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Towing Company’s Sign: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.
My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”