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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Please don't hit me - my lawyer's in jail.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Justice: A decision in your favour.
Lawyer says client is not that guilty.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.
It’s better to be tried by twelve men than to be carried by six.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
Laws are like cobwebs which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
On a bill from lawyer, typed by his secretary: Bull rendered: $500.
Grand Jury: One that say, "Not Guilty."
Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice.
Man minus ear waives hearing.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
Judge Not Convinced Murder Victim is Still Alive
Lawyer Calls Soul As Witness
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Your Honour, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.
How do law students date?
What do you call a place  where a law student lives?
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake.
Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the middle of the stream and dam it up.
Testimoney: Fees paid to expert witnesses.
What kind of clothes do attorneys wear?
Law   Lawyer   Legal
Why was the Tupperware salesman ruled out as a murder suspect?
Counsel: Advice with a price tag.
Divorce Court: A hall of blame.
Receiver: An official appointed by the court to take what's left.
Shyster: The other fellow's lawyer.
Supine: What the lawyer did after he ran into the tree.
Why did the blueberry need a lawyer?
How is a judge like an English teacher?
Don't tell my mother I'm a lawyer - she thinks I'm a hooker.
Under the English legal system you are innocent until proven to be Irish.
The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs.


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