot - Plumber Sits Down On The Job
Just One More Fart
Kid's 'Behind The Scenes' Inspection for Hidden Cracks
Kissing Test  (1.9M)
Kleenix For Your File Folders
Korean Public Toilet
Ladies Room Buttons
Leaning Grandma
The Little House Behind The House
Little Johnny's Gripping Story
Little Johnny's Secret Cereal Recipe
Little Leprechaun
Loo View
Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!
Loss Of The Remote Control For Life?
Loud Heart
Lunch Anyone?
Me? No - I Use That Hydrant!
Men In Public Rest Rooms
Mennonite Washrooms
Metered Toilet
Miss Chernobyl 2004
"Mommy Alert" Diaper Meter
Moose Nuggets for Diabetes
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer - Real Men of Genius  (900k)
Musical Throne
Nearsighted Skunk
New Cell Phones  (3.8M)
New Oil Company Sign
The New Supermarket
Newfie 2006 Senior Scooter
Newfie Duck Hunter
Nice Teeth
'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards
No Name Toilet Paper
No Pit Stop Car
Norvegian Groaners
Norwegian Gas Passer  (630k)
Nun's Bedpan Gas
Nun-Sense @ the Airport
Nursing Home Relief
Observant Doctor
Ode To Flatulence
Odor Detector
Off Road Commode - When Nature Calls  (2.0M)
Office Skill Test  (3.9M)
Oh Crap! A Reason To Hate Mondays  (1.1M)
Old Gas Station with Special Ladies Restroom
Old Lady With Silent Touch
On A Roll - Only In Japan
One Wee Scottish Farty (Tae A Fart)
Out Of Gas
Outhouse Disposal
Outhouse Mover
Outhouse Out Nowhere
Outhouse Treasure
Outside Urinal
Overdue Outpatient News
Ozonol
Paperless Toilet
Pass It On
Passing the Bar Exam to Join The Club
Patience & Wisdom
PeePeeing Tom
Penny For Your Thoughts
The Perfect Dog
Persian Rug Sales
Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol
Political Promise Transporter
Pooped Out Playground
Port-a-Potty Preparation
Pot At The End Of Your Rainbow
Potty Training An Elephant
Power Plunger
The Price of A Mercedes Fart
Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape
Prunes & Holy Water
Public Toilet
Pumpkin Pie Maker
Rattlesnake Outhouse
Reach For The Top - What Have You Got To Lose?
Rectum Stretcher
Redneck TV Antenna
Recycled Sandpaper TP - A Bum Deal
Redneck Barbecue
Redneck Birthday Present
Redneck Campfire
Redneck Christmas Carols  (1.8M)
Redneck Cuts Toilet In Half
Redneck DoorBells
Redneck Fishermen
Redneck Garden
Redneck Holiday
Redneck Horseshoes
Redneck Lawn Mower
Redneck Men's Pickup Lines
Redneck Outhouse
Redneck Outhouse Poetry
Redneck Outhouse Throne
Redneck Port-A-Potty
Redneck Portable Camping Potty
Redneck Racecar
Redneck Snowblower:     Regular     Heavy Duty
Redneck Tank Top
Redneck Toilet Paper
Redneck TP Holder
Refreshing Dump
Relative Facelift
Relief Ratings
Restroom Buttons
Returning the Stinky House to the Ex-Wife
Ring Around The Toilet
Road Map for Men
Romantic Hay Ride  (2.2M)
Room With A View
Royal Flush Treatment - A Plumber's Dream
Safe Seat Belt
Scented Owl
Scotsman's "What's It Worth" Retrieval
Scottish Water
Scout's Motto for the Restroom: Be Prepared
Self Moon
Seniors Are Valuable
Senior's Golf Cart
Shanty Town, New Zealand - 1870 Potty Pic
ShareWhere Bathroom
Short-Odor Cook
Signs of Old Age
Silent Church Service
Ski Bathroom
Smells Fishey
So Small Cell Phone  (430k)
Sorry About The Mess
Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One
Starting Your Fireplace On The Roof?
Steinbach Mennonite's Winter Outhouse
Stomach Gas - Cute One!
Stoolbus
Stretch Girl
Super Bowl XL - For Big Jobs
Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work
Taco Night - that Friday Feeling  (1.4M)
Take That - Personal Insults du Jour
Taste of Olympic Success
Thank Goodness For Kleenex
Throne Entertainment On The Farm
Toddler Joe
Toddler's Instant Jacuzzi
Toilet Art
Too Much Baby Powder  (1.1M)
Tow Yard Complaint - Back Seat Protocol  (270k)
TP Colouring Pages
TP For Those With Money To Throw Away
TP Kid
TP Protector
TP Safety
TP Toilet
Turpentine - Most Powerful Liquid In The World
Understanding Computers
Underwear Breath
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
Visiting Preacher's Rapturous Sermon
Voting Outhouse - Where All Voters 'Go'
Wal-mart Shopper
Warning: 3-Bean Chili Lunch Special
Water Closet Classic
Water Closet - New European Potty Symbol:   #1   #2
Weepublican
Well Done!
Wet Suit Danger
Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner
When the Propane Runs Out
When You Gotta Go
Why Farts Smell
Wind & Fire - Unfortunate Accident!
Women Just Don't Understand  (800k)
Women's Outhouse
Wong Way To The Next Toilet In China
World's First Hybrid Motorcycle
World's 'Highest' Outhouse
World's Largest Underpants
World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Worst Job In The World?
Worst Part of Being a Seeing Eye Dog
Would You 'Go' In This Glass Restroom?   Outside  Inside
Years of Bad Gas