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Chip Shot: A short, low approach shot that gets a player into position for one or more missed puts.

The first illuminated golf course was opened for people who liked swinging nightclubs.
I'm not feeling well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of pants with them when they play golf?
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss.
Executive: One who makes a prompt decision and is sometimes right.
Businessman: The man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.
What golf equipment was out when attendance was taken?
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club!
If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt.
Shaft: You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.
Honesty: The greatest handicap you can have in golf.
Any swing improvement will only last three holes.
What did the golf ball say to the golf club?
Why are a golfer's pants never wrinkled?
What do you call a gorilla who plays golf?
Parking: Top golfer at the country club.
What does a dog use for playing golf?
Why is Tiger Woods like a computer?
Why is it so hard to drive a golf ball?
What goes, “putt, putt, putt, putt”?
Where does a golf instructor work?
What is a golfer's favourite drink?
What did the golfer eat for lunch?
Why do golfers like Fruit Loops?
What animal likes to play golf?
What does GOLF stand for?
What is a small cad?
Golf: Cow pasture pool.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Where does a golfer dance?
I used to watch golf on TV...
What course do golfers take?
What's a golfer's favourite bug?
What did the desperate golfer eat?
What beverage is best for a golfer?

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