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The hazards of vertical electronic traffic lights
Walk Sign Timing
Adding more personality to beauty pageants
Powerplant Swimsuit Models
Apple unveils new Amish iPad
iAbacus
Garage extension for the new limousine
Long Limo
'Hogs and Kisses' to all fine swine!
Pig Valentine
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Crocodial Love
Dial in to watch 'Kids Krocodiles'
Crocodial
Darwin proves evolution of the cow
Cowmodo Dragon
What does the Queen read on her throne?
Queen's Diamond Jubilee
Baby Max springs into action with Papa
Grampoline
Smokin' comedians in their prime times
Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile
Dirk Bogarde or Dark Bogarde?
DIRK
Online countdown timer - an eggsellent deal
Egg Timer
Do British police lineups tickle your fancy?
Bobbie Tickle
TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO
THIRTEEN
Quickest way to remove bugs from your computer
Computer Bug Removal
What pets eat during the holidays
Hamster Christmas
the Joe-kster on his 2011 Promo Tour @ Whistler, B.C.
Merry Christmas from joe-ks.com
Discovery channel progam re celebs alone in the wild
Alone In The Wild
Gonzo and the Venetian boatman
Gonzolier
Pictures of New York City during Hurricane Irene
New York Blackout
Overthrow of Libyan leader by NATO intervention
The Misadventures of Super Muammario
Owl be seeing you!
Moonlight Owls
New accessory for back seat drivers
Steering Wheel For Couples
Shakespeare's 'back' online
Back Bard
Finding the best surf spots in Hawaii
Hawaii Surfing
UK police constables now come with extended warranties
PC World
Stock market slide based on Dow'r Jones
Standard & Poor's Downgrade
Looting and fires in England's capital
Madness in London
How farmed salmon becomes more nutritious
Fish Farm
Tips on how not to organize your office paperwork
Another Day At The Office
Shortest version of Titanic on the internet
Titanic Trailer
Trouble with him is he's all torque
Bolt Cutter Man
Meat Loaf's suntan recipe
Meat Loaf
In Holland, houses are supported by Poles
Amsterdam House Poles
Donald Trump's pet bird
Donald Trump Eagle
Birds of Hairsprey
Not-So-Bald Eagle
Why aren't Bald Eagles bald?
a real Bald Eagle
Laughing all the way to the bank!
Sports Hernias
Bloated currency - Britain's Pound Sterling has seen better years
Five Pound Note
Tribute to Peter Falk (Sep 16, 1927 – Jun 23, 2011)
That's All Falks!
the Joe-kster may be strong, but smell isn't everything
Leaning Against The Leaning Tower
eyeGoogle, do you?
Google Glasses
Bart Simpson's music inspiration
Barthoven
Who were you cheering for?
2011 Stanley Cup Final
When he’s not Praying, he’s Playing
Playing Mantis
Egyptian Pyramids provide perfect backdrop for shoppers
Arab WALMART
the Joe-kster’s “Out”look on life
Bald Plug
No more a 'Wimp Chimp'!
Chimp Weightlifter
His English clothing - one coat with many arms
Prince William’s Coat of Arms
Canadian Toonie coin re-minted with bear replacement
Moonie Coin
Canadian mint announces new coin
Lounie Coin
The real story behind the famous 17th Century Amsterdam painting
Rembrandt’s Anatomy Lessons
Common thoughts on Royal commoners
Royal Wedding Reaction
Through the denture looking glass
False Teeth
Einstein’s Food For Thought
Make Loaf Not War
Championship darts in heaven
God Darts
Almost as good as real exercise!
Lightweight Dumbbells
Gaddafi’s Tommy Cooper impression is second to none
Gaddafi Antics
Been drinking too much coffee lately?
Coffee Attack
Feel like you’re up a creek without a paddle?
Such Is Life
New plans for Mac interface up in smoke
Microsoft Messenger - Prototype
How do you spell luxury in Belgium?
Deluxembourg
The Joe-kster sliding down Escher’s escalator of life
Escherlator
What’s a D Monster?
D Monster
Jerry Seinfeld goes incognito
Seinfeld Haircut
Parting the waters ahead of his time
Moses As A Lifeguard
“Hang Time” is important when preparing for the Turtlympics
Terrapin Toss
Yes, our office does have windows. Which one are you looking for?”“Yes, our office does have windows. Which one are you looking for?
Microsoft Office Windows
“New Revised Standard” version holds thousands of commandments
Moses’ USB Tablets
Big coffee orders create big delivery problems
Starbucks’ New Mega Coffee
Can you spot how many pairs are on this pear tree?
Pair Tree
Restoring nature to its natural beauty
Paradise Reclaimed
Can you spot the Tarsier?
Image Challenge
Citroen Cubism Car - vehicle wrap sculpture du jour
Picasso Car
One of the nine pipers piping - blowing in the New Year
Squirrel Bagpipes
Stephen King's novel twist to New Year's Day
Shining New Year
Dashing British rock stars - from CD cover to the bricks
Madness On A Roll
Slip sliding away on the holidays
Penguin Sliders
The search for WikiLeak on Wii-ki Leak
Wii-ki Leak Game
Pudding comes to a sticky end
Puddin' the Fun into Christmas
Laser tag used to be a safe game
Laser Cats
WikiLeaks' Julian Assange unveils real reason for Iraq invasion
Assange Finds Weapon of Mass Destruction
Merry Christmas from Santa on his English run
Santa Bus
English New Romantic movement meets the Golden Arches
Boy George or Boy Gorge?
Inspiration for a spot o' Macbeth
Shakespeare - The Early Years
The beginning of the wireless age
Wireless Technology
Inviting world travelers into your home
Plane Window
Nutrition on candy cane sprinkle wheels
Doughnut Monster Truck
Are you having an On or Off day?
BiPolar Bear
Geronimo introduces Facebook to the Wild West
World's First Binary Signal
Stretching your imagination in Africa
Stretch Elephants
An alternative to turkey on Thanksgiving Day
Going Cold Turkey
Hey Mon - Rastafarian Restaurant Renovation!
Rastaurant
Toff: a mildly derogatory term for someone with an aristocratic background
Elton or Eltoff?
Will he make it past the plucking station?
Run, Turkey, Run
Either way, this horse is a winner!
Double Horse
Old Man? Take a look at his face!
Scan Scam
That Poirot's not dead!
Dead Poirot
Greenhouse effect pops up throughout Europe
Global Worming
What happened after Moses took his medicine
Moses' Headache Relief - the Sequel
This ghoulfriend makes no bones about it
Halloween Greeting
Little Johnny's 'Wait - Lifting' tips
Baby Weightlifter
Specialists in high rise climbing ladders
Window Cleaning in New York
Would you prefer a circular squirrel?
Squarell
Putting the pool in LiverPool
LiverPool
World's longest water slide unveiled in France
Eiffel Slide
World's 1st DJ turntablist - hip hop in the 1700s
Bach Scratching
Always looking for a missing key?
Backpack Key Fob
One small step for a moon man
Giant Step For Mankind
New York's my cup of tea!
Statue of Libertea
A Killer Whale’s masquerade party
Porca
Got a few hundred dollars to burn?
BP Gas Meter
Utility bill bailout plan cleans out investors
British Gas Meter
The only grinning falcon on the 'net
Peregrine Falcon
Creative cutlery - latest in stainless flatware
Fourk
Side Car or Slide Car?
Sidecar
Final escape on Shark Week
Highwire Shark
Close shave for a Kiwi
Kiwi Shave
Choosing the best Kiwi topping
Kiwi Hair Brush
Tweety Bird shakes it off in the Gulf of Mexico
Tweety Tar
The Joe-kster's previous life as a Whoopee Cushion
Watch Out for the Joe-kster
Dow Jones coins dramatic change in methodology
Paradigm Shift
Eggsellent bobybuilding technique
SwarchenEgger
Turning a Halfstein into a Wholestein - beer with us!
Holstein or Holestein?
Mark Webber feeling 'lucky' after European Grand Prix 200 mph crash
Webber Upside Down
When it’s pouring cats and kittens
Driving Rain
World’s 1st FootBall game
Real FootBall
Big Bob does motorcycle wheelies
Harlie's Angel
The Joe-kster’s Walk of Fame
Abbey Road
And now for a short & sweet message from the Church of England
Sundae Sermon
Video replay gives England football victory over U.S.A.
Shoddy Goaltending - Not
They start playing football in Europe at an early age
Football Chicks
Teen’s round-the-world setback while living her dream
Abby's Wild Eyes
France prepares for the 2010 FIFA World Cup
Head Butt
'Slick' timing in the Gulf Coast
Well Oil Be
Europe’s new attempts at controlling the economy’s inflation
Auntie Gravity Research
Sprouting the seeds of science
Einstein Seeds
God threw a coin down (and Monty brought it back up again)
Guatemala Sinkhole
Use manage-able chunks when dealing with workplace stress
Manager Meal
New York’s next Reality TV show: “Skid Row Apprentice”
Donald Tramp
Golden stick, glove: Priceless
Sidney Crosby's Stick & Glove Found
Mouse acrobatics at Whistler’s Peak 2 Peak Gondola
Mountain Highwire
Elvis does give a hoot!
Owlvis Presley
Find out who you were in the past
Hypno Dog
a Wok through Tiananmen Square
Chair Man Mao
Eddie The Eagle moves on to Sochi, Russia
Eddie the Eagle's Farewell to the Olympics
Taking on second wind at the Winter Olympics
Sumo Skiing - Pairs
Owl aboard for the 4 Owl Bob
Owlympics Bobsled
... and now for an update from the Winter f'Owlympics
Owlympics Ice Skating
Downtown Vancouver attracts high flyers during 'Winter' Olympic Games
Zip Line Mouse
The Inuit are having a rockin' good time at the Olympics!
Inukshuk Ski Jumping
Eddie The Eagle sends greetings from the Brits
Thumbs Up to the XXI Winter Olympic Games
Cat treat or mouse-stake?
Monster Mouse
The other black golfer, now that Tiger’s lost his swing
Black Golfer
For birds of prey lovers, the letters in “SUPER BOWL” are arranged incorrectly
Superb Owl
Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards lends a lorry
Snow Shuttle
The great Olympic snow job is underway
Olympic Snow Job
A hundred reasons to go for a walk
Happy Centipede
The ins and outs of spaghetti slurping
Spaghetti Digest
World’s first back-wards composer
BachScratcher
Time to face the music
Organ Transplant
Conan “hands” over Tonight Show to Leno
Jay Leno Saga
Inspiration for Mel Hardman’s aka
You're So Vane!
Someone you might not want to sleep next to
Trunk Sleeper
The dog’s favourite breakfast food
Instant Cats

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