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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
This Day In History October 30, 1894: Time Clock PatentOctober 30, 1888: Ballpoint Pen PatentOctober 30, 1885: (b) Ezra Pound