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“Life’s tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.” - John Wayne
Why don’t you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out?
There is only one first time.
She was so dubm that she thought that the Pied Piper was a drunken plumber.
She was so dubm that when she saw a sign that said “MURDERER WANTED” she applied for the job.