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People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea occurs.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they're blind.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
He's so dim that his psychic has to use a flashlight.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
Man struck by lightning faces battery charges.
What did one lightbulb say to the other?
Why did the man eat the chandelier?

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Waterslide Chess


Antler Switch Plate


Head Loose Socket


Daily Exercise for Seniors


Louisiana Turtle Dogs


Paradigm Shift


Perfect Defense Line


BP's Last Chance To Plug The Well


Step Drawers


How To Stop The Oil Leak


Auntie Gravity Research


Fire Truck


Pregnant Belly Art


Garage Door Art


Handicap Porch


Redneck Headlights


Two Feet Of Snow


ElectriCandle


Superb Owl


Employee Happiness Kit


Pregnant Ref


Mannequin Cello


Third Fiddle


New Airport Check-in Attire


2010 Rush Job Calendar


Antique Earplug


Balanced Writer


Redneck Christmas Lights


Santa Stop Lights


Best Clock Ever


Beauty of Mathematics


Christmas Bad Attitude


Cursor Fun


Ditto Christmas Lights


Redneck Tailgate


Catch of the Day


Motorcycle Side-Car


Easy Mopping


Redneck Stove Burner


Outlet Wall


Pun-e Signs


Table Head Wireless


Signal Hill Wireless


Garden of Eat'En


Bandage Art


Pressing Art


Stoolbus


Straws


Cloth Road


Swine Flew


Take Away Food


Redneck Chandelier


Colour My World


Lamp Escape


Redneck Campers


Google Headquarters


Stealth Woman


Firewood Tree


Camel Pumps


Hooters Mascara


Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form


New IRS Form


Baby Sitting


Supportive Bra


No Drip


Designer Tree


CPU Tree


Hooters Calendar 2009


Snail Trail


Drain Slide Bubbles


Undertaker Bike


Just Hatched


Heart Attack Grill


1st Rolex


Redneck Phone


Olympic Bicycle


Redneck Racecar


Legal Grounds


Spooky House


Reading Chair


Shopping Dog


Up-Set & Hungry Trucks


Snake Leather


Puppy Wheels


Road Pirate


Stooletto Heels


USB Vacuum Cleaner


Dike Strengthening


Redneck Seafood Dinner


Mozart in Africa


Real Man's Barbecue


Pet Shoe


Chair Ruler


Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices


2 At A Time


New Energy Source


Electric Football


Goat Power


New Speed Trap


Viagra Switch


Socket To Me


Cat Tattoo


Volvo Bike


Power Line Road


Eyelights


Electricity Storage


Redneck Camera Phone


Urban Camper


Frequent FlyHair


Redneck Air Conditioner


Shopping Cart Chair


18 Holes of Golf


electricAL safety


How Sunset Is Made


Dry Cats


Night Shift for a Geek


Put On A Happy Face


Eyekon Camera


Pair Tree


Yoga Leadership


Portable Auto Body Shop


Jet Bike


Biker Mailbox


Spot the Hidden Cell Tower


Segway Stroller


Redneck Automatic Lawnmower


Crossed Wires


Helmut Helmet


Redneck GPS


Japanese Deck Torpedoes


Lumex Pigtail


High Tide Heels


How To Conserve Gas


Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit


Barbecue Pickup


Cutex Screwdriver


Camouflage Couch


Golfer's Breakfast


Redneck Anti-Theft Truck


Biggest Fan On The Block


Newfie Light Fixture


House Maid For Men


Airless See-Through Tires


Paper Shredder Scissors


Light Beer


Line Dancing - High Wire Version


Redneck Reindeer Decoration


Chainsaw-Powered 'Dolmette' Super-Motorcycle

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18 Holes of Golf
1954 Vision of the 2004 “Home Computer”
1st Rolex
2 At A Time
2003:  Changing Priorities Ahead
2003 Darwin Awards
2004 Tattoo of the Year
2005 Chevrolet Vehicle Option
2006 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2007 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2008 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2009 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2009 Rush Job Calendar
2010 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2010 Rush Job Calendar
404 Clock for Computer Geeks
A Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version
Acceptable Doctors Sign
Airless See-Through Tires
Alternate Uses For Brand Name Products
American & French Revolution History by College Students
Amish Airlines - Maiden Voyage
Anti-Theft Car
Antique Earplug
Antique Regifting
Antler Switch Plate
Auntie Gravity Research
Arguing With Your Wife
Asylum Tests
Baby Delivery
Baby Names - Based On Profession  (320k)
Baby Sitting
Backwoods Birth
Balanced Writer
Balloon Advertising for Exploding Results
Bandage Art
Barbecue Pickup
Baseball Chair
B.C. Politician Turned Miner
Beauty of Mathematics
Beer Bottle Orchestra  (2.1M)
Best Clock Ever
Bible Bar
Biggest Fan On The Block
Biker Mailbox
Biker's Fifth Wheel Transportation
Bird Flu Prevention
Blonde License Plate
BMW's New Half Car  (170k)
Bombay Tech Support
Bored
BP's Last Chance To Plug The Well
Bragging Rights
Breast Implant Breakthrough
Breastfeeding For The Busy Japanese Executive
Brick Layers - Cast in Stone
British Power Smart  (1.7M)
Bubba's Staple Diet
Bud Found or Bud Missing - the Neighbour's Motherlode!  (2.6M)
Build A Better Bush
Buy Her Something Electric
Buzzword Statement (B.S.) Generator
Calling All Cars: It's Coffee Time @ DonutLand!
Camel Pumps
Camouflage Couch
Canadian Cow: Whole Stein
Candle Power  (4.5M)
Car of the Future
Car Stereo Without The Car
Cat Carrier - Ultimate Pet Accessory
Cat Tattoo
Catch of the Day
Cell Shaver
Chainsaw-Powered 'Dolmette' Super-Motorcycle
Chair Ruler
Chili Cheater - 2003 Championship Chili Cook-Off
Chinese Light Work
Chinese Watermelon Sculptures
Chopstick Eyeglasses
Christmas Bad Attitude
Church Squirrels
Cloth Road
Colour My World
Column Art - Interior Decoration 101
Compact Car for Women  (1.2M)
Company Renamed - Owner Found What He Was Looking For:  #1  #2  #3  #4
Computer Design - Coat Computer
Computer Design - Coffin Computer
Computer Design - Fuzzy Computer
Computer Design - Microwave Computer
Computer Design - Piano Computer
Computer Design - Sitback Computer
Computer Design - Sleeping Computer
Computer For Women
Computer Garden
Conch Crab Special to Attract Beach Babes  (840k)
Confined Space Teamwork in Africa  (1.1M)
Control Your Anger
Corporate Rowing
CPU Tree
Creative Clothing
Crossed Wires
Crossword Puzzle For Morons
Cuckoo Blondes on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'
Cursor Clock
Cursor Fun
Custer's Last Stand? How About Mustard's Last Stand!
Cutex Screwdriver
Cyberbulbs
Daffynitions for the Humourist
Daily Exercise for Seniors
Designer Tree
Diet Facts
Dike Strengthening
Ditto Christmas Lights
Dog Obedience Training for 2005
Drain Slide Bubbles
Dry Cats
Duct Tape Wall Bed
Dutch Soccer Fan
Early Christmas School Break
Early Spring Planting Yields Extra Returns
Easy Mopping
Electric Football
electricAL safety
ElectriCandle
Electrician's New Plug
Electricity Storage
Elephant Dung Stationery
Employee Happiness Kit
Engineer's Christmas Spec Plans
Escape From Rush Hour Traffic
Eyekon Camera
Eyelights
Fake Steaming Coffee Cup for Office Escapes  (1.4M)
Fast Police Response
Fiddle Duet  (3.9M)
Fire Truck
Firemen's Revenge
Firewood Tree
Fishing Trip With Jack
Fitness On The Bus
Ford Police Chase  (2.1M)
Fourk
Frequent FlyHair
Fried Eggs - Military Style
Frozen Crabs
Funny Book Titles
Garage Door Art
Garden of Eat'En
Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy
Goat Power
Goldfish Sink
Golf Birdie in Hawaii
Golfer's Breakfast
Gonna Be A Bear Next Time
Google Headquarters
Grass Walker
Hair Ad - Just Add Self
Haircut For Staff Meetings
Halo to the Holy Dog
Hamster-Powered Cell Phone Charger
Handbell Solo Performance - Promo Tour
Handicap Porch
Hawg Limo - Hawg'n The Road
Head Loose Socket
Heart Attack Grill
Helmut Helmet
HHO Water Power  (3.1M)
High Heel Motorcycle
High Strung Violinist
High Tide Heels
Homeland Security - FBI's Innovative Tracking of Terrorists
Hooters Mascara
Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!
House Maid For Men
How A Dishwasher Really Works
How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall?
How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
How Sunset Is Made
How To Achieve Inner Peace
How To Calculate the Cost of Living
How To Conserve Gas
How To End Unemployment
How to 'Extend' The Lift Of Your Forklift
How To Hack A Lock  (2.5M)
How To Hire Engineers
How To Improve Your Car's Radio Reception
How To Spot A Rich Guy
How To Stop The Oil Leak
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Hung Out To Dry in The Good Old Days
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I'm A Lightbulb
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It's OK To Come Out Now, Honey
James Bond's Telepathic Watch
Japanese Deck Torpedoes
Jet Bike
Jewellery from a Foxy Old Man
The Joe-kster's Desk
John Deere Lawnmover
John Travolta Parks Boeing 707 Next to Home
Johnny On The Pot - Plumber Sits Down On The Job
Just Hatched
Keyboard Planter
Ladies - You 'Can' Order Your Perfect Man!
Lamp Escape
Lawn Chair Drill Team  (4.1M)
Laziest Worker
Legal Grounds
Lego Church
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Light Beer
Light Eater - Secret to Success
Lights Out, Thomas
Lightbulb Joe-ks
Line Dancing - High Wire Version
Long-Term Dorm Access
Louisiana Turtle Dogs
Love - Hate Attitude
Lumex Pigtail
Male Multitasker - Rarity Unveiled
MacQuarium
Man Centre Fridge
Manmade Beach in Japan
Mannequin Cello
March 4th: the Most Progressive Day of the Year
Marzipan Babies
Mega Hearing Aid
Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See!
Mike Rowe vs. Microsoft Dough-main Lawsuit?
Military Life Insurance
Mind Teaser Test of Common Knowledge
Monthly Man - Sharing PMS  (2.0M)
Motorcycle Side-Car
Mozart in Africa
Musical Throne
National Husband Care Program  (3.0M)
Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers
Need More Horsepower?
New Airport Check-in Attire
New Dog Breeds for 2005
New Energy Source
New Home Alarm System for 2005
New Medal For Pain-Full People
New Procedure for Unwrinkling Your Dog
New Saskatchewan Farm Housing Program
New Seatbelt - Perfect For Backseat Drivers
New Speed Trap
New Traffic Lights - Which Way To Go?
Newfie Cell Phone Accessory
Newfie's Favourite Cold-Beer Cooler
Newfie Light Fixture
Newfie Riding Lawn Mower
Nice Teeth
Night Shift for a Geek
No Drip
Not-so-Mini Mini
Nuns @ a Baseball Game - a Habit For Them
Nursing Home Plan  (580k)
Olympic Bicycle
One Horsepower Car
Opinion Scale - Her Special Gift
Outdoor Pool
Outlet Wall
'Outside The Box' Juggler
Overdue Excuses Awards for Library Books
Pair Tree
Paper Shredder Scissors
Paradigm Shift
Park Art or Cabinet Decision?
Pedal Power - Watt A Way To Go
Pen Computing - Future Technology Now
Pencil Fence
Perfect Defense Line
The Perfect Male
Perfect Partner - Boyfriend's Arm Pillow
Pet Shoe
Plasma Bed Extension  (970k)
Pooped Out Playground
Porcupine Chair for Quick Meetings
Portable Auto Body Shop
Portable Playpen
Power Line Road
Pregnant Belly Art
Pregnant Ref
Pre-Olympic Games: Canada 1 - U.S.A. 0
Pressing Art
Priceless Computer Tower
Prison Olympics - Razor Wire High Jumping
Proof That 7 x 13 = 28
Pumpkin Faces  (1.3M)
Pun-e Signs
Puppy Wheels
Put On A Happy Face
Rabbi Rocks On The Water
Racing Grandpa
Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit
Reading Between The Lines
Reading Chair
Real Man's Barbecue
Redneck Air Conditioner
Redneck Anti-Theft Truck
Redneck Automatic Lawnmower
Redneck Camera Phone
Redneck Campers
Redneck Chandelier
Redneck Christmas Lights
Redneck's Computer Mailbox
Redneck Engagement Ring
Redneck Headlights
Redneck GPS
Redneck's Lo-Tech Mobile Phone
Redneck Mailbox
Redneck Palm Pilot
Redneck Phone
Redneck Picnic
Redneck Power Windows  (2.6M)
Redneck Racecar
Redneck Reindeer Decoration
Redneck Seafood Dinner
Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices
Redneck Storm Shelter
Redneck Stove Burner
Redneck Tailgate
Redneck Whirlpool
Redneck Wood Stove
Relaxed Fireman
Revenue Canada Simplified 2009 Tax Form
'Right Your Wrongs' Wash-Away Sins Towelette
Road Pirate
Russian Milk-Can Cowputer
Safe Sex Dress
Salt Water Fuel  (4.9M)
Santa Stop Lights
Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower
Saskatchewan Christmas Entrepreneur
Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale
Satellite View of North America Aug 2003 Power Outage
Seeing End Dog - New Vet Exam
Segway Stroller
Send Your Son Home For The Holidays
Senior's Advice to the Student
Shopping Cart Chair
Shopping Dog
Sick Poem
Signal Hill Wireless
Signs Of The Times
Sitting On The Hot Seat
Sitting On The Throne - A Tacky Experience
Snail Trail
Snake Leather
Socket To Me
Solution For A Poor Economy
Speaker's Question and Answer Period
Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One
Spooky House
Spot the Hidden Cell Tower
Stairway Chute - 2004 Designer Home
Stealth Woman
Step Drawers
Stepladder Bike
Stoolbus
Stooletto Heels
Straws
Superb Owl
Supportive Bra
Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work
Swine Flew
Swinging Nightclubs of 2004
Table Head Wireless
Take Away Food
Take Only ONE - God Is Watching!
'Take Your Kid To Work' Day
Third Fiddle
Thou Shalt Not Park Here
Throne Entertainment On The Farm
Toy Prayers
Transmission Line Parallel Bars
Tree Art
Two Feet Of Snow
Undertaker Bike
Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
Urban Camper
USB Vacuum Cleaner
Viagra Switch
Volvo Bike
Walk-In Fridge  (1.1M)
War Card - For Everything That Money Can't Buy
Watermelon Bocce
Waterslide Chess
We Wish You A Merry Christmas  (1.5M)
Wheel-y High Tricycle
When A Japanese Baby Is Born  (1.5M)
Who's Pulling Your Chain?
Why a Drivers' License Is Like a Report Card
Women's Cellphone
Women's Dream - Men Giving Birth!
Wooden Boat by Master Carver
Working Round The Clock
Working With a Blonde Coworker
World's First Horse Power Vehicle
World's First Hybrid Motorcycle
World's First Pool Car
World's First Wireless Communications System
World's Highest Bridge
World's 'Highest' Outhouse
World's Largest Sudoku Puzzle
World License Plate Humour
Yoga Leadership
Ziploc Omelet


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