| Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us. |
| Thank God kids never mean well. |
| Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. |
| I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. |
| I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. |
| Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. |
| Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. |
| If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? |
| I said, "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody. |
| The road to success is always under construction. |
| The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. |
| Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. |
| For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. |
| If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? |
