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Basic events require simple language. Idiosyncratically euphuistic eccentricities are the promulgators of triturable obfuscation.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.
Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read.
Poet: An individual so in love with language who can survive any hardship - except a misprint.
When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.
Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow.
You'd think all of these 'atypical' somethings would add up to a typical something.
I write by ear. I tried writing with a typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy.
Classic: A book everyone wants to have read, but no one wants to read.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
What do you call someone who carries a dictionary in his jeans?
KIPPERS: Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Prism: A place for light waves that commit minor refractions.
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
If you take the miser out of miserable you are 'able'.
Lysdexia: A peech imspediment we live to learn with.
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
Exclamation Point: A period that has blown its top.
Why does "monosyllable" have five syllables in it?
Word play is an art form. A pun is its own reword!
True Adman: One who writes the prose and cons.
English well talking. Here speeching American.
When the chips are down the buffalo is empty.
Truculent: Borrowing a heavy goods vehicle
Silence: Having nothing to say and saying it.
'Perhaps I will,' said Tom with all his might.
Spellbinding: The cover of a dictionary.
What language do chimpanzees speak?
How did Webster invent the dictionary?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
What's another word for “Thesaurus”?
If in doubt, make it sound convincing.
Polite conversation is rarely either.
Prescribed: Written beforehand.
Illiterate? Write for help today!
What is a ship for good writers?
Lisp: Calling a spade a thpade.
What speaks every language?
Punctuation: Comma sense.
Lymph: To walk with a lisp.
Be more or less specific.
Why are poets so poor?
Is “tired old cliche” one?
Rehab is for quitters!

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Building Permit

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Service

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If God Had Texted the 10 Commandments

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Owls Ahoy!

Paradigm Shift

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British Survey

CA NA DUH

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Superb Owl

Heavy Drinking

2010 Rush Job Calendar

New Years Resolutions for Nerds

Dick Head

Open Goal Forgiveness

One Beer A Day

Croc Retrieval

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Sticker Story

Legal Disclosure

My Life

Small Bills

Blonde Password

Open Air Reader

Dashing Name

Long Noodles

Overloaded Bookshop

Animal Tested

A Beautiful Message About Growing Old

Pocket Book

Organ Donor

Take Away Van

Booger Queen

Chain Mail

Confused Store

Different Drugs

Pun-e Signs

Artistic COPs

Tartan Treasures

Garden of Eat'En

Wikipedia Offline

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Dead End Road

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Swine Flu Novel

All Dogs Go To Heaven

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Fireman Mouth

Shame On All You Hunters

Dog Hates Junk E-Mail

Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form

New IRS Form

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No Drip

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You Want Change?

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Reading Chair

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Study to Fail

Kellogg's Fire

Chair Ruler

Redneck Cat Found

Love Not Knot

Short NFL Quarterbacks

Teople Poo

Wedding Invitation

Dear Abbey

Man Of The House

Bed For Blondes

Joe's 'Dear Abby' Page

Infringement Notice - New Zealand Cracker

Daily Inspiration

Overloaded Mailbox

Hyphenated Names

Wine Worms

Babble Language

Divorce Defined

Wrap Around Text

Stick Humour

Redneck Birth Announcement

Practical Error Messages

Tongue TwistHer

Peace Foot

Smiley Pumpkin

Sorry

Pumpkin Pi