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The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
“Thou
shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.”
“Pi R
squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!”
“Vegetarians
go to non-meatings.”
Butcher's Sign: “Let
me meat your needs.”
“Eats
first, morals after.”
“Life
is too short to stuff a mushroom.”
“The
ripest peach is highest on the tree.”
“Dijon
vu - the same mustard as before.”
“Time
flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Canapés: A sandwich cut into 24 pieces.
Parody: A collection of pears.
Raisin: A worried grape.
Sandwich: An unsuccessful attempt to make both ends meat.
“Kids
Make Nutritious Snacks.”
Should vegetarians
eat animal crackers?
“I love
hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.
Qcumbersome: A salad that contains too many cucumbers.
What vegetables do you find in boats?
Cookbook: A volume that is full of stirring passages.
What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?
What kind of food is sick all the time?
How can you get rich by eating?
Cogito Ergo Spud: I think, therefore I yam.
Frozen: Condition of children's jaws when spinach is served.
Mitosis: Fear of someone stealing your toast.
How do you get water into a watermelon?
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.
Polyunsaturated: A dry parrot.
Eating plenty of fruit can help you live to a ripe old age.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Porcupine: A yearning for bacon.
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