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This Day In History 
November 1: All Saints Day;   Daylight Saving Ends
November 1, 1945: Slinky Patent
November 2: Full Beaver Moon;   All Souls Day
November 2, 1947: Spruce Goose
November 3: Culture Day (Japan)
November 3, 1903: Independence of Panama from Columbia
November 3, 1896: Portable Weighing Scales Patent
November 4, 1952: 1st use of Compter to Predict Election Night Winners
November 4, 1939: 1st Air Conditioned Car
November 4, 1879: 1st Cash Register Patent
November 5: Guy Fawkes Day (U.K.)
November 5, 1895: 1st Automobile Patent
November 6, 2006: Guinness World Record Sudoku Marathon - details @ suJoku.com
November 6, 1854: (b) Sousa
November 6: Saxophone Day
November 6, 1814: (b) Adolphe Sax
November 7, 1940: Collapse of Tacoma Narrows Bridge
November 7, 1885: 1st Canada Transcontinental Railroad - the Last Spike
November 7, 1867: (b) Madame Curie
November 8, 1923: Beer Hall Putsch
November 8, 1895: 1st X-ray
November 9, 1989: Berlin Wall Comes Down
November 9, 1938: Kristallnacht
November 10, 1933: Black Blizzard
November 10, 1483: (b) Martin Luther
November 11, 1918: End of World War I
November 11, 1833: (b) Borodin
November 12, 1984: Genetic Fingerprinting Patent
November 12, 1859: 1st Flying Trapeze Act
November 13: Sadie Hawkins Day
November 13, 1850: (b) Robert Louis Stevenson
November 14: World Diabetes Day
November 14, 1911: Rawlplug Patent
November 14, 1910: 1st Time an Airplane Took Off From a Ship
November 14, 1900: (b) Copland
November 15: Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Day
November 15, 1973: Wave Energy Patent
November 15, 1971: Intel 4004 - 1st Microprocessor
November 15, 1950: Happy Birthday, Wifey!
November 16: International Day of Tolerance
November 16, 1841: Life-jacket Patent
November 17: Sierpinski Day
November 17: Homemade Bread Day
November 17, 1869: Suez Canal
November 17, 1855: Victoria Falls Discovered
November 18, 1947: (b) Steven Spielberg
November 18, 1944: Le Monde 1st Published
November 18, 1865: Slavery Abolished in U.S.
November 19, 1969: Pele's 1,000th Goal
November 19, 1954: 1st Toll Collection Machine
November 19, 1863: Gettysburg Address
November 20: World Day of the Child
November 20, 1945: Nuremberg Trials
November 20, 1931: 1st Commercial Teletype

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Redneck Watch

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Fireman Poster Boy

Redneck Advent Calendar

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08/08/08 - the Ultimate Lucky Day

12 Days of Christmas - Cost of True Love for 2004
1923 Leaders and Losers
1954 Prom Queen

1970 vs. 2000

2003:  Changing Priorities Ahead

2003 Darwin Awards
2003 Org Chart Strategy
2004 Athens Olympic Games - Official Trojan Car
2004 Darwin Awards
2004 Redneck New Year's Resolutions
2004 Tattoo of the Year
2004 World Consumption Stats - Can Money Buy Happiness?

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2005 Hooters Calendar
2005 Marriage Wisdom

2006 Hooters Calendar

2007 Ford Shelby GR1 Concept Car
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2030 News Flash for the U.S.

4 Stages Of Life
Advice for the Canadian Men's Hockey Team
April 5, 2006: Special Hundred-Year Date

Animal Life Spans
Atheist Holiday

Best Years of a Woman's Life

Beware of Things Made In October
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"Big Is Beautiful" - 2001 Swimsuit Calendar
Birthday Cards for 2004
Blonde’s Year In Review
Calendar Shredder
Bumper Stickers
Chicken, Fox & Grain Puzzle – 2004 Version
Chili Cheater - 2003 Championship Chili Cook-Off

Chinese Zodiac - Chinese New Year

Chocolate Math for 2009 

Cursor Clock

Daily Reminder About Your Job
Dam Good Response!
Day of Light and Darkness

The Days of Our Lives: From Anticipation To Recuperation

'Do It' Professional Trades Guide

Don't Forget Her Special Day  (750k)

Double Mark of the Beast

Early Easter Date 2008

Evolution Of Man

Fireman Poster Boy
Florida Voters are Ready for 2004
Foldup SUV – 2004 Flexicar
Guinness World-1st Record - Solo Handbells Marathon

Hairstyle Of The Year
Hand Face

Hippy Birthday

How To Use The New 1940 Dial Telephone!
Inflation in 2004
Irish Year-Round, Many-Legged Groaner
Jewish Holiday

July 7, 2007: Special Wedding Date

July 8, 2009 - 12:34:56/7/8/9 

Lawyer's Season’s Greetings
Life Expectancy Test

Living in 2006
Long-Winded Speaker
Los Angeles International Airport – Renamed
March 4th: the Most Progressive Day of the Year
Martha Stewart's New 2004 Lifestyle
May 4, 2006: Special Hundred-Year Date

May 6, 2007: Special Date

Men of the Year Awards for 2003:   #1  #2  #3
Michael Jackson in 2015
Miss Chernobyl 2004

Mondays... Get Back To Work!

Most Progressive Day of the Year

New Dog Breeds for 2005

New Evening Classes For Men!
New Fuel Gauge for 2005
New Fuel Gauge for 2006 Vehicles
New Home Alarm System for 2005

New Year's Optimist 

New Year's Resolution For The Disillusioned

New Year’s Superstitions

Newfie 2006 Senior Scooter
Newfie Digital Clock

Nothing to Fear... NetMan is Here!

'One Drink A Day' Schedule
Pizza Order in 2010 - Soybean Yogurt Special

Polar Bear New Years
Preparation for the 2004 Ski Season

Redneck 2006
Redneck Advent Calendar

Redneck Watch

Request for 2008

Revenue Canada Simplified 2009 Tax Form 

Scooter of Tomorrow
Seven Years of Bad Luck!

Shrivel Tan - Beach Gross for 2005
Signs Of The Times

Southern Signs - Are you a Possum or a Moon Pie?
Stairway Chute - 2004 Designer Home
Star Wars Day
Swinging Nightclubs of 2004
Top Moroffs of 2003
Top Moroffs of 2004
What Celtic Tree Did You Fall From?
Whazzit - New Animal Breed for 2005

Women's Wisdom for 2004

Words of Wisdom

Working Round The Clock
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