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I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
We don't tear your clothes with clumsy machinery - we do it carefully by hand.
Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
His feet were so big that he had to put his pants on over his head.
One morning a boy couldn't find his trousers. What did he do?
Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats.
What kind of underwear do female math teachers wear?
Wear short sleeves - support your right to bare arms!
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more.
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
What store sells great clothes for trendy dogs?
What do fashionable biology students wear?
Why did the fashion-conscious student fail?
Careful - I'm not wearing clean underwear!
What kind of clothing does a pet dog wear?
What kind of clothes do attorneys wear?
Zebra: Ze cloth which covers ze breasts.
1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
Napkin: A lapkerchief.
Do we get fur from a skunk?
Negligent: Lingerie salesperson.
How do sailors get their clothes clean?
What kind of clothing lasts the longest?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call an average seamstress?

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Magic Green Hat

Brief Case

Hair Safety

Breast Cancer Cure

Young Who Suffer

Young Dutch Football Fan

Redneck Hanging Basket

How Twins Are Made

Hairy Potter

Beltometer

Pregnant Belly Art

Jumping The Gun

UnBralievable

Da Hood Shirt

Mannequin Cello

New Airport Check-in Attire

Laptop Security

Pipe Pants

Rinse Ride

Facial Hair

Wife's Nightie

H1N1 Flu Mask

Halloween Moon

Coolie Hat Helmet

Animal Tested

Car Shower

Wayne's Fish

Sock Anatomy

Easy Mopping

Smooth Leaning Shoes

Artistic COPs

Cloth Road

Water Mask

Flu Fashion

Smile For The Day

Somalia Pirate Souvenir

Car Shoelusion

Family Picture

Scarf Fashion

Camel Pumps

Swimming Helmet

Hooters Mascara

Kwik-Mart Math

Supportive Bra

Hat Cat

Bird Stocking

Beware of Solar Power

BIG Christmas Stocking

Tight Christmas

Grapefruit Kid

Lobster Baby

Redneck Halloween

Warm Sweater

Redneck Tractor

Breadlace

Snake Leather

Stooletto Heels

Feather Fashion

Chinese Shoelusion

Toddler Dance

Pet Shoe

Wong Thong

Meccano Shoe

Zipper Pavement

Balloon Clothing

Teople Poo

Hard Hat Protection

BraPod

XL Safety Shoes

Biting Shoes

Ascot Fashion Statement

UnderDog

Well Heeled Shoe

Making Hockey More Popular

Water Hat

Redneck Tank Top

Wrap Around Towel

Joe's 'Dear Abby' Page

Cat Armour

Spot the K-Mart Shopper

Helmut Helmet

Towel Dog

High Tide Heels

A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Lightweight Safety Glasses

Cow Jacket

Health Plug

Shoelusion

Baby Suit

Creative Clothing

Sandal Sale

Spot the Thief

My Valentine

Dragon Boots

Time To Hang Up The Thong

Dear Deer Yarn

Horse Hat

Duct Tape - for a Prettier World

Katrina T-Shirts

World's Largest Underpants

Wrapping Illusions

World Cup Attention Getter

Shoes for Well Heeled Shoppers

Dutch Soccer Fan

Hillbilly Overalls

Machine Wash Instructions for Teenagers

Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner

A Picture Of Me In The Shower
Adam's Clothes Found in the Bible
Amazing Un-Bridge
Animal Tested
Animal Halloween Costumes
Artistic COPs
Ascot Fashion Statement
Asking God For New Shoes
Australia 101 For Tourists
Baby's Dog Rug
Baby Suit
Balloon Clothing
Beltometer
Beware of Solar Power
BIG Christmas Stocking
Binary Shirt - Either It's On or Off
Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go
Bird Flu Prevention
Bird Stocking
Biting Shoes
Blonde Painter
Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!
Bra Size Religion
BraPod
Breadlace
Breast Cancer Cure
Brief Case
Bubba's New Truck
Buy a Bikini or an All-In-One?
Buy Her A Mink Coat
Buy Her Something Expensive
Camel Pumps
Cancel Our Date (470k)
Car Shoelusion
Car Shower
Cat Armour
Cat Furrier
Celebrate Womanhood!
Celebrity Match
Chinese Shoelusion
Church Wedgie
Cloth Road
Cockpit Announcement
Cold Canada Winter
Cold Jaguar
Computer SuperUser - a.k.a. 'Root' Hacker
Computer Wear - Sneaker Powered
Cool Dog
Coolie Hat Helmet
Cow Jacket
Crack Spackle - The First Name in Butt Concealment (2.4M)
Creative Clothing
Cruise Hat
Cup Lady's Fountain of Youth
Custom Halloween Costume
Da Hood Shirt
Dads and Diapers (3.0M)
Dear Deer Yarn
Desert Dining
Diaper Choice Baby Dispenser
Diesel Fitter
Does This Bikini Make Me Look Fat?
Dog Laundry - Hung Out To Dry
'Dogs R Us' Fashion Show
Don't Play With Fire (2.0M)
Dragon Boots
Dress Code For Older Folks
Drink, Don't Drive!
Dry Cats
Duct Tape - for a Prettier World
Duct Tape Prom Grads
Duct Tape Wall Bed
Dusty Underwear
Dutch Soccer Fan
Easy Mopping
Electric Dress Code
Explain This To Your Boss! (840k)
Face Mask - Slightly Stained
Facial Hair
Family Picture
Fat Twin Sisters: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8
Feather Fashion
The Flour Sack
Flu Fashion
For Things You'll Only See Once In A Lifetime (1.3M)
French Connection United Kingdom T-Shirt
Freudian Slips
Fruit Of The Loom
GhetToes - Latest in Ghetto Footwear
Global Warming for Dubya & Polar Bears (4.0M & 630k)
Grapefruit Kid
Hairy Potter
H1N1 Flu Mask
Hair Photo Montage
Hair Safety
Halloween Moon
Hard Hat Protection
Hat Cat
Headhunter Shopping
Health Plug
Helmut Helmet
Here Comes Baby - Halloween Costume for 2005
High Tide Heels
Hillbilly Overalls
Hillbilly Cowasaki Motorcycle
Hooked On Classics by the Horn Guy (2.8M)
'Hooked On Clothes' Cat
Hooters Mascara
Horse Hat
Hospital Gown Insurance
Housework-Challenged Husband
Houston Space Problem
How Aging Affects Belt Height
How To Fold A T-Shirt (2.0M)
How To Tell Your Age From Your Clothing
How To Weigh Yourself Correctly
How Twins Are Made
ICU Hospital Gown
If Looks Could Kill
Jeans Dog Makes Fashion Statement
Joe's 'Dear Abby' Page
Jumping The Gun
Junk House - One Man's Treasure
Katrina T-Shirts
KiltDown Man or Marilyn Monroe Lookalike?
Kwik-Mart Math
Laptop Security
Latest in Japanese Fashion
Lightweight Safety Glasses
Lobster Baby
The Lord Of The Rings
Machine Wash Instructions for Teenagers
Magic Green Hat
Making Hockey More Popular
Mannequin Cello
McBaby - Baby on a Bun
Meccano Shoe
Men's Clothing Guide
Mexican Sunscreen
Mink Stole For Her Birthday
Mission Gap - For Men & Women
“Mommy Alert” Diaper Meter
Motorcycle Traffic Violation
Mummy Clothing
My Valentine
New Airport Check-in Attire
New Swiss Bra
New Wal-Mart Mirror
Newfie Duck Hunter
Newleywed Sock Swallower
Nursing Home Plan (580k)
Pastor's Business Card
The Perfect Dress
Pet Shoe
Pilot Gets Heavenly Treatment
Pipe Pants
Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol
Portable Dog Carriers
Pregnant Belly Art
Preparation for the 2004 Ski Season
Proof of Global Warming
Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes
Reach For The Top - What Have You Got To Lose?
Real IronMan Competition
Redneck's Favourite Bar Stool
Redneck Halloween
Redneck Hanging Basket
Redneck Shopping Dress
Redneck Snowblower: Regular Heavy Duty
Redneck Tank Top
Redneck TP Holder
Redneck Tractor
Ring Leader
Rinse Ride
Safe Sex Dress
Samaritan Zipper
Sandal Sale
Scarf Fashion
Seal Hat at the Zoo (1.4M)
Sewn Significance... Sew What?
Sheer Surprise - Husband's Last Gift
Shoe Show - Latest Fashion from Italy & Japan
Shoes for Well Heeled Shoppers
Shoplifters Beware
Short Payment
Smile For The Day
Smooth Leaning Shoes
Snake Leather
Sock Anatomy
Somalia Pirate Souvenir
Soul Repair
Spamdex Pork Shorts
Special Present For Grandpa
Sport Shoe Car
Spot the K-Mart Shopper
Spot the Thief
Stooletto Heels
Stuck Redneck Moose Hunters
Stuff A Jellyfish Down Your Wetsuit
Summer Special - Thongthing Wrong
Supportive Bra
Swimming Helmet
Taste of Olympic Success
Tee Time in the United Kingdom
Teople Poo
That's Not A Bagpipe!
T-Shirt Slogans
Things To Bring
“Tie Required” Desert Service
Tight Christmas
Time To Hang Up The Thong
Toddler Dance
Too Old To Be A Biker?
Toronto Maple Leafs - No Cup For You!
Towel Dog
Two Clothes To Call
UFO
Ugly Suit Salesman
Umbrella Shoes
UnBralievable
UnderDog
Underwear Breath
Virgin Whool
Warm Sweater
Washing Clothes Recipe
Water Hat
Water Mask
Wayne's Fish
Well Heeled Shoe
Wet Look Waterbed - Wasserbett, Ya? (2.9M)
Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner
What's Under The Kilt? (2.3M)
Why Dogs Bite Their Owners
Why I'll Never Complain About My Kids Again...
Wife's Nightie
Women's Summer T-Shirts
Wonder Cook
Wong Thong
World Cup Attention Getter
World's First Hard Hat
World's Largest Underpants
Wrap Around Towel
Wrapping Illusions
XL Safety Shoes
You Owe It To Your Customers
Young Dutch Football Fan
Young Who Suffer
Yuppie to Redneck in 25 Steps
Zipper Pavement