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Copulate: What you tell the police officer after the burglar has already escaped.
I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35mph zone. I told the police I had dyslexia.
What does a policeman give a grasshopper?
“But officer, I’m not speeding - I’m qualifying.”
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn’t going to be on the road an hour.