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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
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When the chips are down the buffalo is empty.
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If in doubt, make it sound convincing.
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English well talking. Here speeching American.
Be more or less specific.
Rehab is for quitters!
I write by ear. I tried writing with a typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy.
Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
You'd think all of these 'atypical' somethings would add up to a typical something."
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Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read.
Classic: A book everyone wants to have read, but no one wants to read.
Lisp: Calling a spade a thpade.
Lymph: To walk with a lisp.
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Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
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KIPPERS: Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
Truculent: Borrowing a heavy goods vehicle
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