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The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses.
The simple act of studying the performance of students will cause their test scores to improve.
Class Reunion: Where everyone gets together to see who is falling apart.
The first economics professor rode to class each day in a business cycle.
The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.
The report was signed by five faulty members of the university.
Circles never die.
I souport publik edekashun.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
What speaks every language?
“3.14159265,” Tom said piously.
Cramnesia: Student memory loss.
Who was the first man to do math?
“I teach at a university,” Tom professed.
5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions.
How did the thermometer graduate from college?
Five out of four people have a problem with fractions.
What education is geared to helping students get jobs?
Professors: Those who go to college and never get out.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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