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My sister gave me a fabric calendar. Took me 3 hours to sew in a dental appointment.
If a man smashed a clock, could he be convicted of killing time?
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Where did the month December originate?
This Day In History October 25, 1960: 1st Electronic Wrist WatchOctober 25, 1838: (b) BizetOctober 25, 1415: Battle of Agincourt