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If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies.

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad.

Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get.

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it.

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards.

No taxation without representation.
Rallying cry of the American Revolution

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true.

Fashions change, but style is forever.

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge.

If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.

No man is a hero to his own valet.

Liberty is the right to silence.

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework.

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option.

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades.

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing.

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all.

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser.

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from.

I miss the days when homework was just colouring.

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework.

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep?

Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo.

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough.

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho.

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease.

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak!

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges.

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window."

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact.

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin.

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret.

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed.

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time.

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.

Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do.

Book lovers never go to bed alone.

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

Information is the currency of democracy.

Do it now. Sometimes later becomes never.

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf.

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example.

When the roots are deep there is no reason to fear the wind.

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view

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