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My sister gave me a fabric calendar. Took me 3 hours to sew in a dental appointment.
Can February March?
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
To realize the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom.
The further away the future is, the better it looks.
This Day In History April 1: April Fools Day; Tatting DayApril 1, 1873: (b) RachmaninoffApril 1, 1826: Internal Combustion Engine