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When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
The Naked Civil Servant

I never work. Work does age you so.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever.

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

The formula for a successful relationship is simple: Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities, but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.

Manners are love in a cool climate.

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