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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
To realize the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom.
The further away the future is, the better it looks.
How many seconds are there in a year?
This Day In History August 30, 1974: 1st Dutch SatelliteAugust 30, 1901: Vacuum Cleaner PatentAugust 30, 1860: 1st British TramAugust 30, 30 BC: (d) Cleopatra