“Abbotsford - smell our dairy air!”
“Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.”
“Cows, calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale.”
“Concubine: Machine that Canadian farmers use to harvest wheat.”
“Sow your wild oats on Saturday night, then pray for crop failure on Sunday.”
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M.
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs.
Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
Hay: Grass à la mowed.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
Why shouldn't you cry when a cow slips and falls on the ice?
Cow: A machine that makes it possible for people to eat grass.
What did the boots say to the cowboy?
Cow: A machine which makes grass fit for people to eat.
Dairymaid: A girl who ought to know butter.
Decaffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby.
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Shamble: Imitation male cow.
Spilt Milk: Udder waste.
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place.
Most of the people who sit around and wait for the harvest haven't planted anything.
If you planted an angry cow, what would come up?
 

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