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People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea occurs.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they're blind.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
He's so dim that his psychic has to use a flashlight.
Energizer
Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
Man struck by lightning faces battery charges.
What did one lightbulb say to the other?
Why did the man eat the chandelier?
Due to budgetary constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel is being turned off.
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Got An Idea

Plywood Portrait

Shadow Art

Saving Gas

Energy Saver

Motorcycle Helmets

Milkshake Desweetener

How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Texas Bakery

Grass Leak

Math Watch

“Pick Your Nose” Cup

Blonde Car Mirror

Cheating

Attentive Student

Perfect Use For A Man

Makeup Mirror

Justice For All

Bicycle Built For Two

Window Sundial

Revenue Canada Simplified 2011 Tax Form

Lounie Coin

Redneck Wave Runner

Brain Lamp

Lightweight Dumbbells

Extension Cord Lamp

Underground Parking

Warm Bus Stop

PacMan Lights

Paradise Reclaimed

Apple Doubles Up On Its IT

2011 Rush Job Calendar

Holiday Bike

Kitchen Medicine Cabinet

Scottish Christmas

Traffic Hourglass

Moontage

Quick Rubik's Cube

Amish Christmas Lights

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Dunking Straw

Autumn Turnover

Adhesive Shade

Eiffel Slide

Bat House

Street Cheerleader

Brick Load

Statue of Libertea

Head Path

Real Crocodile Leather

Redneck Doork

Fourk

Waterslide Chess

Antler Switch Plate

Head Loose Socket

Daily Exercise for Seniors

Louisiana Turtle Dogs

Paradigm Shift

Perfect Defense Line

BP's Last Chance To Plug The Well

Step Drawers

How To Stop The Oil Leak

Auntie Gravity Research

Fire Truck

Pregnant Belly Art

Garage Door Art

Handicap Porch

Redneck Headlights

ElectriCandle

Superb Owl

Employee Happiness Kit

Pregnant Ref

Mannequin Cello

Third Fiddle

New Airport Check-in Attire

Antique Earplug

Balanced Writer

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Santa Stop Lights

Best Clock Ever

Beauty of Mathematics

Christmas Bad Attitude

Cursor Fun

Ditto Christmas Lights

Redneck Tailgate

Catch of the Day

Motorcycle Side-Car

Easy Mopping

Redneck Stove Burner

Outlet Wall

Pun-e Signs

Table Head Wireless

Signal Hill Wireless

Garden of Eat'En

Bandage Art

Pressing Art

Stoolbus

Straws

Cloth Road

Swine Flew

Take Away Food
  
Redneck Chandelier

Colour My World

Lamp Escape

Redneck Campers
 
Google Headquarters

Stealth Woman

Firewood Tree

Camel Pumps

Hooters Mascara

New IRS Form

Baby Sitting

Supportive Bra

No Drip

Designer Tree

CPU Tree
 
Hooters Calendar 2009

Snail Trail

Drain Slide Bubbles

Undertaker Bike

Just Hatched

Heart Attack Grill

1st Rolex

Redneck Phone

Olympic Bicycle

Redneck Racecar

Legal Grounds

Spooky House

Reading Chair

Shopping Dog

Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
 
Snake Leather

Puppy Wheels

Road Pirate

Stooletto Heels

USB Vacuum Cleaner

Dike Strengthening

Redneck Seafood Dinner

Mozart in Africa

Real Man's Barbecue

Pet Shoe

Chair Ruler

Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices

2 At A Time

New Energy Source

Electric Football

Goat Power

New Speed Trap

Viagra Switch

Socket To Me

Cat Tattoo

Volvo Bike

Power Line Road

Eyelights

Electricity Storage

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Urban Camper

Frequent FlyHair

Redneck Air Conditioner

Shopping Cart Chair

18 Holes of Golf

electricAL safety

How Sunset Is Made

Dry Cats

Night Shift for a Geek

Put On A Happy Face

Eyekon Camera

Hands On Tree

Yoga Leadership

Portable Auto Body Shop

Jet Bike

Biker Mailbox

Spot the Hidden Cell Tower

Segway Stroller

Redneck Automatic Lawnmower

Crossed Wires

Helmut Helmet

Redneck GPS

Japanese Deck Torpedoes

Lumex Pigtail

High Tide Heels

How To Conserve Gas

Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

Barbecue Pickup

Cutex Screwdriver

Camouflage Couch

Golfer's Breakfast

Redneck Anti-Theft Truck

Biggest Fan On The Block

Newfie Light Fixture

House Maid For Men

Airless See-Through Tires

Paper Shredder Scissors

Light Beer

Line Dancing - High Wire Version

Redneck Reindeer Decoration

Chainsaw-Powered 'Dolmette' Super-Motorcycle
10 Most Wanted - Catching The Meanest
141 Foot Ice Cube - “Fox Icescraper” - Fairbanks Winter Art
18 Holes of Golf
1954 Vision of the 2004 “Home Computer”
1st Rolex
2 At A Time
2003: Changing Priorities Ahead
2003 Darwin Awards
2004 Tattoo of the Year
2005 Chevrolet Vehicle Option
2006 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2007 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2008 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2011 Hooters (OWL) Calendar

2011 Rush Job Calendar

404 Clock for Computer Geeks
A
Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version
Acceptable Doctors Sign
Adhesive Shade
Airless See-Through Tires
Alternate Uses For Brand Name Products
American & French Revolution History by College Students
Amish Airlines - Maiden Voyage
Amish Christmas Lights
Anti-Theft Car
Antique Earplug
Antique Regifting
Antler Switch Plate
Apple Doubles Up On Its IT

Auntie Gravity Research
Arguing With Your Wife
Asylum Tests
Attentive Student

Autumn Turnover
Baby Delivery
Baby Names - Based On Profession (320k)
Baby Sitting
Backwoods Birth
Balanced Writer
Balloon Advertising for Exploding Results
Bandage Art
Barbecue Pickup
Baseball Chair
Bat House
B.C. Politician Turned Miner
Beauty of Mathematics
Beer Bottle Orchestra (2.1M)
Best Clock Ever
Bible Bar
Bicycle Built For Two

Biggest Fan On The Block
Biker Mailbox
Biker's Fifth Wheel Transportation
Bird Flu Prevention
Blonde Car Mirror

Blonde License Plate
BMW's New Half Car (170k)
Bombay Tech Support
Bored
BP's Last Chance To Plug The Well
Bragging Rights
Brain Lamp

Breast Implant Breakthrough
Breastfeeding For The Busy Japanese Executive
Brick Layers - Cast in Stone
Brick Load (3.8M)
British Power Smart (1.7M)
Bubba's Staple Diet
Bud Found or Bud Missing - the Neighbour's Motherlode! (2.6M)
Build A Better Bush
Buy Her Something Electric
Buzzword Statement (B.S.) Generator
Calling All Cars: It's Coffee Time @ DonutLand!
Camel Pumps
Camouflage Couch
Canadian Cow: Whole Stein
Candle Power (4.5M)
Car of the Future
Car Stereo Without The Car
Cat Carrier - Ultimate Pet Accessory
Cat Tattoo
Catch of the Day
Cell Shaver
Chainsaw-Powered 'Dolmette' Super-Motorcycle
Chair Ruler
Cheating

Chili Cheater - 2003 Championship Chili Cook-Off
Chinese Light Work
Chinese Watermelon Sculptures
Chopstick Eyeglasses
Christmas Bad Attitude
Church Squirrels
Cloth Road
Colour My World
Column Art - Interior Decoration 101
Compact Car for Women (1.2M)
Company Renamed - Owner Found What He Was Looking For:
#1
#2
#3
#4
Computer Design - Coat Computer
Computer Design - Coffin Computer
Computer Design - Fuzzy Computer
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Computer For Women
Computer Garden
Conch Crab Special to Attract Beach Babes (840k)
Confined Space Teamwork in Africa (1.1M)
Control Your Anger
Corporate Rowing
CPU Tree
Creative Clothing
Crossed Wires
Crossword Puzzle For Morons
Cuckoo Blondes on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'
Cursor Clock
Cursor Fun
Custer's Last Stand? How About Mustard's Last Stand!
Cutex Screwdriver
Cyberbulbs
Daffynitions for the Humourist
Daily Exercise for Seniors
Designer Tree
Diet Facts
Dike Strengthening
Ditto Christmas Lights
Dog Obedience Training for 2005
Drain Slide Bubbles
Dry Cats
Duct Tape Wall Bed
Dunking Straw
Dutch Soccer Fan
Early Christmas School Break
Early Spring Planting Yields Extra Returns
Easy Mopping
Eiffel Slide
Electric Football
electricAL safety
ElectriCandle
Electrician's New Plug
Electricity Storage
Elephant Dung Stationery
Employee Happiness Kit
Energy Saver

Engineer's Christmas Spec Plans
Escape From Rush Hour Traffic
Extension Cord Lamp

Eyekon Camera
Eyelights
Fake Steaming Coffee Cup for Office Escapes (1.4M)
Fast Police Response
Fiddle Duet (3.9M)
Fire Truck
Firemen's Revenge
Firewood Tree
Fishing Trip With Jack
Fitness On The Bus
Ford Police Chase (2.1M)
Fourk
Frequent FlyHair
Fried Eggs - Military Style
Frozen Crabs
Funny Book Titles
Garage Door Art
Garden of Eat'En
Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy
Goat Power
Goldfish Sink
Golf Birdie in Hawaii
Golfer's Breakfast
Gonna Be A Bear Next Time
Google Headquarters
Got An Idea 
Grass Leak

Grass Walker
Hair Ad - Just Add Self
Haircut For Staff Meetings
Halo to the Holy Dog
Hamster-Powered Cell Phone Charger
Handbell Solo Performance - Promo Tour
Hands On Tree
Handicap Porch
Hawg Limo - Hawg'n The Road
Head Loose Socket
Head Path
Heart Attack Grill
Helmut Helmet
HHO Water Power (3.1M)
High Heel Motorcycle
High Strung Violinist
High Tide Heels
Holiday Bike
Homeland Security - FBI's Innovative Tracking of Terrorists
Hooters Mascara
Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!
House Maid For Men
How A Dishwasher Really Works
How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall?
How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
How Sunset Is Made
How To Achieve Inner Peace
How To Calculate the Cost of Living
How To Conserve Gas
How To End Unemployment
How to 'Extend' The Lift Of Your Forklift
How To Hack A Lock (2.5M)
How To Hire Engineers
How To Improve Your Car's Radio Reception
How To Spot A Rich Guy
How To Stop The Oil Leak
How To Transport Your 8-wheel Drive Vehicle
How To Load/Unload Your Boat - Lakeside Delivery
How To Peel An Egg (320k)
How You Can Be Happy @ Work
Hung Out To Dry in The Good Old Days
I Finally Got The Bathroom Remodeled!
I'm A Lightbulb
Instant Engine Starting Down Under
Is Your Horse Ready For Hurricane Ivan?
It's OK To Come Out Now, Honey
James Bond's Telepathic Watch
Japanese Deck Torpedoes
Jet Bike
Jewellery from a Foxy Old Man
The Joe-kster's Desk
John Deere Lawnmover
John Travolta Parks Boeing 707 Next to Home
Johnny On The Pot - Plumber Sits Down On The Job
Just Hatched
Justice For All

Keyboard Planter
Kitchen Medicine Cabinet
Ladies - You 'Can' Order Your Perfect Man!
Lamp Escape
Lawn Chair Drill Team (4.1M)
Laziest Worker
Legal Grounds
Lego Church
'Let Us Pray' or 'Let Us Prey'? (800k)
Light Beer
Light Eater - Secret to Success
Lights Out, Thomas
Lightbulb Joe-ks
Lightweight Dumbbells

Line Dancing - High Wire Version
Long-Term Dorm Access
Louisiana Turtle Dogs
Lounie Coin

Love - Hate Attitude
Lumex Pigtail
Male Multitasker - Rarity Unveiled
MacQuarium
Makeup Mirror

Man Centre Fridge
Manmade Beach in Japan
Mannequin Cello
March 4th: the Most Progressive Day of
the Year
Marzipan Babies
Math Watch

Mega Hearing Aid
Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See!
Mike Rowe vs. Microsoft Dough-main Lawsuit?
Military Life Insurance
Milkshake Desweetener

Mind Teaser Test of Common Knowledge
Monthly Man - Sharing PMS (2.0M)
Moontage
Motorcycle Helmets

Motorcycle Side-Car
Mozart in Africa
Musical Throne
National Husband Care Program (3.0M)
Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers
Need More Horsepower?
New Airport Check-in Attire
New Dog Breeds for 2005
New Energy Source
New Home Alarm System for 2005
New Medal For Pain-Full People
New Parking Spot For Women
New Procedure for Unwrinkling Your Dog
New Saskatchewan Farm Housing Program
New Seatbelt - Perfect For Backseat Drivers
New Speed Trap
New Traffic Lights - Which Way To Go?
Newfie Cell Phone Accessory
Newfie's Favourite Cold-Beer Cooler
Newfie Light Fixture
Newfie Riding Lawn Mower
Nice Teeth
Night Shift for a Geek
No Drip
Not-so-Mini Mini
Nuns @ a Baseball Game - a Habit For Them
Nursing Home Plan (580k)
Olympic Bicycle
One Horsepower Car
Opinion Scale - Her Special Gift
Outdoor Pool
Outlet Wall
'Outside The Box' Juggler
Overdue Excuses Awards for Library Books
PacMan Lights

Paper Shredder Scissors
Paradigm Shift
Paradise Reclaimed

Park Art or Cabinet Decision?
Pedal Power - Watt A Way To Go
Pen Computing - Future Technology Now
Pencil Fence
Perfect Defense Line
The Perfect Male
Perfect Partner - Boyfriend's Arm Pillow
Perfect Use For A Man (750k) 
Pet Shoe
“Pick Your Nose” Cup

Plasma Bed Extension (970k)
Plywood Portrait 
Pooped Out Playground
Porcupine Chair for Quick Meetings
Portable Auto Body Shop
Portable Playpen
Power Line Road
Pregnant Belly Art
Pregnant Ref
Pre-Olympic Games: Canada 1 - U.S.A. 0
Pressing Art
Priceless Computer Tower
Prison Olympics - Razor Wire High Jumping
Proof That 7 x 13 = 28
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Faces (1.3M)
Pun-e Signs
Puppy Wheels
Put On A Happy Face
Quick Rubik's Cube
Rabbi Rocks On The Water
Racing Grandpa
Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit
Reading Between The Lines
Reading Chair
Real Crocodile Leather
Real Man's Barbecue
Redneck Air Conditioner
Redneck Anti-Theft Truck
Redneck Automatic Lawnmower
Redneck Camera Phone
Redneck Campers
Redneck Chandelier
Redneck Christmas Lights
Redneck's Computer Mailbox
Redneck Doork
Redneck Engagement Ring
Redneck Headlights
Redneck GPS
Redneck's Lo-Tech Mobile Phone
Redneck Mailbox
Redneck Palm Pilot
Redneck Phone
Redneck Picnic
Redneck Power Windows (2.6M)
Redneck Racecar
Redneck Reindeer Decoration
Redneck Seafood Dinner
Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices
Redneck Storm Shelter
Redneck Stove Burner
Redneck Tailgate
Redneck Wave Runner

Redneck Whirlpool
Redneck Wood Stove
Relaxed Fireman
Revenue Canada Simplified 2011 Tax Form 
'Right Your Wrongs' Wash-Away Sins Towelette
Road Pirate
Russian Milk-Can Cowputer
Safe Sex Dress
Salt Water Fuel (4.9M)
Santa Stop Lights
Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower
Saskatchewan Christmas Entrepreneur
Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale
Satellite View of North America Aug 2003 Power Outage
Saving Gas

Scottish Christmas
Seeing End Dog - New Vet Exam
Segway Stroller
Send Your Son Home For The Holidays
Senior's Advice to the Student
Shadow Art 
Shopping Cart Chair
Shopping Dog
Sick Poem
Signal Hill Wireless
Signs Of The Times
Sitting On The Hot Seat
Sitting On The Throne - A Tacky Experience
Snail Trail
Snake Leather
Socket To Me
Solution For A Poor Economy
Speaker's Question and Answer Period
Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One
Spooky House
Spot the Hidden Cell Tower
Stairway Chute - 2004 Designer Home
Statue of Libertea
Stealth Woman
Step Drawers
Stepladder Bike
Stoolbus
Stooletto Heels
Straws
Street Cheerleader
Superb Owl
Supportive Bra
Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work
Swine Flew
Swinging Nightclubs of 2004
Table Head Wireless
Take Away Food
Take Only ONE - God Is Watching!
'Take Your Kid To Work' Day
Texas Bakery

Third Fiddle
Thou Shalt Not Park Here
Throne Entertainment On The Farm
Toy Prayers
Traffic Hourglass
Transmission Line Parallel Bars
Tree Art
Two Feet Of Snow in Seattle
Underground Parking

Undertaker Bike
Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
Urban Camper
USB Vacuum Cleaner
Viagra Switch
Volvo Bike
Walk-In Fridge (1.1M)
War Card - For Everything That Money Can't Buy
Warm Bus Stop

Watermelon Bocce
Waterslide Chess
We Wish You A Merry Christmas (1.5M)
Wheel-y High Tricycle
When A Japanese Baby Is Born (1.5M)
Who's Pulling Your Chain?
Why a Drivers' License Is Like a Report Card
Window Sundial

Women's Cellphone
Women's Dream - Men Giving Birth!
Wooden Boat by Master Carver
Working Round The Clock
Working With a Blonde Coworker
World's First Horse Power Vehicle
World's First Hybrid Motorcycle
World's First Pool Car
World's First Wireless Communications System
World's Highest Bridge
World's 'Highest' Outhouse
World's Largest Sudoku Puzzle
World License Plate Humour
Yoga Leadership
Ziploc Omelet
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