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Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
How can you get in touch with a fish?
1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfish
Dumped Fish Remains Upset




Some diners don't care if there's curry on their fish
Indian Fish Pond
 Evening sandals for a walk along, or in the beach
Fish Feet
 Waiting for spring breakup in the Ukraine to harvest the fish
Spider Web Ice Fishing
 Counting fish is easy in northern Canada
Frozen Fish Lineup
 Looking for a SalmonChanted Evening?
Chinookie
Herbert's pet fish takes him for daily walks
Fish Walker
 The dawning of another perfect day
Lakescape
 Bubba uses his boat for fishin' and campin'
Redneck Motor Boat
 Texas fish adapt to global warming
Fish Eyes
 Bubba's economy cars - where you sea what you get
CarQuarium
What happens underwater stays underwater
Alcohol Warning
 How farmed salmon becomes more nutritious
Fish Farm
 Tempting opportunity to “seal” the deal
Killer Whale Food
 Mouth to mouth resuscitation for a hungry frog
Frog Food
 Where tourists go - and don't go - in Florida
Florida Map
Up close whale shark pictures
Scuba Diving Sucks
 Scientists track down moving island
FishBerg
 What they use as bait is a trade secret
Cornfield Fishing
 Where some East Indian kids get their sun tans
Wave Pools in India
 So close but yet so hard!
Frozen Fish Meal
Planning your next “Down Under” fishing charter
Fishing Trip in New Zealand
 Forrest hoped he’d snag a rare Louisiana crawfish
Bench Fishermen
 How Jethro kept ahead of all the other fishermen at the fishing derby
Fish Head
 Bonus catch on a good fishing day
“2 For 1” Fishing
 Reach high for your goals
Smoked Fish Poacher
Polish Maytag repair man
Winter Laundry
 Sheamus wasn’t going to let anyone else use his prized fishing hole
Islanders
 Sage advice from Indian Chief 'Two Eagles'
Where White Man Went Wrong
 Fishing boat charters offer extra incentives
Fishing in Florida
 Why you should never let PhD Candidates in Marine Biology get near a gene splicer
Venison Of The Sea
Best duct tape story ever
Duct Tape Plane
 Fish fresh caught but frozen?
Frozen Fish
 Earl Grey in his early days
Tea Bait
 How real men remove fish hooks
Fish Hook Removal
 Forever in fishing hearts
Memory Fish
Bubba & Jethro took 2nd & 3rd trophies at the fish derby
Catch of the Day
 Little critter found while hunting Catfish
Cat Fish
 The one(s) that didn’t get away!
Wayne's Fish
 Make my day, kid!
Fish Dads
 From Catfish to CaughtFish
CaughtFish
Windows & doors optional - swim right off your own balcony
Acapulco Waterfront Property
 Bald Eagle's hair raising experience
Eagle Collision
 Fish recipes with a leg up on the competition
Leg Art
 And the 1st to the fin-ish line is...
Dolphin Stampede
 Putting things in perspective
Fish View
Reeling 'em in at the baseball park
Ball Bait
 Gwenda's seeing-eye fish
Fish Face
 How to bait a Canadian politician
Ice Fishing Contest
 How to tell who the sucker is
Life Observations
 Bubba's cruise ship comes with a deluxe bathroom
Redneck Holiday
Don't let a little hole in the boat ruin your fishing day
Dryland Fishing
 Bubba's 2-fer-1 fish wins Alabama fishing derby
Siamese Pike Twins
 Beware of Identity Theft
Identity Theft
 Lookin' for the latest in Alabama speed boats?
Redneck Bass Boat
 Latest in e-fish-cient goldfish scales
Sushi Earrings
Piranha X-ray reveals cause of in-digestion
Sea Through Fish
 Nothing but the “reel” thing for Bubba's truck!
Redneck Trophy Fish
 Ice Fishing in Newfoundland
Newfie Parking
 Not tonight Dear - I've got a haddock.
Something Sounds Fishy
 A big surprise - who's 'Top Predator'?
Octopus vs. Shark
Medical student lands Louisiana State Record 359 lb Grouper
Grouper Record
 Fishin' with city slickers - a flash in the pan!
Pet Fish
 What real ice fishermen fish with!
Ice Boat
 Fishing just got easier for Bubba!
Floating Gazebo
 Bubba's a-lure-ing way to haul in the fish
Redneck Fishing
How to bait smart fishermen
Smart Fishermen
 Wide-angle lens for extremely wide, hemisfishical images
Fish Eye Lens
 A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work
Fish Diet
 How to reduce the urge to go skinny dipping
Piranha on Steroids
 Let this bear show you how to catch fish!
Bear Flop Fishing
If wishes were fishes
Two Meals In One
 Shopping for the ultimate scuba diving vacation!
High Tide Heels
 Some golfers will never get a hole in one!
Underwater Golf
 When you might want to stick with OLD wines
Wine Worms
 I hope this kingfisher isn't hungry!
Last Gasp Request
Some days it takes a little longer to prepare a fish meal
Waiting For Dinner
 When it's safe to go fishing for a Great White Shark
Lost Uncle
Alaska Marriage License
 The danger of tightrope walking without a fish net
Tightrope Bike
 When it absolutely has to be there overnight
UPS Fishing Boat
'Roughing it' in a Wisconsin ice fishing shack
Ice Fishing in Wisconsin
 Just add water to your next good deed!
Search & Rescue - Dry Run
 Bubba starts his own underwater travel business
Redneck Waterbike
 Wish-full thinking for single guys
World's Shortest Fairy Tale
 So, how's the fishing today? Can we help?
Fishing Information
On the lookout for stranded fish and floating tidbits
Fish Bowl Cleaner
Something Fishy
 When you stay away from the beach too long...
Beach Foreclosure
 Advice to those on their “last legs”
Don’t Ever Give Up
 How not to go fly fishing
Water Prop
How to earn a Redneck college fishing degree
Redneck Street Fishing
 For days when you bite off more than you can chew
Puffin Mouthful
 Fishing around for illegal equipment?
Never Argue With A Woman
 An un-frog-etable story
Fishing Trip With Jack
 Religious Conspiracy? Finally, the truth about the Da Vinci Code!
Da Vinci Code Revealed
Incontinent, young SEA-E-O's share their sea experiences
Little Known Maritime Facts
 “Fear Factor” Recipes from Canada’s far north
Canadian North Cookbook
 Bubba shows his Wisconsin friends how to ice fish
Redneck Ice Fishing
 Learn safety-last fishing tips from a Tennessee pro
Tennessee Pro - Safety Tips for Dummies
 Looking for more “weighs” to lose your pickup?
Last Ice Fishing Trip
Are you a Fly-By-Night Fisherman?
New Fishing Technique
 Are your cowpies made of beef?
You Might Be A Texan If...
 Safest way to launch your Personal Water Craft... NOT!
How to Launch a PWC
 Fall Fishing - When it's not a good time to go fishing
Bridge 'No Fishing' Zone
 When gas gets too high, rent a Redneck water trailer
Redneck Water Trailer
Counting on politicians for damage control in New Orleans
Bush Surveys Damage in New Orleans
 B.C. Ferries has just the answer for your parking problems
Moorage For Your Large Boat
 Sheamus & Bubba share their best fish yarns
Fish Catch Of The Century
 A special greeting to our Norwegian friends
Norvegian Humour
 How to help cash flow problems at a monastery
Monk's Fish And Chip Stand
Why Ice Fishing Sucks
Good Fishing - Innuit Eskimo's Rich Diet
 Can you find the fisherman?
Cabin Illusion
 Built Ford Tough in Fairbanks
When You're Stupid You Gotta Be Tough
 Waterproof disposable camera - for
For Things You'll Only See Once In A Lifetime
 McDonald's fishing - every time a good time
For Those Who Love Their Partner
Come feed the piranhas with your whole family!
Waterslide & Piranha Sanctuary
 Why you might want to think twice about kayaking
Bad Luck Kayaker - This One’s Whaley Good!
 This sinks' 4U!
Goldfish Sink
 Where did the white man go wrong?
Indian Wisdom
 John West - Enduring the worst to bring you the best
Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon
Make Your Reach as High As Possible
FishSun - Touching The Sun
 Sewer Fishing forbidden in some parts of the world
Sewer Fishing Forbidden
 A Newfie’s true Spirit of Christmas!
Newfie Christmas Tree
 When a crane overload causes an over-load
Irish Dock Overboard Oh-Nos
 Relationships were thawed at the end of the race
Snowmobile Races - Get There Early
Sven is it my turn?
Cure For A Snoring Fisherman
 Hanging around for another morsel
Fish Lips
 A watered-down Apple - water ya see is water ya get!
MacQuarium
 When you want a good day of fishing, don't take Moses with you
Fishing With Moses
 Awesome pic of an eagle just before catching a fish
Eagle Catch (@ t-1)
Inspiring film with a shark contrast
Happy Endings
 Take a lesson from the weather
Thoughts For The Day
 McDonald's new luxury delicacy for discriminating patrons
Caviar Burger
 Redneck CIL fisherman's wall trophies
Redneck Fish Finder
 Picture of a Catfish having a ball
Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew
They grow 'em big in Prince Rupert!
Fish Hawg
 Wide angle perspective of an inviting dinner snack
Dinner Preparation: Here's looking at you!
 Want to go swimming in Lake Texoma?
Record State Catfish Catch
 Why Little Johnny arrived late to Sunday School
Church Re-Bait
 Canada’s national fly
Until the Snow Flies
... especially when you’re the meal ...
Life Sucks
 Nemo 2: Nemo Lost - not coming to a theater near you soon
Nemo Found @ Japanese Sushi Bar
 How To Win An Election
Cheating Canadian Politician
 How To Win An Election
Cheating U.S. Politician
 Do lions eat anything?
Zoo Cage Cleaner
Language 101 for beginning relationships
Eight Words with Male and Female Meanings
 Summer camping in Saskatchewan
Mosquito Hordes
 The very first fish called Wanda!
A Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version
 You'd have to be really weir'd to want to jump into that dropoff
Where Weir'd Frogmen Jump In
 Just in case you have an emergency...
Emergency Chores for the Spouse
Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead
Newspaper Bloopers
 Prawntastic idea!
Prawn Crackers for Repeated Failure
 Memory improvement in Newfoundland
Smart Newfie’s Fish Dinner
 Wilderness camping survival for city slickers
Forest Service Complaints by Backpackers
 Shipping disaster for British merchants
Precious Paint Supply
Returning to the best fishing spot
Blonde Fishing Spot
 Sure sign that a bad day is coming
Weather Warning
 Where you bin 'Screeched In'?
Newfie Screech
 Pepper spray advisory alert
Mozambique Lion Warning
 Motors and bait camouflage well in Bubba’s backyard
Redneck Neighbour
Bubba practices for catching the big one
Redneck Fishing Derby
 Lying awake - I can't stop thinking about you!
Sweet Dreams
 Alternative to buying fishing gear
Different Angle
 Bubba had a good beer-can fishing day
Redneck Measuring Tape
 Delicate operation - handle with care
Whale Circumcision
Only the best for your sweetheart!
Give Her Crabs For Christmas
 Boat safety was not a priority that day
Temporarily Insane Boat Ride
 What you can’t see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation
Tip of the Iceberg
 Tradeoffs made for a weekend of fishing
Fishing Chores
 Bubba & Jethro hunt for flatulent fish
Redneck Fishermen
Origin of the patch over the pirate's eye
Pirate Patch
 Louisiana road assistance for flooded vehicles
Help Is On Its Way
 Suntan protection on Mexico beaches
Mexican Sunscreen
 Women with strong lures
Fishing Equipment
 The water looks quite inviting today...
Tricky Shark
Fishing for something different at the beach this summer?
Lost Head
 Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarm
Ice Fishing Secret
 Body piercing for fish
Lip Ring for your Favourite Fish
 Noah's canning factory
Please - Noah More!
 Ramon's fish finder told him where the best fishing was
Poor Fishing Day
Fishing without a license
Pet Lobsters
 Flatulence in the fish bowl
Fish Cover Up
 Word play is an art form. A pun is its own reword!
Puntastic
 Poetic justice for a saved salmon
Talking Salmon
 Why it's tough to carry a tune underwater
Tuna Fish
Yellow Pages comes to the rescue for almost all your broken glass needs!
Shark Attack Through The Yellow Pages
 Keep alert for bears on the trail
Bear Protection
 Prawns dancing the night away
Disco Prawn
 “When all else fails” salesmanship
Fishing Trip
 Blind K-Mart purchase
Smells Fishey
Why blondes don't need fishing licenses
Blonde Fisherwomen
 Easy way to catch LOTS of fish
CIL Fisherman