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Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us.

Thank God kids never mean well.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I said, "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.

The road to success is always under construction.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

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