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This Day In History 
March 1: St. David's Day (Wales)
March 1: Whuppity Stourie
March 1, 1810: (b) Chopin
March 2, 1923: Time Magazine Debut
March 2, 1904: (b) Dr. Suess
March 2, 1874: Baseball Batter's Box
March 2, 1824: (b) Smetana
March 2, 1819: 1st U.S. Immigration Law
March 3: Doll Festival (Japan)
March 3, 1847: (b) Alexander Graham Bell
March 4: Most Progressive Day of the Year
March 4, 1968: Workmate Workbench Patent
March 4, 1678: (b) Vivaldi
March 5: Employee Appreciation Day
March 5, 1872: Air Brake Patent
March 5, 1770: Boston Massacre
March 6, 1899: Aspirin Patent
March 6, 1886: 1st U.S. Alternating Current Powerplant
March 6, 1521: Magellan Discovers Guam
March 6, 1475: (b) Michelangelo
March 7, 1962: Beatles 1st Radio Debut
March 7, 1910: Neon Lighting Patent
March 7, 1876: 1st Telephone Patent
March 7, 1875: (b) Ravel
March 8: International Women's Day
March 8, 1952: 1st Artificial Heart
March 8, 1917: February Revolution (Russia)
March 9: Panic Day
March 9, 1970: Post-It Notes Patent
March 9, 1959: Barbie Doll Debut
March 10, 1876: 1st Telephone Call
March 10, 1849: Abraham Lincoln applies for a Patent
March 11: Middle Name Pride Day
March 11, 1927: 1st Rear-Projection Screen
March 11, 1811: Luddite Riots
March 11, 105: Paper Invented
March 12: Start of the 2010 Paralympic Winter Games
March 12, 1918: Moscow Replaced Petrograd as Russian Capital
March 12, 1912: Girl Scouts Founded
March 13, 1781: Uranus Discovered
March 13, 1519: Cortez Landed in Mexico
March 14: Daylight Saving Begins
March 14: Mothering Sunday (U.K.)
March 14: White Day (Japan)
March 14: Pi Day
March 14, 1879: (b) Einstein
March 14, 1794: Cottin Gin Patent
March 15, 1984: Water Desalination Patent
March 15, 1892: 1st Escalator Patent
March 15, 1869: 1st Pro Baseball Team
March 15, 44 BC: Ides of March
March 16, 1926: 1st Liquid-Fueled Rocket
March 16, 1916: Migratory Bird Treaty
March 17: St. Patrick's Day
March 17, 1972: Magnetic Resonance Imaging Patent
March 17, 1919: (b) Nat King Cole
March 18, 1964: Lava Lamp Patent
March 18, 1931: 1st Electric Shaver
March 18, 1850: American Express Formed
March 18, 1844: (b) Rimsky-Korsakov
March 19: St. Joseph's Day
March 19, 1919: (b) Nathan Joseph Defries - Happy Birthday, Dad!
March 19, 1831: 1st U.S. Bank Robbery
March 19, 1474: 1st Patent Law
March 19, 721 BC: 1st Recorded Solar Eclipse

March 12-21: 2010 Paralympic Winter Games in Vancouver/Whistler


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'Thinking Outside The Box' Puzzles
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Redneck Watch

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Fireman Poster Boy

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08/08/08 - the Ultimate Lucky Day

12 Days of Christmas - Cost of True Love for 2004
1923 Leaders and Losers
1954 Prom Queen

1970 vs. 2000

2003:  Changing Priorities Ahead

2003 Darwin Awards
2003 Org Chart Strategy
2004 Athens Olympic Games - Official Trojan Car
2004 Darwin Awards
2004 Redneck New Year's Resolutions
2004 Tattoo of the Year
2004 World Consumption Stats - Can Money Buy Happiness?

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2005 Hooters Calendar
2005 Marriage Wisdom

2006 Hooters (OWL) Calendar

2007 Ford Shelby GR1 Concept Car
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4 Stages Of Life
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Animal Life Spans
Atheist Holiday

Best Years of a Woman's Life

Beware of Things Made In October
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"Big Is Beautiful" - 2001 Swimsuit Calendar
Birthday Cards for 2004
Blonde's Year In Review
Calendar Shredder
Bumper Stickers
Chicken, Fox & Grain Puzzle - 2004 Version
Chili Cheater - 2003 Championship Chili Cook-Off

Chinese Zodiac - Chinese New Year

Chocolate Math for 2010
Cursor Clock
Daily Reminder About Your Job
Dam Good Response!
Day of Light and Darkness

The Days of Our Lives: From Anticipation To Recuperation

'Do It' Professional Trades Guide

Don't Forget Her Special Day  (750k)

Double Mark of the Beast

Early Easter Date 2008

Evolution Of Man

Fireman Poster Boy
Florida Voters are Ready for 2004
Foldup SUV - 2004 Flexicar
Guinness World-1st Record - Solo Handbells Marathon

Hairstyle Of The Year
Hand Face

Hippy Birthday

How To Use The New 1940 Dial Telephone!
Inflation in 2004
Irish Year-Round, Many-Legged Groaner
Jewish Holiday

July 7, 2007: Special Wedding Date

July 8, 2009 - 12:34:56/7/8/9

Lawyer's Season's Greetings
Life Expectancy Test

Living in 2006
Long-Winded Speaker
Los Angeles International Airport - Renamed
March 4th: the Most Progressive Day of the Year
Martha Stewart's New 2004 Lifestyle
May 4, 2006: Special Hundred-Year Date

May 6, 2007: Special Date

Men of the Year Awards for 2003:   #1  #2  #3
Michael Jackson in 2015
Miss Chernobyl 2004

Mondays... Get Back To Work!

Most Progressive Day of the Year

New Dog Breeds for 2005

New Evening Classes For Men!
New Fuel Gauge for 2005
New Fuel Gauge for 2006 Vehicles
New Home Alarm System for 2005

New Year's Optimist

New Years Resolutions for Nerds
New Year's Resolution For The Disillusioned
New Year's Superstitions

Newfie 2006 Senior Scooter
Newfie Digital Clock

Nothing to Fear... NetMan is Here!

'One Drink A Day' Schedule
Pizza Order in 2010 - Soybean Yogurt Special

Polar Bear New Years
Preparation for the 2004 Ski Season

Redneck 2006
Redneck Advent Calendar

Redneck Watch

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Revenue Canada Simplified 2009 Tax Form

Scooter of Tomorrow
Seven Years of Bad Luck!

Shrivel Tan - Beach Gross for 2005
Signs Of The Times

Southern Signs - Are you a Possum or a Moon Pie?
Stairway Chute - 2004 Designer Home
Star Wars Day
Swinging Nightclubs of 2004
Top Moroffs of 2003
Top Moroffs of 2004
What Celtic Tree Did You Fall From?
Whazzit - New Animal Breed for 2005

Women's Wisdom for 2004

Words of Wisdom

Working Round The Clock
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