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Copulate: What you tell the police officer after the burglar has already escaped.
Copper Nitrate: Overtime for policemen.
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Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn’t going to be on the road an hour.
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?