Bathroom Joe-ks 

(also known as Washroom Joe-ks to Canadians, eh...
or 'Restroom' Joe-ks to our American friends...)
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
Why did Bubba & his girlfriend want to get married in the bathtub?
I don't know if I want to change the world or just toilet train it.
What do you call small change that can't go to the bathroom?
Did you hear about the two dirty bathtubs that got married?
I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me the wrong way.
On a restroom hand dryer: Do not activate with wet hands.
Why did the birthday girl bring toilet paper to her party?
“Have some shampoo,” was Tom's unconditional offer.
What brand of toilet paper does Sleeping Beauty use?
California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets
What room is the most dangerous for men?
Did you ever see the movie “Constipation”?
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
What is a ringleader?
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2.
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Conserve toilet paper. Use both sides.
What vegetable can you find in a toilet?
Millipede: Mildred used the little girl's room.
Did you hear about the constipated musician?
What did the pastor say when he took a shower?
What room in a house is most dangerous for men?
What do you call the bumper guards on the underside of a toilet seat?


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Political Promise Hauler


Garden Outhouse


Redneck Chair Potty


Always Enough TP


Mirror Shaking


Presidential Message


Texas Outhouse Art


Restroom Sign


Long Reach TP


Grocery Store Appeal


Makeup Mirror


Outhouse Bike


False Teeth


Bath Laugh


Toilet Sprinkler System


Did Philip Fart?


English Hospitality


Aussie Toilet Paper


Uplifting Throne


Christmas Tree Relief


Santa’s Rest Room


Christmas Wish For Seniors


Toilet Art


Redneck Doork


Stop Cutting Trees!


Redneck Restroom Privacy


Fart Facts


Bucket Seat


Hot Air Balloon Dominoes


Kiwi Shave


Lipstick Dog


Watch Out for the Joe-kster


Elephant Enema


Cyclist Port-A-Potty


Shower Lighting


9 Month Scale


TP Kid


Metered Toilet


Facial Hair


Loo View


Christmas Bad Attitude


Dog Spa


Pumpkin Pie Maker


TP Safety


Stool There


Important Phone Call


Refreshing Dump


TP Toilet


Stoolbus


Sorry About The Mess


Fireman Mouth


ShareWhere Bathroom


Water Mask


Ski Bathroom


Bathroom Celebration


Bubble Boy


Bird WhiteWash


Redneck Plumbing


Ring Around The Toilet


Bucket Bath


Desert Outhouse


Redneck Campfire


Safe Seat Belt


Christmas Thrones


But Why, Officer?


Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook


Hand Soap




Keyboard Escape


I Think I'll Hold It


Welcome to our Ool


TP Colouring Pages


Cat Brush


Rattlesnake Outhouse


Bathroom Diving


Redneck TP Holder


Golden Nugget


Redneck Garden


When You Gotta Go


Redneck Holiday


Public Toilet


Redneck Racecar


Hide & Seek


Redneck Outhouse Throne


Fly in the Toilet


Bathroom Laptop


Korean Public Toilet


Romance Lost


Socket To Me


Sink Drinker


Johnny On The Pot


Water Hat


Guitar Throne


Wet Suit Danger


Wrap Around Towel


Handicap Helper


Signs of Old Age


Living With A Blonde


A Picture Of Me In The Shower


Redneck Outhouse


IRS Toothpaste


Don't Try This At Home


Chocolate Easter Eggs


The Perfect Dog


Boy Scout Scooter


Bathroom Browser - TP Printer


Outside Urinal


Paperless Toilet


Redneck Barbecue


The Honey Truck


iPottie


Outhouse Treasure




Bathing A Cat


Toddler Joe


Political Promise Transporter


No Load is Too Big for this Outhouse


Fish Bowl Cleaner


Nerd Shaving


Windows For Cats


Outhouse Out Nowhere


Port-a-Potty Preparation


On A Roll - Only In Japan


AOL's Password Protection


Employee Of The Month


Biker Faucet


Room With A View


Redneck Birthday Present


Women's Outhouse


Road Map for Men


Redneck Portable Camping Potty


Couch Throne


Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners

2005 British Royal Flush Wedding
5 Dollars of Gas
9 Month Scale
A Face A Day - Preparing For Work
A Lovely Thing
A Picture Of Me In The Shower
A Reason To Learn English
Air Traffic Control - Gas Tank Advice
Always Enough TP
Annoying Little Bars Of Soap
AOL's Password Protection
Are They Hormone or Hermoan Pills?
Armless Man's Assistant
Asian Real Meal Deal
Aussie Toilet Paper  (1.5M)
Backgammon Oneup-lady-ship  (1.2M)
Bad Hair Day
Baked Beans - Nature's Way of Opening Windows  (260k)
Barcode Eyelashes
Baseball for the Inmates
Bath Laugh
Bathing A Cat
Bathroom Blues - Here's Looking At You
Bathroom Browser - TP Printer
Bathroom Camera  (2.0M)
Bathroom Celebration
Bathroom Diving
Bathroom Laptop
Bathroom Thigns
B.C. - Bathroom Commode or Baptist Church?
Bedtime Bliss
Bichon Friese - Schitzu Cross
Biker Faucet
Bilingual Washroom
Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go
Bird Flu Symptoms
Bird WhiteWash
Blonde Kleenex
Blow Dryer for the Shower?
Boy Scout Scooter
Boys' Baptism
Breathtaking Moon Picture From An Airplane!
British Power Smart  (1.7M)
Bubble Boy
Bucket Bath
Bucket Seat
'Bug Light' Invisible Monsters On Your Desk
Bungee Jumper: "How Do I Spell Relief?"
Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick
But Why, Officer?
The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks
Cat Brush
Charmin's New Ad
Cheap Perfume
Chocolate Easter Eggs
'Choose A Urinal' Challenge!
Christmas Bad Attitude
Christmas Thrones
Christmas Tree Relief
Christmas Wish For Seniors
Church Butt Sleeper
Classes For Men
Cleaning Poem
Cockpit Announcement
Coke's Special Ingredients
Cold Outhouse
Computer For Women
Concrete Guestrooms
Confession Relief
Constipated Mathematician
Control Your Anger
Cop Chase  (3.2M)
Corporate Outhouse
Couch Throne
Couples Tub Toilet - For Newleyweds
Cover Me Sarge... It's Getting Wet Over Here
Cozy Washroom
Crap Flavoured Instant Noodles
Cross Between a Havanese and a Shih Tzu?
Cubism  (4.2M)
Cyclist Port-A-Potty
Dads and Diapers  (3.0M)
Definitely Defined
Desert Outhouse
Diaper Change: Hazardous Material
Diaper Choice Baby Dispenser
Diatribe Facts du Jour
Diatribe Joe-ks 4U
Did Philip Fart?
Diet Doctor To The Rescue
Diet Facts
Dinnae Kin, Jock
Distasteful Lawyer
Do Not Write On The Walls!
Dog Download: Why Your Computer Might Not Work Properly
Dog Spa
Don't Annoy The Maid  (500k)
Don't Be A Stick In The Mud
Don't Forget Her Special Day  (750k)
Don't Try This At Home
Dynamite Cure For Emptying The Outhouse
Early Spring Planting Yields Extra Returns
Eggsellent Close Shave
Election Promises to Voters
Electrician's New Plug
Elephant Enema
Employee Of The Month
English Hospitality
Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook
Explain This To Your Boss!  (840k)
Face Mask - Slightly Stained
Facial Hair
False Teeth
Famous Scandinavian Inventions
Fart Facts
Fart Match
Feeling Retired?
The Fert
Fertilizer Club
Fireman Mouth
Fish Bowl Cleaner
Fish CoverUp
Fix The Outhouse, Pa!
Fly in the Toilet
Fruit Of The Loom
Garden Outhouse
Gas Competitors Reach Agreement
Gas Right Posterior Strips  (2.0M)
Geek Leak for Dedicated Computer Users
Gentlemen Only
Gesundheit - The Deadly Sneeze
Gifts For The Teacher
Ginger
Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy
Golden Nugget
Golf Potty Putter
Golfer Who Can't Change
Grandma's Control Problems - Biodegradable Super Fluff  (2.0M)
Granny Humour
Grocery Store Appeal
Guitar Throne
Gutter Spout Hotel
Hairball Essence or Hair Ingestion?
Hand Soap
Handicap Helper
Happy Keester
Having Problems With Your Deodorant?
Health Barometer... or just a Bum Deal?
Hi Tech Potty in China
Hide & Seek
Hillbilly Gas Chamber
Hockey Rivalry: Vancouver Canucks vs. Calgary Flames
The Honey Truck
Horse Crawler  (580k)
Horse Hat
Hot Air Balloon Dominoes
Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!
How To Detect A 2-Way Mirror
How To Lose Weight For The New Year
How To Tell If You've Been Really Bad
How To Weigh Yourself Correctly
Hunters Know Their Priorities!
Husband's Last Bathroom Suggestion
I Finally Got The Bathroom Remodeled!
I Think I'll Hold It
Important Phone Call
iPottie
IRS Toothpaste
Jockeying For Position
Johnny On The Pot
Johnny On The Pot - Plumber Sits Down On The Job
Jumbo Vancouver Evening Plans
Just One More Fart
Keep The Lid Down!
Keyboard Escape
Kid's 'Behind The Scenes' Inspection for Hidden Cracks
Kiwi Shave
Korean Public Toilet
Ladies Room Buttons
Laws of the Natural Universe
Lion In The Bathtub
Lipstick Dog
Lipstick Laptop
Lipstick Wheel
Little Boy's Powder Nose
The Little House Behind The House
Little Johnny's Gripping Story
Little Johnny's Powder Room
Little Johnny's Secret Cereal Recipe
Little Leprechaun
Little White Lies @ the Ladies' Bake Sale
Living With A Blonde
Long Reach TP
Loo View
Look On The Bright Side
The Lord Of The Rings
Los Angeles International Airport - Renamed
Makeup Mirror
Male Birth Control
Male Multitasker - Rarity Unveiled
Management Lesson on Project Resources
Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All
McCrapper
Me? No - I Use That Hydrant!
Mennonite Washrooms
Metered Toilet
Milk of Amnesia
Miracle Cosmetics Help Aging Process
Mirror Shaking
"Mommy Alert" Diaper Meter
Motorcycle Repairs or Reap-errors?
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer - Real Men of Genius  (900k)
Musical Throne
Natural Sham-poo
Nerd Shaving
New Cell Phones  (3.8M)
New Drugs For Men
New Drugs For Women
New Improved Product Makes Toilet Paper Obsolete
New Oil Company Sign
The New Supermarket
New Wal-Mart Mirror
New Wine For Seniors - Anti-Diuretic Hybrid Grape?
Newfie 2006 Senior Scooter
Nice Teeth
'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards
No Load is Too Big for this Outhouse
No Name Toilet Paper
No Pit Stop Car
Norvegian Humour
Norwegian Gas Passer  (630k)
Not Alone
Observant Doctor
Ode To Flatulence
Off Road Commode - When Nature Calls  (2.0M)
Oh Crap! A Reason To Hate Mondays  (1.1M)
On A Roll - Only In Japan
One Wee Scottish Farty (Tae A Fart)
Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake
Open Barracks Door
Outhouse Bike
Outhouse Disposal
Outhouse Mover
Outhouse Out Nowhere
Outhouse Treasure
Outside Urinal
Paperless Toilet
Parachute Airline's Latest Seat Sale
Passing the Bar Exam to Join The Club
PeePeeing Tom
Penny For Your Thoughts
The Perfect Dog
The Perfect Weight
Political Promise Hauler
Political Promise Transporter
Pooped Out Playground
Port-a-Potty Preparation
Pot At The End Of Your Rainbow
Potty Training An Elephant
Power Plunger
Presidential Message
PRICELESS Trip to the ATM Machine
Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape
Prunes & Holy Water
Public Toilet
Pumpkin Pie Maker
Rattlesnake Outhouse
Recycled Sandpaper TP - A Bum Deal
Redneck Barbecue
Redneck Birthday Present
Redneck Book of Manners
Redneck Campfire
Redneck Chair Potty
Redneck Christmas Carols  (1.8M)
Redneck Cuts Toilet In Half
Redneck Doork
Redneck Faucet
Redneck Garden
Redneck Holiday
Redneck Horseshoes
Redneck Men's Pickup Lines
Redneck Outhouse
Redneck Outhouse Poetry
Redneck Outhouse Throne
Redneck Plumbing
Redneck Port-A-Potty
Redneck Portable Camping Potty
Redneck Racecar
Redneck Restroom Privacy
Redneck Toilet Paper (R)
Redneck TP Holder
Redneck TV Antenna
Redneck Wedding
Redneck Whirlpool
Refreshing Dump
Restroom Buttons
Restroom Sign
Restroom Thigns
Ring Around The Toilet
Road Map for Men
Romance Lost
Room With A View
Safe Seat Belt
Santa Visits The Schmitt House
Santa’s Last Stop For Mexican Food
Santa’s Rest Room
Scotsman's "What's It Worth" Retrieval
Scout's Motto for the Restroom: Be Prepared
Senior's Golf Cart
Senior Road Rage
Seniors Are Valuable
Shanty Town, New Zealand - 1870 Potty Pic
ShareWhere Bathroom
Shower Lighting
Signs of Old Age
Signs You're Flat Broke
Silent Church Service
Sink Drinker
Sitting On The Throne - A Tacky Experience
Ski Bathroom
So Small Cell Phone  (430k)
Socket To Me
Sorry About The Mess
Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One
Split Hairs
Starting Your Fireplace On The Roof?
Steinbach Mennonite's Winter Outhouse
Stool There
Stoolbus
Stop Cutting Trees!
Stunt City  (5.2M)
Super Bowl XL - For Big Jobs
Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work
Taco Night - that Friday Feeling  (1.4M)
Tali-Flush Trap Door
Taste of Olympic Success
Texas Outhouse Art
Thank Goodness For Kleenex
Throne Entertainment On The Farm
Time To Go On A Diet
Toddler Joe
Toilet Art
Toilet Sprinkler System
Too Much Baby Powder  (1.1M)
Tow Yard Complaint - Back Seat Protocol  (270k)
TP Colouring Pages
TP for Hard-Assed People
TP For Those With Money To Throw Away
TP Kid
TP Protector
TP Safety
TP Toilet
Tree Norwegians
Triple Blade Razor for Terrorist Conversion
Understanding Computers
Underwear Breath
Up-Lifting Experience
Uplifting Throne
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
Voting Outhouse - Where All Voters “Go”
Waiters with Spare Spoons
Warning: 3-Bean Chili Lunch Special
Watch Out for the Joe-kster
Water Closet Classic
Water Closet - New European Potty Symbol:   #1   #2
Water Hat
Water Mask
Watered Down Arab
Wedding Showers
Weepublican
Welcome to our Ool
Wet Spot
Wet Suit Danger
Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners
What To Do With Junk E-mail
When You Gotta Go
When You Might Not Want To Go To The Bathroom
Where's That Bathroom Scale?
Why Farts Smell
Why Men Don't Bathe Kids
Why Women Go In Pairs To The Restroom
Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Dog Drink Beer
Windows For Cats
Women's Outhouse
Wong Way To The Next Toilet In China
World's First Hybrid Motorcycle
World's 'Highest' Outhouse
World's Largest Underpants
Worst Job In The World?
Worst Part of Being a Seeing Eye Dog
Would You 'Go' In This Glass Restroom?   Outside  Inside
Wrap Around Towel

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