The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
"Cancer kills smoking."
"Sign in a maternity ward:  NO CHILDREN ALLOWED"
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!"
Maternity Room Sign:  "Push, Push, Push."
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse."
Half of a large intestine: 1 semi-colon
"I was born 9 months prematurely."
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
"If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital."
"She went into the hospital after being bitten by a spider in a bathing suit."
"He was so vain that he had his X rays retouched."
"Appendicits: A modern pain, costing $2,000 more than the old-fashioned stomach ache."
Maternity Hospital: An heirport.
Minor Operation: One performed on someone else.
"Discharge Status: Alive but without my permission."
"Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors."
When does a track star put a faucet on his leg?
When is an operation funny?
What does an embryo do when it's hungry?
What kind of fish performs operations?
When is an operation funny?
Clinic: House of pill repute.
Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
I've just had an operation for piles. All my troubles are behind me.
Sign at microbiology lab:  "Staph Only"
Why did the Volkswagen go to the hospital?
So you think Healthcare is expensive now? Just wait till it's FREE!
Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
What happens to a harp when its strings break?

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DentAid


ObamaCare Tablets


H1N1 Flu Mask


Sick Tombstone

The Good Old Days

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Casualty Way

Organ Donor

Sock Anatomy

Nose For Coke

Different Drugs

Bandage Art

Cockroach Cancer

Flu Fashion

Mother's Day Special

They Found Your Balls

Just Hatched

Heart Attack Grill

Polish Paramedics

Michael Phelps - In The Beginning

Alzheimer's Wing

\Puppy Wheels

Sushi Spine

Pill Man

Circumcision

Hand-Some Baby

Hearts Heart

Broken Egg

Peekaboo!

Southern Emergency

Pacman Skeleton

BraPod

Mechanical Patient

African Ambulance

Panda Bear Summer

Fractured Foot or Hand?

Break A Leg

Baby Delivery

Formula One Wheelchair

Table Scraps in the Operating Room

Redneck Birth Announcement

A Dog's Worst Nightmare
 

Baby Peephole

Redneck Wheelchair

E. Coli Victim

ER Patch

4 Stages Of Life

Delivery    65 And Pregnant
1st Baby Photo
A Head Of His Time
Baby Delivery
Baby Names - Based On Profession  (320k)
Baby Peephole
Baby Stork Gifts
Backwoods Birth
Big Birth - They Start Off Big At This Hospital
Big Portion Postcard Delivery
The Birth Order of Children
Black Baby in Maternity
Blonde's Surprise Pregnancy
Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!
Brain Transplant
Break A Leg
Breast Implant Breakthrough
Breastfeeding For The Busy Japanese Executive
Bricklayer’s Accident Report
Broken Egg
Bull Terrier vs. Porcupine: Quill He Make It?
Canadian Health Care
Can’t Judge A Book By Its Cover
Car Axident
Car Surgeon
Cardiologist Eulogy
Catholic Heart Attack
Chicken CPR  (5.2M)
Church Squirrels
Colorectal Surgeon Praise
Cookie Overdose  (2.0M)
Diary of a Snow Shoveler
Disease Prevention for Church Organists
DNA Genes
Don't Do Drugs When Pregnant
Drop In For Dinner
Duck Doctor
E. Coli Victim
Embrace Someone With A Rescuing Hug!
Escapee From the Insane Asylum
First Baby Excitement
Florida Bird Flu:    2005  2006
Freudian Slips
Future Therapy
Gay Baby
Give Blood Or Else  (1.6M)
H1N1 Flu Mask
Hand Of Hope
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman
He Looks Just Like His Father!
Here Comes Baby - Halloween Costume for 2005
Hi Tech Baby
Hillary's Baby
Horse Swallower
How Babies Are Delivered
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How To Measure Labour Pains
How Was I Born?
How Was I Born – Modern ‘Birds And Bees’
It's A Baby Boy
Just Hatched
Keep The Motor Running
Mexican Woman Performs Self Caesarean
Michael Phelps - In The Beginning
The Middle Wife and Mom’s Play-Center
Monkey Gland Delivery
Mother's Dream Child
Panda Bear Summer
Pregnancy and Advertising In England
Pregnancy Q&A
Pregnant Prom Grad 2004
Redneck Baby Name
Redneck Birth Announcement
Repeat Performance
Rodney Dangerfield Joe-ks
Stomach Gas - Cute One!
Taco Night - that Friday Feeling  (1.4M)
Typical Canadian Baby Boy
Upturn Girl
When A Japanese Baby Is Born  (1.5M)
When Can I See The Baby?
Which One Is Ours?
Women's Dream - Men Giving Birth!
You Have A Cute Baby

Dentist    Beautiful Bride - "In-dentured" For Life  (580k)
Congratulations On Your New Home Loan!  (2.5M)
Just Get It Over With

Doctor    Doctor Joe-ks

General    1-800-PILLCASH
1907 to 2007: Century of Change
2003 Darwin Awards
2004 Darwin Awards
2005 Darwin Awards
4 Stages Of Life
6 Nails Driven Into Head – California Man’s Survival
65 And Pregnant
A Dog's Worst Nightmare
Acupuncture Face
African Ambulance
After Burner
Aging Alphabet
Aging Disgracefully  (3.2M)
All In The Family - Godly Relations
Alzheimer's Wing
Ambulance Driver Reports - Fire/Rescue Memorandum
Ancient Politician
Antidote For Santa's Milk
Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness
Arkansas Surgeons
Asylum Masterpiece - Exodus From Egypt
Asylum Tests
Aussie Definition of 'Lucky'
Baby's First Exam
'Back' To Work
Bad Breath Support Group
Bandage Art 
B.C. Health Care
Bedworthy Bartender
Benefits of Aging in Saskatchewan
Bedside Non-Assistance
Bird Flu Flight
Bird Flu Prevention
Bird Flu Symptoms
Blonde's Medical Dictionary
Blood Circulation
Blood Machine - Portable Health Care
Blood Test Follow-Up
Bow Tie Syndrome
BraPod
Broken Lawn Mower – Husband Chores
By Popular Demand - Get A Vasectomy!
Calling in Sick - Snow Job for the Boss
Cancer Tree
Casualty Way 
Cat Scan
Cat Woman & Rat Man
CATastrophy in the Kitchen
Chiropractor Mailbox
Circumcision
Class of 2003
Clinic Onion Rings
Cockroach Cancer 
Coffin Attack
Coke Dispenser
Cosmetic Surgery - Wife's Choice
Cow Golf
Cross To Bear
Cure For A Cold
Cure For A Cold - Portable Version
Cure for Child Abuse
Dad's Ex-Ferrari
Deck Of Cards Patient
Dedicated Golfer Plays Hospital Rounds
Definitions Of The Obvious
DentAid
Difference Between Arthritis, Rheumatism and Gout
Different Drugs 
Do You Have An HMO?
Doctor's OR Specialty
Doctor Types
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy
Dreaded Furniture Disease
Ed Zachary Disease
Eggsellent Christmas Joe-k
English Teacher’s Hospital Greeting
Envelope Lickers
ER Patch
Excerpts from Medical Records
Exhausting Gyne Work
First Proctologist Exam
Fish Hook Removal  (1.9M) 
Florida Squirrel
Flu Fashion 
Flu Vaccine Cow Delivery To America
Formula One Wheelchair
Fractured Foot or Hand?
Fresh Air After SARS Quarantine
Gesundheit - The Deadly Sneeze
The Good Old Days 
HAGS Disease
Hamster X-ray
Hand-Some Baby
Hazardous Men's Floor
Health Canada Warning - BARS Syndrome
Health Care Profession – Secret Codes
Health Clinic Trauma
Health Club 4U
Heart Attack
Heart Attack Grill
Hearts Heart
Hemophilia Loss
HMO Judgment Day
Hole In The Head
Holiday Songs for the Disturbed
Hope For Siamese Twin Separation
Hospital Charts
Hospital Cutbacks
Hospital Cuts
Hospital Gown Insurance
Hospital Hit Parade Songs
Hospital Humour
Hospital Outpatient Assistance - Like It Or Not
How Blonde Was She?
How To Pop A Zit
How To Tell If You've Got What It Takes, Men
Husband's Last Bathroom Suggestion
Hospital Twin Bill
ICU Hospital Gown
If Women Controlled Medicine
Important Health Information
Improving Emergency Response Time (ERT)
Insufficient Brain Study
Intensive Care Casualties
Irish Moroffs Rob Bank – Get Egg On Face
Is That God's Boy Over There?
Italian Soccer Practice  (900k)
Itchey Nose
IV Additive
Jewish Samurai
Lab Work And Cat Scan
Ladies Room Buttons
Latest Surgical Procedure – ‘The Knob’
Laughter Fosters Healthy Blood Vessels
Life Observations
Make Womb For Baby
Mammogram Appointment
Manitoba Health Care's Test For Alzheimer's
'Mean' Death Rate @ Nursing Homes
Mechanical Patient
Medical Breakthrough
Medical Records
Medical Term for Laziness
Medical Terminology
Meeting of the Body Parts
Mega Hertz
Memory Test
Memphis Senator Needs Fixin'
Mental Patient’s Exit Exam
Mentally Challenged (MC) People
Michael Jackson's Latest Surgery  (420k)
Mideast Meets West - Muslim SARS
Mint Flavoured Birth Control Pills
Moose Steak - Unexpected Guest for Dinner
Mother's Day Special 
Motorcycle Inflammation
Motorcycle Repairs or Reap-errors?
Mouth Golf - Drive of the Year  (720k)
Mud Bath Cure
Multiple Bruise Syndrome
My Forgetter
National Mental Health Care Week
Need A Cigarette?
Neuter Your Pets, Weird Friends & Relatives
New Drugs For Men
New Drugs For Women
New Hospital Wing
New Medicare Program for Senior Citizens
Newfie Paramedics To The Rescue
No Arms Mom - Amazing Inspiration  (4.5M)
No Oxygen
Nose For Coke 
Not-So-Dangerous Operation
Nun’s Bedpan Gas
Nurse's First Injection
Nursing Home Care
Nursing Home Plan  (580k)
Nursing Home Relief
ObamaCare Tablets
Observant Doctor
Old Age License
The Old Phone
Olympic Non-Medalist Skiier  (130k)
'One Drink A Day' Schedule
Organ Donor 
Ouch !!!     #1     #2
Our New Alphabet
Overdue Outpatient News
Pacman Skeleton
Painful Banana Split
Patient's Last Request
Patient Patient
Patient's Ticker-Tape Parades
Peekaboo!
Peek-A-Boo ICU
Penny For Your Thoughts
The Perfect Weight
The Perks of Being 60
Physicians Advised to Avoid Slang
Pill Man
PLO X-Ray - Concealed Weapon
PMS:     #1     #2
Poison Control
Physical Fitness
Polish Paramedics
Post-Op Complication Prescription
Psychiatric Office Answering Machine
Puppy Wheels
Purina Diet 
Quality Control @ J&J
Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!
Rectum Racquetball
Red Cross Volunteers
Redneck Hearse
Redneck Medical Terms
Redneck Tick Removal
Redneck Vasectomy
Redneck Wheelchair
Relative Facelift
Reporter’s Hospital Assignment: Abreast of the Times
Roman Paramedic IV's
Russian Tunnel Traffic  (2.1M)
Saddam's Surgery
Salt Water Fuel  (4.9M)
Second Opinion Surgeon
Secretary Not
Senior Bumper Stickers
Senior Citizens – Nation’s Leading Carrier of Aids!
Sharing Your SARS Protection
Shingles Delivery
Sick Poem
Sick Tombstone 
Signs Of The Times
Singing Gynecologist
Skin Graft
Slip Sliding Away  (2.4M)
Snakenophobia  (680k)
Sock Anatomy 
Southern Emergency
Speak A Little More Clearly
Spécial du Jour: Frog Thighs (In Season)
Sperm Donor
State Mental Choir
Stethoscope Solution
Stress Diet
Stress Tests
Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk
Suffer From Iron Poor Blood? Not Any More!
Supersize Calories
Sure Cure for a Headache
Surgeries Gone Wrong  (3.9M)
Sushi Spine
Sweet & Sour for the Sick Husband
Sweet Chopper
Table Scraps in the Operating Room
Take That – Personal Insults du Jour
Tennis Ball
Test for Dementia
They Found Your Balls 
Thoughts For The Day
Time's Up!
Time To Go On A Diet
Time To Pull The Plug?
Tobacco Smoke Enema 
Tomato Health  (1.7M)
Tree Hugger’s Environmental Non-Protection
Triangle of Life
Triple Bypass Burger
Trucks with "Down" Syndrome:   #1    #2
Viagra - Pet Version
Vices of Thumb Sucking
Whale Circumcision
What ???
What Are You In Here For?
What Women Won't Want for Christmas  (1.2M)
The Wheels of Life
Why I Didn't Make The Olympics  (3.2M)
Worried About Canadian SARS
X-Ray Wedding

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Mac Attack in the Operating Room
Operating Room Scraps
Patient Closes Own Incision
Psychiatric    Canine Complex
CP Sightings
Fantasy Letter
If I Stop Chewing Myself ...
Mental Hospital Out-Patients
Nymphomaniac Convention
Paranoid Schizophrenic
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Unlucky 13
Worried Mother

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