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My sister gave me a fabric calendar. Took me 3 hours to sew in a dental appointment.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
To realize the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom.
What did the girl calendar say to the other girl calendar?
How do you babysit a calendar?
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