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My sister gave me a fabric calendar. Took me 3 hours to sew in a dental appointment.
Fad: In one year and out the other.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
To realize the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom.
Where did the month December originate?
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