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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
“Backup my hard drive? How do I get it in reverse?”
“Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.”
“Not tonight, dear - I have a modem.”
“In my next life I'm going to have more memory installed.”
“It said "Insert disk # 3", but only two will fit!”
“On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.”
“The name is Baud... James Baud.”
Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
3 Things Are Certain: Death, taxes & lost data. Guess which has occurred.
Computer Store Sign: “Out for a quick byte.”
“He thinks the Internet is something you catch fish in.”
“Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.”
“To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.”
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
How to explain your archaic business processes...
What did the pig put in the school computer?
Why did the baby computer stay away from school?
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time.
“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.”
What's a computer sign of old age?
UNIX: A command-line-driven OS that only nerds could love.
Hardware   Software
What does a proud computer call his little son?
Why did the computer go to the eye doctor?
Silicon: Good for memory, bad for mammary.
Smith & Wesson: The first point-and-click interface.
URL: What you don't want the doc to say at your yearly exam.
How did Mother Computer scold PC Junior?
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key.
Alpha: how to have endless fun loading into the other guy's computer...
Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
Hour Glassing: Waiting for your computer to finish a task.
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor.
In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?
What part of a computer keyboard do astronauts like best?
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
What do you get when you cross Dracula with Microsoft Word?
What do you get when you cross a computer with a toad?
Why did the blonde attach her computer to a fishing rod?

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Copy & Paste Twins

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Lipstick Laptop

USB Vacuum Cleaner

Mozart in Africa

Mouse Trap

Bathroom Laptop

Computerholic

Pigeon Target Practice

Cursor Spy

Digital Love

Pacman Skeleton

Cat Stroke

BraPod

Geek Gravestone

Portable Office

Redneck Computer

Mac Mailbox

Cell Phone Booth

www: Wagtail Windscreen Wiper

No Wheeler

CD Chair

Never Do Anything Wrong

Redneck Camera Phone

Mouse Insider

First Computer

Living With A Blonde

The Art of Cropping

Night Shift for a Geek

Overloaded Mailbox

MicroMac

Affectionate Cat

Computer Bread

How To Conserve Gas

Keyboard in the Park

Jockey Racing

Turbo Charged Computer

Google Marathon Maps

Who's There?

Geeks On Display

Geek Piano

Geek Breakfast

Granny Does Windows Too

Horse-In Around

Baby Winks

Solar Ghetto Power

Bathroom Browser - TP Printer

Keyboard Technology - Old Meets New

Windows Update

Wrap Around Text

What'ya Doing?  (pps)

Mini Computer Desk

Just Married Geek

Practical Error Messages

Remote Control Wedding Cake

iPottie

High Fiber Diet

Santa's Email

Canadian Beer Box Computer

Toddler Joe

Pianist's Challenge

Nerd Shaving

Keyboard Shoes

Windows For Cats

Smiley Pumpkin

Self Hunger

Computer Travelers

Trash Can Computer

Chief of the Computer Indians

AOL's Password Protection

Employee Of The Month

Bored

Computer Garden

USB Lost Memory Stick

CompuBrew - Beer on Tap

Star Wars Computer

Baby Chat

Computer For Women

Redneck Wireless Internet System

Screen Cleaner

Bombay Tech Support

Pen Computing - Future Technology Now

Redneck's Computer Mailbox

Bridging the Computer Gap

Waiting For Windows To Boot