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(also known as Washroom Joe-ks to Canadians, eh...
or 'Restroom' Joe-ks to our American friends...)
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“Look out for #1. Don't step in #2.”
“On a restroom hand dryer: Do not activate with wet hands.”
“If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.”
“The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.”
“I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me the wrong way.”
“Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?”
“California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets”
“Have some shampoo,” was Tom’s unconditional offer.
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Why did the birthday girl bring toilet paper to her party?
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
What is a ringleader?
Did you ever see the movie "Constipation"?
Millipede: Mildred used the little girl's room.
I don't know if I want to change the world or just toilet train it.
What vegetable can you find in a toilet?
Did you hear about the constipated musician?


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Korean Public Toilet

Romance Lost

2005 British Royal Flush Wedding
5 Dollars of Gas
A Face A Day - Preparing For Work
A Lovely Thing
A Picture Of Me In The Shower
A Reason To Learn English
Air Traffic Control - Gas Tank Advice
Annoying Little Bars Of Soap
AOL's Password Protection
Are They Hormone or Hermoan Pills?
Armless Man's Assistant
Asian Real Meal Deal
Bad Hair Day
Baked Beans - Nature's Way of Opening Windows  (260k)
Baseball for the Inmates
Bathing A Cat
Bathroom Blues - Here's Looking At You
Bathroom Browser - TP Printer
Bathroom Camera  (2.0M)
Bathroom Thigns
B.C. – Bathroom Commode or Baptist Church?
Bedtime Bliss
Bichon Friese – Schitzu Cross
Biker Faucet
Bilingual Washroom
Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go
Bird Flu Symptoms
Blonde Kleenex
Blow Dryer for the Shower?
Boy Scout Scooter
Boys' Baptism
Breathtaking Moon Picture From An Airplane!
British Power Smart  (1.7M) 
'Bug Light' Invisible Monsters On Your Desk
Bungee Jumper: "How Do I Spell Relief?"
Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick
The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks
Charmin's New Ad
Cheap Perfume
Chocolate Easter Eggs
'Choose A Urinal' Challenge!
Church Butt Sleeper
Classes For Men
Cleaning Poem
Cockpit Announcement
Coke's Special Ingredients
Cold Outhouse
Computer For Women
Concrete Guestrooms
Confession Relief
Constipated Mathematician
Control Your Anger
Cop Chase  (3.2M) 
Corporate Outhouse
Couch Throne
Couples Tub Toilet - For Newleyweds
Cover Me Sarge... It's Getting Wet Over Here
Cozy Washroom
Crap Flavoured Instant Noodles
Cross Between a Havanese and a Shih Tzu?
Cubism  (4.2M)
Dads and Diapers  (3.0M)
Definitely Defined
Diaper Change: Hazardous Material
Diaper Choice Baby Dispenser
Diatribe Facts du Jour
Diatribe Joe-ks 4U
Diet Doctor To The Rescue
Diet Facts
Dinnae Kin, Jock
Distasteful Lawyer
Do Not Write On The Walls!
Dog Download: Why Your Computer Might Not Work Properly
Don't Annoy The Maid  (500k)
Don't Be A Stick In The Mud
Don't Forget Her Special Day  (750k)
Don't Try This At Home
Dynamite Cure For Emptying The Outhouse
Early Spring Planting Yields Extra Returns
Eggsellent Close Shave
Election Promises to Voters
Electrician's New Plug
Employee Of The Month
Explain This To Your Boss!  (840k)
Face Mask - Slightly Stained
Famous Scandinavian Inventions
Fart Match
Feeling Retired?
The Fert
Fertilizer Club
Fish Bowl Cleaner
Fix The Outhouse, Pa!
Fruit Of The Loom
Gas Competitors Reach Agreement
Geek Leak for Dedicated Computer Users
Gentlemen Only
Gesundheit - The Deadly Sneeze
Gifts For The Teacher
Ginger
Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy
Golf Potty Putter
Golfer Who Can't Change
Grandma's Control Problems – Biodegradable Super Fluff  (2.0M)
Guitar Throne
Gutter Spout Hotel
Hairball Essence or Hair Ingestion?
Handicap Helper
Happy Keester
Having Problems With Your Deodorant?
Health Barometer... or just a Bum Deal?
Hi Tech Potty in China
Hillbilly Gas Chamber
Hockey Rivalry: Vancouver Canucks vs. Calgary Flames
The Honey Truck
Horse Crawler  (580k)
Horse Hat
Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!
How To Detect A 2-Way Mirror
How To Lose Weight For The New Year
How To Weigh Yourself Correctly
Hunters Know Their Priorities!
Husband's Last Bathroom Suggestion
I Finally Got The Bathroom Remodeled!
iPottie
IRS Toothpaste
Jockeying For Position
Johnny On The Pot
Johnny On The Pot - Plumber Sits Down On The Job
Jumbo Vancouver Evening Plans
Just One More Fart
Just When You Think You're Alone In The Bush...
Keep The Lid Down!
Kid's 'Behind The Scenes' Inspection for Hidden Cracks
Korean Public Toilet 
Ladies Room Buttons
Laws of the Natural Universe
Lion In The Bathtub
Lipstick Wheel
Little Boy's Powder Nose
The Little House Behind The House
Little Johnny's Powder Room
Little Johnny's Secret Cereal Recipe
Little Leprechaun
Little White Lies @ the Ladies’ Bake Sale
Living With A Blonde
Look On The Bright Side
The Lord Of The Rings
Los Angeles International Airport – Renamed
Male Birth Control
Male Multitasker - Rarity Unveiled
Management Lesson on Project Resources
Me? No - I Use That Hydrant!
Milk of Amnsesia
Miracle Cosmetics Help Aging Process
"Mommy Alert" Diaper Meter
Motorcycle Repairs or Reap-errors?
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer - Real Men of Genius  (900k)
Musical Throne
Natural Sham-poo
Nerd Shaving
New Cell Phones  (3.8M)
New Drugs For Men
New Drugs For Women
New Improved Product Makes Toilet Paper Obsolete
New Oil Company Sign
The New Supermarket
New Wal-Mart Mirror
New Wine For Seniors - Anti-Diuretic Hybrid Grape?
Newfie 2006 Senior Scooter
Nice Teeth
'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards
No Load is Too Big for this Outhouse
No Name Toilet Paper
No Pit Stop Car
Norvegian Groaners
Norwegian Gas Passer  (630k)
Observant Doctor
Ode To Flatulence
Off Road Commode – When Nature Calls  (2.0M)
Oh Crap! A Reason To Hate Mondays  (1.1M)
On A Roll - Only In Japan
One Wee Scottish Farty (Tae A Fart)
Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake
Open Barracks Door
Outhouse Disposal
Outhouse Mover
Outhouse Out Nowhere
Outhouse Treasure
Outside Urinal
Paperless Toilet
Parachute Airline's Latest Seat Sale
Passing the Bar Exam to Join The Club
PeePeeing Tom
Penny For Your Thoughts
The Perfect Dog
The Perfect Weight
Political Promise Transporter
Pooped Out Playground
Port-a-Potty Preparation
Pot At The End Of Your Rainbow
Potty Training An Elephant
Power Plunger
PRICELESS Trip to the ATM Machine
Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape
Prunes & Holy Water
Recycled Sandpaper TP - A Bum Deal
Redneck Barbecue
Redneck Birthday Present
Redneck Book of Manners
Redneck Christmas Carols  (1.8M)
Redneck Cuts Toilet In Half
Redneck Faucet
Redneck Horseshoes
Redneck Men’s Pickup Lines 
Redneck Outhouse
Redneck Outhouse Poetry
Redneck Port-A-Potty
Redneck Portable Camping Potty
Redneck TV Antenna
Redneck Whirlpool
Restroom Buttons
Restroom Thigns
Road Map for Men
Romance Lost
Room With A View
Santa Visits The Schmitt House
Scotsman’s “What’s It Worth” Retrieval
Scout’s Motto for the Restroom: Be Prepared
Senior's Golf Cart
Senior Road Rage
Seniors Are Valuable
Shanty Town, New Zealand - 1870 Potty Pic
Shower Drink Cat
Signs of Old Age
Signs You're Flat Broke
Silent Church Service
Sink Drinker 
Sitting On The Throne - A Tacky Experience
So Small Cell Phone  (430k)
Socket To Me 
Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One
Split Hairs
Starting Your Fireplace On The Roof?
Steinbach Mennonite's Winter Outhouse
Stunt City  (5.2M)
Super Bowl XL - For Big Jobs
Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work
Taco Night - that Friday Feeling  (1.4M)
Tali-Flush Trap Door
Taste of Olympic Success
Thank Goodness For Kleenex
Throne Entertainment On The Farm
Time To Go On A Diet
Toddler Joe
Toilet Art
Too Much Baby Powder  (1.1M)
Tow Yard Complaint - Back Seat Protocol  (270k)
TP for Hard-Assed People
TP For Those With Money To Throw Away
TP Protector
Tree Norwegians
Triple Blade Razor for Terrorist Conversion
Understanding Computers
Underwear Breath
Up-Lifting Experience
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
Waiters with Spare Spoons
Warning: 3-Bean Chili Lunch Special
Water Closet Classic