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Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough.

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho.

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease.

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak!

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges.

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window."

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact.

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin.

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret.

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed.

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time.

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.

Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do.

Book lovers never go to bed alone.

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

Information is the currency of democracy.

Do it now. Sometimes later becomes never.

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf.

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example.

When the roots are deep there is no reason to fear the wind.

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does.

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors.

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound?

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life.

The time is always right to do the right thing.

Everybody sooner or later sits down to a banquet of consequences.

I was wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets, then it hit me.

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller.

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen.

Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish, it's a necessity.

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast

Mathematics: the only subject that counts.

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children.

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you.

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious.

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'.

No one has ever become poor by giving.

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have.

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it.

Kind words cost nothing.

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it.

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot.

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can.

Kids don't remember their best day of television.

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping.

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