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Thank God kids never mean well.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I said, "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.

The road to success is always under construction.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

The trouble with the rat race is that when you get to the top of the pack, you are still a rat.

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

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