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Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to critics.
“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
Be careful about reading health books - you may die of a misprint.
What do you call a man who sits on an easel?