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My sister gave me a fabric calendar. Took me 3 hours to sew in a dental appointment.
How do you sell calendars?
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Open seven days a week and weekends.
The further away the future is, the better it looks.
This Day In History December 10, 1953: Float Glass PatentDecember 10, 1901: 1st Nobel PrizeDecember 10, 1830: (b) Emily DickinsonDecember 10, 1822: (b) Franck