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“Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.”

Shortest distance between two joe-ks: A straight line
“Get your facts first - then you can distort them as much as you please.”
“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”
“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.”
“He came up with a parachute that opens on impact.”
“An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.”
“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.”
“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
“When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.”
“The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield it.”
Motivation: Developing a healthier defeatist attitude than your co-workers.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
If an idea’s worth having once, it’s worth having twice.
The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
Optimist: One who laughs to forget, whereas a pessimist forgets to laugh.
Procrastination: The greatest time-saver of all.
Motivation: When dreams put on work clothes.
Praise: Letting off esteem.
Idea Hamsters: People who always seem to have their idea generators running.
I believe because it is impossible.
Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do.


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