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Looking for a unique license plate for your own vehicle(s)?  These license plates from around the world are sure to give you 'food for thought'! Just because a personalized plate is 'taken' in a particular province/state/hamlet doesn't mean that it's not available where you live...   (A) Do you have a personalized plate that you could share with us?  (B) Have you seen a plate that you'd like to let us know of?  (C) Do you have a name for a license plate that you wish you had?  Send us your license plate (from anywhere in the world) and we'll add it to this list - if it's unique and is exceptionally good, we'll send you a personalized 2005 joe-ks.com Calendar with your plate name on it. Based on site user feedback, the 'Best Of The Best" plate submitters will be sent a joe-ks.com pen via snail mail...  Send your plate name to Submit-A-Plate...

 

1. REVRUN & 10S NUT  from Roy Taylor, Mission, B.C.

2. IBI UBU  from Rysa Gordon, Surrey, B.C.

3. CHAOS E  from Larry Nettleton, Langley, B.C.

4. 4 BID  from Holly Scott, Manitoulin Island, Ontario.

5. ND LUCK & PHINSUP   "California plates have the option to have symbols - I chose ND LUCK. My favorite Jimmy Buffett Song is "Love & Luck". The plate is surrounded by my license plate frame that says: "'It's a Jimmy Buffett Thing, You Wouldn't Understand'" - from Brens Beaverhausen, Cordelia, California.

6. LEFT AMA  "... means Left Against Medical Advice (when you leave the hospital when your health is in danger)" from Zee Wizard, Cleveland, Ohio (own plate).

7. YYUR, YYUB,  ICUR,  YY4ME,  "Remember a saying when you were a young kid?"

YYUR    Two Wise You Are
YYUB     Two Wise You Be
ICUR     I See You Are
YY4ME     Two Wise For Me

from Shawn Kennedy, Abbotsford, B.C.

8. GIVE ME A  from an inspiration from Robert Tassé, Gatineau, Quebec.

9. GROUPW  "Reference to the song 'Alice's Restaurant' by Arlo Guthrie (A place for people who just don't quite belong)" from Chris Edwards, Chicago, Illinois.

10. FA LO ME, QTP2T & Z20ATE  "Follow Me on a Trans Am;  Cutey P Tooty on a VW Beetle;  and Z20ATE on a Z28 Camaro" - from Terry Grimm, Dallas, Texas.

11. 1 UP U "Used to belong to British heavyweight boxer Joe Bugner";   B1OXAM "My surname is BLOXHAM or BLOXAM"; & PEN 15  "belongs to Fiano Fullerton, famous actress in the U.K." - from Barry J.F. Bloxham, United Kingdom.

12. SKRTMAN  "Skirt Man for a cross dresser - this guy goes to the local mall (I used to work there) dressed in drag and then gets pissy when he draws attention to himself." - from Jonathan Bell, Little Rock, Arkansas.

13. 2-QUADS  "2 four barrel carburetors on a 1965 - 289 Mustang." - from Parl Guthrie, Bothell, Washington State. Here's his vehicle...

14. XN VLDZ  "Exon Valdez on a Ford Suburban." - from John Grenache, Saint Paul, Minnesota.

15. RAGN ON  "Here's one that got past the censors: Raging hard-on, on a black convertible 'Vette." - from Eric Paulsen, Orange County, California.

16. CRUISIN, FASTRNU & OFFROAD  "CRUISIN on my '55 Chevy;  FASTRNU (Faster 'n you) on a '96 Impala SS that I had;  OFFROAD on my 4X4 truck. I've had this plate for 15-20 yrs. on two different 4X4's (254,000 miles on first one, and > 209,000 on current 4X4)." - from Joe Henry, aka WideGlideJoe (rides a Harley Wide Glide), Broken Arrow, Oklahoma (just outside Tulsa). Also, see WideGlideJoe's poster for the new Oklahoma speed limit!

17. 2MEAN4U  "Too Mean For You - belonged to a mean girl." - from Valarie Bryant, Seward, Alaska.

18. DSTRYR, HYDE & JEKYLL  "DSTRYR on my '69 GTO in Iowa;  HYDE on my '69-1/2 440 6bbl Roadrunner in Colorado - it FLIES!;  and JEKYLL on my '69 GTO Judge in Colorado." - from FB Smolik, Colorado.

19. 7T3 BUS, & ASULTAN  "7T3 BUS on my '73 VW Bus;  ASULTAN on a '64 Ford Galaxie 500XL in the 'Sultans of Long Beach' custom car club." - from Jack, Long Beach, California.

20. Y2K 986  "On a 2000 Porsche Boxster (also known as a 986). I own the vehicle with this plate." - from John Winterton, Downington, Pennsylvania.

21. ASCHER, PD2FLY & RDFLSH  "ASCHER for Jerry Aschermann - not very original (Erik is much smarter than his daddy!); Paid To Fly - for commercial airline pilot, on a 1991 Toyota MR-2;  Red Flash - on a 1988 Red Toyota MR-2." - from Jerry R. Aschermann, St. Joseph, Missouri.

22. CANYNRO  "Canyonero from the episode of 'The Simpsons'." - from Jeremy McKinnon, Calgary, Alberta.

23. GO4TH&X & CANUSAY  "Go Forth And Multiply, and Can You Say - on a HEMi powered Dodge Ram" - from Graham Jones, Newport News, Virginia.

24. THREDZ  "Threads - belongs to a Home Economics teacher'." - Anonymous, Lakeside, Ontario.

25. JEDI  "From the Star Wars movies." - from Michelle Anderson, Phoenix, Arizona.

26. ALC HOL  "Alcohol." - from Pierre Belleau, Quebec (plate from Virginia).

27. BLK PRL  "Black Pearl - on a black C6 Corvette." - from Curt Norman, Montana.

28. DR 4 DK  "Doctor For Decay - for a Dentist." - from Tyler Johnson, Portland, Oregon.

29. NITOUL, U HAFUN2 & WEHAFUN  "'Night Owl' - our old plate in Los Angeles, California;  'You Have Fun 2' - license plate on our other vehicle in Las Vegas, Nevada;  'We Have Fun' on our present Las Vegas, Nevada license plate." - from Connie, Las Vegas, Nevada.

30. RD APL  "This plate was originally on my '63 Chevy II and meant 'petrified piece of horse bleep' or some like the Tragically Hip meaning better. Now it's transferred to my Truck and 'Road Appeal' is more appealing!" - from Julee, White Rock, B.C.

31. 0260N4S,  6-O PBR,  THEBOSS,  Z516SPD & Z-51  "'0 - 60 MPH in 4 seconds; 6.0 Liter (2005 Corvette Engine Displacement... PB for Lead) + rest from 'The Boss' - owner's occupation." - from Guy, Cortland, Ohio.

32. 8ITCUTE  "Ain't it cute." - from Norman Hinton, Toledo, Ohio.

33. IFNRULE  "I f'en rule - got past the Dept. of Transportation..." - from devalk, Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

34. MSTG ETR  "Mustang Eater - on my Ram-Air Firebird" - from Mark Blackman, Ohio.

35. MY BROOM, WILLYFAST & WO HORSY  "'MY BROOM on my wife's 2002 GT Mustang;  WILLYFAST on my '41 Willy's; and WO HORSY on a '65 Mustang." - from Thomas Stanley, Cambridge, Ontario.

36. 1PGT2NV  "One Probe GT to Envy - its a 1989 Probe Gt Turbo..." - from 'The Pope Says', Stevens Point, Wisconsin.

37. IHATE50, SPARKZ & YUHATN4  "'I Hate 5.0 (Cops) on my 2001 Kawasaki NInja;  Truck Sparks When I Slam It to the ground (skid plates) on my 1999 Chevy S10 (With Hydros);  Why You Hatin' For on my 2004 Lincoln LS." - from Michael Davisson, Lorain, Ohio.

38. NAVIG8R  "Navigator - for a merchant mariner" - from Gloria Rooney, Naples, Florida.

39. SXY SQRL  "Significance? Squirrels like nuts!" - from Stacy  Rodgers, Columbus, Ohio.

40. IMN_XTC  "I Am In Ecstacy - on a Delaware License plate." - from Matt, Wilmington, Delaware.

41. VRY 6XY  "Very Sexy" - from Sarah King, Toronto, Ontario.

42. YZ XY  "Oh, indeed he was a wise man." - from Manu Nicholas, New Zealand.

43. UK IN LA  "I'm originally from the UK and I'm now living in LA." - from Rachel Blake, Los Angeles, California.

44. XSHTMTL  "For an EX Sheet Metal Worker - my personal plate." - from Herb Cober, Forest Ontario.

45. BELBUGE & BELLS  "I'm the owner of Bell Buggy Express - your complete Handbell supply store." - from Blanche Kangas, Spokane, Washington.

46. RD CANDY  "Road Candy - on a white Saturn." - from Jane Orto, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.

47. BAC OFF  "Originally on a customized 1982 Datsun Diesel pickup - 10 years ago, after removing the rusted out box, I made it into a flatdeck with stake sides. Hence, I took the back off. Presently the plates are on a 1989 GMC 1500 extended cab pickup." - from Wayne A. Nowazek, Heriot Bay, Quadra Island, B.C.

48. POSE4ME  "I am a photographer in Minnesota - I have a red Z3 BMW convertible." - from Lane, Minnesota.

49. 6APEAL  "'Six' Appeal (and Sex Appeal) - on a Triumph TR-6." - from Tim Lloyd, Calgary, Alberta.

50. IM_SEXY  "'This is my plate - cost me though, for speeding & misleading!" - from Jack Byrd, Atlanta (aka Hotlanta), Georgia.

51. IKND  "'Eye Candy on a 2002 female driven Turbo charged WS6 TransAm." - from JC Young, Kansas City, Missouri.

52. MY FIRE, RUGRAT1 & WDRSBTR:  "MY FIRE: My Fire - on a Triumph Spitfire;  RUGRAT1: My mother's nickname when she was a child (she was 1 of 2 children);  WDRSBTR: On a 1999 Grand Prix - of the 'Wider's Better' Series." - from Jessica Rosenstengel, Dorr, Michigan.

53. ASK,  BOOGIEMAN,  IQUOTE,  MAZELTOV & TRY WAIT  "ASK: never asked the owner, but I suppose he encouraged people to ask questions and ask for what they want, politely;  BOOGIEMAN: I don't know, but it might be to lessen fear of people;  IQUOTE: used by a salesman;  MAZELTOV: Good luck & congratulations in Hebrew;  TRY WAIT: Hawaiian expression to get people to back off." - from Harry Pearle, Rochester, New York.

54. MCDAD  "'Mary Beth, Chris, Doug, Alita & Don - on a Toyota Tundra V8." - from Dr. Doug Rhodes, Santa Barbara, California.

55. &DS GIRL & JUNK 007  "&DS GIRL: On my 1996 Jeep - my hubby is Andy!;  JUNK 007: on an investment banker's car." - from Andy's Girl, Virginia.

56. PP DOC  "'My wife, 3 sisters and a sister-in-law work at hospitals in the area - a urologist has this personal plate." - from Pat Turcotte, Hamilton, Ontario.

57. XTREMEH2  "'On a Nevada, Lake Tahoe Commemorative State plate, owned by owner of Xtreme Electric in Las Vegas." - from Sarah Wammack, Las Vegas, Nevada.

58. PU55Y  "'My favorite plate was in Autoweek magazine - it's self-explanatory - on a Porsche in California." - from Michael Damsky, Washington, D.C.

59. ZACKLY  "On a 1992 Camaro Z28. This entertained me 'cause there's a joke about when you're hungover and you have the zacklies... when you mouth tastes 'zackly' like you ...!" - from Bruce H., Toronto, Ontario.

60. 10ESE, INDWIND & THRPY  "'10ESE - Tennessee - where Susie was born;  INDWIND - on a Biker's truck (AZ plates registered to Susie on her '94 Softail HD);  THRPY - Therapy on a '99 Ultra Classic Harley Davidson." - from Susie Golden, Glendale, Arizona.

61. BAH HUM  "'BAH HUM on a VW bug!" - from Walt Strockbine, Florida.

62. ML8ML8  "'Am I Late? Am I Late? (... for a very important date...) - on a White Rabbit (VW)." - from Ed Schleyer, Pine Grove, Pennsylvania.

63. BELLMAN  "'I'm the Western Canada distributor for Schulmerich Handbells - a supporter of Joe Defries and The Possibells as they recently made a Guinness World-1st Record for "Solo Handbells Marathon" at a Canadian Ringing Link conference in Penticton, B.C." - from John Nelson, Calgary, Alberta.

64. ISPEED  "'On my wife's white Old Alero." - from Mike Schneider, Russell, Kansas.

65. AT LA5T  "''AT LAST' - because I finally was able to i) afford a Porsche and ii) get the 'right' 911 and iii) AT LAST was our wedding song (Etta James)." - from Gerry Murray, Nassau County, Long Island, New York.

66. HOW KUM & JUS KUZ  "HOW KUM - Wife's;  JUS KUZ - Husband's." - from Randy Ufholz, Windsor, Ontario.

67. HOT44D  "'This tag was not specially ordered. It came to us this way from the Department of Motor Vehicles! Plate was so appealing some kid stole the rear one..." - from Cindi Cooke, Millville, New Jersey.

68. SMLRED1  "'Small Red One - On a red Miata." - from Paul, Arizona.

69. I8A B  "'I ride a motorcycle and wear an open-face helmet. I have been hit by many bugs, including bees. I wanted a personal plate and we're limited to 5 characters (incl. spaces) so I came up with this one. "I ate a bee" equals I8A B. It's on a 1999 Harley Davidson Sportster Custom, owned and ridden by a woman (me). I stopped for a donut and coffee once and my donut had an ant stuck in the icing. I went back in and told them I preferred my bugs fresh, but the joke went right over the girl's head." - from Nuala Robinson, Durham, Ontario.  We like our bugs fresh @ joe-ks.com!

70. READY2GO  "'Self explanatory - on a White Mustang." - from Patty Markleyl, Tunnelton, West Virginia.

71. BRUSH_M, FLOSS_M, PNY XPRS, & TYTYVM  "'Brush Them' and 'Floss Them' (two dentiss' cars);  Pony Express - seen on a Ford Mustang convertible in rural Iowa;  &  'Thank you. Thank you very much' - for a big Elvis fan!" - from Betsy, Burlington, Iowa.

72. I2CANOE & ICANOE2  "A gentleman with whom I worked in California and his wife were both into camping and the outdoors. These are their respective plates." - from Ed Tietz, California.

73. H20U8N4  "'What're You Waitin' For?" - from Sean Horner, Michigan.

74. GETBENT  "'I own a custom exhaust shop in south Alabama. This plate is on an '85 Silverado." - from Stan Cotten, Alabama.

75. GRRILLA  "'For a Zoo gorilla keeper aide (adult male gorillas are called silverbacks)... on an Acura RSX, Silver color." - from 'Spider&Joan', Seattle, Washington.

76. MAM'S  "'Bought the car for my mom while I studied in the US, to have it imported into Holland. (Mom is written mam in Dutch)." - from Martijn Tenham, St. Louis, Missouri.

77. WASHIS  "'Bitter divorce? On a Jeep Grand Cherokee in a Walmart parking lot." - from David G., Des Moines, Iowa.

78. 4ME2NJOY  "'For me to enjoy - On a Porsche." - from Craig Cook, Perth, Western Australia.

79. AMLFAAD  “My Submission is a plate I applied for and got for my wife's car. I got it for her b day last year - which Means All My Love Forever And A Day.” - from Steven, Johnson County, Iowa.

80. REDROCKS  “The REDROCKS plate belongs to a young, vivacious redhead who drives a red Nissan pickup truck and they both rock!” - from Bob French, Brampton, Ontario.

81. LILO-WIZ  “My license plate is Lilo-Wiz in NY on my L'il Ol' TC that I thought I'd never drive again - after legs artery surgery last year @ age 70. My child made me learn a PC in this ripe ol` age also so am now a L`ilOl`Wiz in both my TC & PC - to God Thanx Be!” - from ElizaBeth, New York.

82. DA HAWG  “On a 1996 Harley Nostalgia (FLSTN).” - from Robert, Orlando, Florida.

83. MUDONME  “Mud on me” on a white Jeep - from Kathy Brummett, Indianapolis, Indiana.

84. 0FRNDS  “Zero friends on a Harley Davidson custom. I usually ride alone.” - from John Angel, New Mexico.

85. RNHRT-JR  & HED TRNR  “RNHRT-JR: we're big fans of Earnhardt Jr. - plate's on our 1993 Explorer;  HED TRNR: Head Turner on my '67 Camaro - it does turn some heads!” - from Mark Huggins, Winter Springs, Florida.

86. HD2HVGT  “Had To Have GT - on my 2005 Mustang GT” - from Sheila Dimatteo, California.

87. 2GQ4U  “Too 'GQ' (Gentlemen's Quarterly) for you - seen in Kansas City, MO on a 99 ZR1 corvette.” - from John B. Schupp, Kansas City, Missouri.

88. LWAYSL8, TOP R8TD, HRTBRKR, & 2L84LOVE  "'LWAYSL8 (Always Late) from Guelph, Ontario.  Originals: TOP R8TD (Top Rated), HRTBRKR (Heartbreaker), & 2L84LOVE (Too Late for Love" - from Ed McDonald, Edmonton, Alberta.

89. 3V1L  “'Evil', in pseudo-l33t, on a VW Fox wagon.” - from Sara Patrick, Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

90. V-GER  “Voyager - a la Star Trek: The Motion Picture, on a '91 Ford Probe, manual transmission, white body, dark red/maroon interior, and fun as fur to drive. V-ger is a loyal transport device and enjoys those loong road trips. Consequently, she gets awesome gas mileage on said road trips. I have a sticker bedecking her rear that reads 'Official StarFleet Vehicle' and a green alien head affixed to her antenna.” - Howlz from Amber Wolf, Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

91. TIH20  “Look at it in a mirror - on a 2002 Subaru Forester. Note: after 10+ years plate was revoked when someone call the state with the 'lewd or obscene' meaning.” - from Richard Dubinsky, Johnson County, Kansas.

92. EEKABUG  “On a yellow VW beetle, seen in Montpelier, VT.” - from Jane Tucker, Middlesex, Vermont.

93. XYELLR8  “On a yellow 2005 Mazda R-X8.” - from Randy Lane, Minnesota. Click here to see plate @ Randy's blog site.

94. IH8MYX  “I Hate My Ex” - from Jessica, Honolulu, Hawaii.

95. PREMSK8G  “For 'Premier Skating Schools' - I own the plate.” - from Gord Folk, Markham, Ontario.

96. BTTRFLY  “Alberta license place seen in Edmonton. The car also has custom detail work on the side: butterflies.” - from Glenn St-Germain, Edmonton, Alberta.

97. GOT SPD  “Got Speed - On the back of a Subaru WRX.” - from Steve Finley, Rossville, Indiana.

98. PB4UGO  “Pee Before You Go.” - from Michael Carnevale, Rochester, New Hampshire.

99. SWMBKRN & LEMONS  "SWMBKRN: I am an active triathlete (swim, bike, run);  LEMONS: On my wife's van - that's our last name." - from Max Lemons, Biloxi, Mississippi. Indiana.

100. ATT2D  “Attitude.” - from Wendy Dailey, Toledo, Ohio.

101. LUNY2NZ  “Loony Tunes - for a Loony Tunes fan (or possibly description of the owner of the vehicle/plate).” - from Anita Wheatley, Missoula, Montana.

102. LIV2HAK  “My plate since 1994. I am professional Hacker ( retired these days ) but when asked by a cop or too pushy a person I tell them I like "golf" ( Hacker/Hacking are also Golfing terms ).  me next to the plate ... my home page.” - from Pete Shipley, Berkeley, California.

103. DE5MO  “Fitted to Ducati Desmo Monster.” - from Brian Madeley, Kingston, Ontario.

104. RTHERAP  “This is on our 2000 Honda Goldwing GL1500SE. We believe riding our motorcycle is our therapy (R Thera P). We call the bike Thera for short. I have yet to see or know of anyone who uses this.” - from Warren Harris, Ohio.

105. MANEATR  “It used to be on my Jeep Wrangler that had a monster lift on it. My Jeep was black like the black panther that was featured in the Hall and Oats music video of the song titled: Maneater. Plus I am a girl and it makes people go... "Hmmmm...” - from Laini, Virginia Beach, Virginia.  Click here to see plate on Laini's present car.

106. BRRRRR,  IM LATE & SPLAT  "'BRRRRR - on a Maine plate;  IM LATE on a white VW Rabbit (Washington);  SPLAT on a new VW Bug (Washington)." - from Jim Sutton, Graham, Washington.

107. HSIF I  “Read backwards, 'I Fish' gets attention from the car in front of you when they read it.” - from Dave, Virginia.

108. 4ORD  “Play on the word FORD.” - from Harv Welch, Victoria, B.C.

109. PNDPOOL  “Our swim coach would always tell us to "pee in the pool” - from Sarah Bradshaw, Thousand Oaks, California.

110. IMN2XS  “I am into excess, seen on a Jaguar soft top.” - from Deacon Gary, Santa Barbara California.

111. 1EZPUSH  “One Easy Push - for the car I used to push more than I drove.” - from Scott, California.

112. RED_ROVR  “I saw this plate on a bright red Range Rover.” - from Tim Geary, Neenah, Wisconsin.

113. WAZNTME  “Never his/ her fault - on a BMW 325 Ci. Inspired by Shaggy's song, "It wasn't me".” - from Joyce Santos, Georgia.

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