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Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
How can you get in touch with a fish?
1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfish
Dumped Fish Remains Upset




Some diners don't care if there's curry on their fish
Indian Fish Pond

Evening sandals for a walk along, or in the beach
Fish Feet

Waiting for spring breakup in the Ukraine to harvest the fish
Spider Web Ice Fishing

Counting fish is easy in northern Canada
Frozen Fish Lineup

Looking for a SalmonChanted Evening?
Chinookie

Herbert's pet fish takes him for daily walks
Fish Walker

The dawning of another perfect day
Lakescape

Bubba uses his boat for fishin' and campin'
Redneck Motor Boat

Texas fish adapt to global warming
Fish Eyes

Bubba's economy cars - where you sea what you get
CarQuarium

What happens underwater stays underwater
Alcohol Warning

How farmed salmon becomes more nutritious
Fish Farm

Tempting opportunity to “seal” the deal
Killer Whale Food

Mouth to mouth resuscitation for a hungry frog
Frog Food

Where tourists go - and don't go - in Florida
Florida Map

Up close whale shark pictures
Scuba Diving Sucks

Scientists track down moving island
FishBerg

What they use as bait is a trade secret
Cornfield Fishing

Where some East Indian kids get their sun tans
Wave Pools in India

So close but yet so hard!
Frozen Fish Meal

Planning your next “Down Under” fishing charter
Fishing Trip in New Zealand

Forrest hoped he’d snag a rare Louisiana crawfish
Bench Fishermen

How Jethro kept ahead of all the other fishermen at the fishing derby
Fish Head

Bonus catch on a good fishing day
“2 For 1” Fishing

Reach high for your goals
Smoked Fish Poacher

Polish Maytag repair man
Winter Laundry

Sheamus wasn’t going to let anyone else use his prized fishing hole
Islanders

Sage advice from Indian Chief 'Two Eagles'
Where White Man Went Wrong

Fishing boat charters offer extra incentives
Fishing in Florida

Why you should never let PhD Candidates in Marine Biology get near a gene splicer
Venison Of The Sea

Best duct tape story ever
Duct Tape Plane

Fish fresh caught but frozen?
Frozen Fish

Earl Grey in his early days
Tea Bait

How real men remove fish hooks
Fish Hook Removal

Forever in fishing hearts
Memory Fish

Bubba & Jethro took 2nd & 3rd trophies at the fish derby
Catch of the Day

Little critter found while hunting Catfish
Cat Fish

The one(s) that didn’t get away!
Wayne's Fish

Make my day, kid!
Fish Dads

From Catfish to CaughtFish
CaughtFish

Windows & doors optional - swim right off your own balcony
Acapulco Waterfront Property

Bald Eagle's hair raising experience
Eagle Collision

Fish recipes with a leg up on the competition
Leg Art

And the 1st to the fin-ish line is...
Dolphin Stampede

Putting things in perspective
Fish View

Reeling 'em in at the baseball park
Ball Bait

Gwenda's seeing-eye fish
Fish Face

How to bait a Canadian politician
Ice Fishing Contest

How to tell who the sucker is
Life Observations

Bubba's cruise ship comes with a deluxe bathroom
Redneck Holiday

Don't let a little hole in the boat ruin your fishing day
Dryland Fishing

Bubba's 2-fer-1 fish wins Alabama fishing derby
Siamese Pike Twins

Beware of Identity Theft
Identity Theft

Lookin' for the latest in Alabama speed boats?
Redneck Bass Boat

Latest in e-fish-cient goldfish scales
Sushi Earrings

Piranha X-ray reveals cause of in-digestion
Sea Through Fish

Nothing but the “reel” thing for Bubba's truck!
Redneck Trophy Fish

Ice Fishing in Newfoundland
Newfie Parking

Not tonight Dear - I've got a haddock.
Something Sounds Fishy

A big surprise - who's 'Top Predator'?
Octopus vs. Shark

Medical student lands Louisiana State Record 359 lb Grouper
Grouper Record

Fishin' with city slickers - a flash in the pan!
Pet Fish

What real ice fishermen fish with!
Ice Boat

Fishing just got easier for Bubba!
Floating Gazebo

Bubba's a-lure-ing way to haul in the fish
Redneck Fishing

How to bait smart fishermen
Smart Fishermen

Wide-angle lens for extremely wide, hemisfishical images
Fish Eye Lens

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work
Fish Diet

How to reduce the urge to go skinny dipping
Piranha on Steroids

Let this bear show you how to catch fish!
Bear Flop Fishing

If wishes were fishes
Two Meals In One

Shopping for the ultimate scuba diving vacation!
High Tide Heels

Some golfers will never get a hole in one!
Underwater Golf

When you might want to stick with OLD wines
Wine Worms

I hope this kingfisher isn't hungry!
Last Gasp Request

Some days it takes a little longer to prepare a fish meal
Waiting For Dinner

When it's safe to go fishing for a Great White Shark
Lost Uncle


Alaska Marriage License

The danger of tightrope walking without a fish net
Tightrope Bike

When it absolutely has to be there overnight
UPS Fishing Boat

'Roughing it' in a Wisconsin ice fishing shack
Ice Fishing in Wisconsin

Just add water to your next good deed!
Search & Rescue - Dry Run

Bubba starts his own underwater travel business
Redneck Waterbike

Wish-full thinking for single guys
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

So, how's the fishing today? Can we help?
Fishing Information

On the lookout for stranded fish and floating tidbits
Fish Bowl Cleaner


Something Fishy

When you stay away from the beach too long...
Beach Foreclosure

Advice to those on their “last legs”
Don’t Ever Give Up

How not to go fly fishing
Water Prop

How to earn a Redneck college fishing degree
Redneck Street Fishing

For days when you bite off more than you can chew
Puffin Mouthful

Fishing around for illegal equipment?
Never Argue With A Woman

An un-frog-etable story
Fishing Trip With Jack

Religious Conspiracy? Finally, the truth about the Da Vinci Code!
Da Vinci Code Revealed

Incontinent, young SEA-E-O's share their sea experiences
Little Known Maritime Facts

“Fear Factor” Recipes from Canada’s far north
Canadian North Cookbook

Bubba shows his Wisconsin friends how to ice fish
Redneck Ice Fishing

Learn safety-last fishing tips from a Tennessee pro
Tennessee Pro - Safety Tips for Dummies

Looking for more “weighs” to lose your pickup?
Last Ice Fishing Trip

Are you a Fly-By-Night Fisherman?
New Fishing Technique

Are your cowpies made of beef?
You Might Be A Texan If...

Safest way to launch your Personal Water Craft... NOT!
How to Launch a PWC

Fall Fishing - When it's not a good time to go fishing
Bridge 'No Fishing' Zone

When gas gets too high, rent a Redneck water trailer
Redneck Water Trailer

Counting on politicians for damage control in New Orleans
Bush Surveys Damage in New Orleans

B.C. Ferries has just the answer for your parking problems
Moorage For Your Large Boat

Sheamus & Bubba share their best fish yarns
Fish Catch Of The Century

A special greeting to our Norwegian friends
Norvegian Humour

How to help cash flow problems at a monastery
Monk's Fish And Chip Stand

Why Ice Fishing Sucks
Good Fishing - Innuit Eskimo's Rich Diet

Can you find the fisherman?
Cabin Illusion

Built Ford Tough in Fairbanks
When You're Stupid You Gotta Be Tough

Waterproof disposable camera - for
For Things You'll Only See Once In A Lifetime

McDonald's fishing - every time a good time
For Those Who Love Their Partner

Come feed the piranhas with your whole family!
Waterslide & Piranha Sanctuary

Why you might want to think twice about kayaking
Bad Luck Kayaker - This One’s Whaley Good!

This sinks' 4U!
Goldfish Sink

Where did the white man go wrong?
Indian Wisdom

John West - Enduring the worst to bring you the best
Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon

Make Your Reach as High As Possible
FishSun - Touching The Sun

Sewer Fishing forbidden in some parts of the world
Sewer Fishing Forbidden

A Newfie’s true Spirit of Christmas!
Newfie Christmas Tree

When a crane overload causes an over-load
Irish Dock Overboard Oh-Nos

Relationships were thawed at the end of the race
Snowmobile Races - Get There Early

Sven is it my turn?
Cure For A Snoring Fisherman

Hanging around for another morsel
Fish Lips

A watered-down Apple - water ya see is water ya get!
MacQuarium

When you want a good day of fishing, don't take Moses with you
Fishing With Moses

Awesome pic of an eagle just before catching a fish
Eagle Catch (@ t-1)

Inspiring film with a shark contrast
Happy Endings

Take a lesson from the weather
Thoughts For The Day

McDonald's new luxury delicacy for discriminating patrons
Caviar Burger

Redneck CIL fisherman's wall trophies
Redneck Fish Finder

Picture of a Catfish having a ball
Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew

They grow 'em big in Prince Rupert!
Fish Hawg

Wide angle perspective of an inviting dinner snack
Dinner Preparation: Here's looking at you!

Want to go swimming in Lake Texoma?
Record State Catfish Catch

Why Little Johnny arrived late to Sunday School
Church Re-Bait

Canada’s national fly
Until the Snow Flies

... especially when you’re the meal ...
Life Sucks

Nemo 2: Nemo Lost - not coming to a theater near you soon
Nemo Found @ Japanese Sushi Bar

How To Win An Election
Cheating Canadian Politician

How To Win An Election
Cheating U.S. Politician

Do lions eat anything?
Zoo Cage Cleaner

Language 101 for beginning relationships
Eight Words with Male and Female Meanings

Summer camping in Saskatchewan
Mosquito Hordes

The very first fish called Wanda!
A Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version

You'd have to be really weir'd to want to jump into that dropoff
Where Weir'd Frogmen Jump In

Just in case you have an emergency...
Emergency Chores for the Spouse

Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead
Newspaper Bloopers

Prawntastic idea!
Prawn Crackers for Repeated Failure

Memory improvement in Newfoundland
Smart Newfie’s Fish Dinner

Wilderness camping survival for city slickers
Forest Service Complaints by Backpackers

Shipping disaster for British merchants
Precious Paint Supply

Returning to the best fishing spot
Blonde Fishing Spot

Sure sign that a bad day is coming
Weather Warning

Where you bin 'Screeched In'?
Newfie Screech

Pepper spray advisory alert
Mozambique Lion Warning

Motors and bait camouflage well in Bubba’s backyard
Redneck Neighbour

Bubba practices for catching the big one
Redneck Fishing Derby

Lying awake - I can't stop thinking about you!
Sweet Dreams

Alternative to buying fishing gear
Different Angle

Bubba had a good beer-can fishing day
Redneck Measuring Tape

Delicate operation - handle with care
Whale Circumcision

Only the best for your sweetheart!
Give Her Crabs For Christmas

Boat safety was not a priority that day
Temporarily Insane Boat Ride

What you can’t see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation
Tip of the Iceberg

Tradeoffs made for a weekend of fishing
Fishing Chores

Bubba & Jethro hunt for flatulent fish
Redneck Fishermen

Origin of the patch over the pirate's eye
Pirate Patch

Louisiana road assistance for flooded vehicles
Help Is On Its Way

Suntan protection on Mexico beaches
Mexican Sunscreen

Women with strong lures
Fishing Equipment

The water looks quite inviting today...
Tricky Shark

Fishing for something different at the beach this summer?
Lost Head

Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarm
Ice Fishing Secret

Body piercing for fish
Lip Ring for your Favourite Fish

Noah's canning factory
Please - Noah More!

Ramon's fish finder told him where the best fishing was
Poor Fishing Day

Fishing without a license
Pet Lobsters

Flatulence in the fish bowl
Fish Cover Up

Word play is an art form. A pun is its own reword!
Puntastic

Poetic justice for a saved salmon
Talking Salmon

Why it's tough to carry a tune underwater
Tuna Fish

Yellow Pages comes to the rescue for almost all your broken glass needs!
Shark Attack Through The Yellow Pages

Keep alert for bears on the trail
Bear Protection

Prawns dancing the night away
Disco Prawn

“When all else fails” salesmanship
Fishing Trip

Blind K-Mart purchase
Smells Fishey

Why blondes don't need fishing licenses
Blonde Fisherwomen

Easy way to catch LOTS of fish
CIL Fisherman