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People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.
Charles Bukowski

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on.
Saif Ullah

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
Dakota Fanning

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute.
John Tesh

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it.
Barbara Ehrenreich

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly!
Ivanka Trump

Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a dish or changing a diaper?
Frank Pittman

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff Foxworthy

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over.
Drew Brees

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon.
Nikki Reed

Diaper backward spells repaid.
Marshall McLuhan

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases.
Daniel Bernoulli
Bernoulli's theorem, Bernoulli principle, Bernoulli equation

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Isaac Newton
Newton's Third Law of Motion

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice.
Michael Gurnow
Nature's Housekeeper

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike.
Barry Putra

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat.
Toni Sorenson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty.
Sonja Yoerg
The Middle of Somewhere

Childhood is a wilderness.
Aspen Matis
Girl in the Woods: A Memoir

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces.
Frederic Gros
A Philosophy of Walking

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot).
Diane Spicer

Trekking means a travelling experience with a thrilling excitement.
Amit Kalantri

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers.
Amit Kalantri
Wealth of Words

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is.
Frederic Gros
A Philosophy of Walking

Trails are like that: you're floating along in a Shakespearean Arden paradise and expect to see nymphs and flute boys, then suddenly you're struggling in a hot broiling sun of hell in dust and nettles and poison oak... just like life.
Jack Kerouac
The Dharma Bums

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace.
Janice Anderson

Feeling low? Go on mountains.
Prajakta Mhadnak

The long distance hiker, a breed set apart,
From the likes of the usual pack.
He'll shoulder his gear, be hittin' the trail;
Long gone, long 'fore he'll be back.
M.J. Eberhart

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory.
Ed Viesturs
No Shortcuts to the Top: Climbing the World's 14 Highest Peaks

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits.
Cindy Ross

Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home; that wildness is a necessity.
John Muir
Our National Parks

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture.
Cecil B. DeMille

All's fair in love and war.
John Lyly
Euphues: The Anatomy of Wit (1578)

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words.
Francois Rabelais
Gargantua and Pantagruel (1532)

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German.
Emperor Charles V

Love is a thing as any spirit free.
Geoffrey Chaucer
The Canterbury Tales (1387)

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
Geoffrey Chaucer
The Canterbury Tales (1387)

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price.
St. Jerome

The friendship that can cease has never been real.
St. Jerome

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt.
Agricola (56 AD)

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
St. Paul
First Letter to the Corinthians (50 AD)

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Sextus Propertius
Elegies (24 BC)

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.
The Conspiracy of Catiline's War (50 BC)

Thank God kids never mean well.
Lily Tomlin

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid.
Quentin Crisp

All children are essentially criminal.
Denis Diderot

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