Image Caption Submissions - joe-ks.com Honourable Mention

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Image Caption Contest #1 Winners for Image Captions #s 1 - 100
Image Caption Contest #2 Winners for Image Captions #s 101 - 203

101. “'Live Line Techniques: Limits of Non-Approach”
A. Ric Mossip: “'Cat's in the Cradle' Komatsu style!”
B. Kirk Lowry: “Hey, Bob, which one was ground aga--AUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!”, “Talk about your all-time worst "pickup line"!”, & “And now, Fred Dumbowski will demonstrate the local tribal dance we call the 'Komatsu Line Dance'...”
C. Idske Mulder: “I know you're not running out of line, I'm saying you're way out of line there!”, “My folks always told me I would never get a high-level job if I didn't pay attention at school. Well, they were wrong, weren't they?” & “Are you sure this is your line of business, Joe?”
D. Irvin Kauffman: “Reaching for that 'Sweet Smell of Success'”
E. Darwin McKee: “See Pedro, I don't need no stinking cell phone to make a call.”
F. Brett Tucker: “Homeland Security hard @ work keeping Americans like you safe.”, “A little higher, little higher - just a little more...” & “JoeBob, throw me another beer & squirt that hose up here it's - frickin hot today!”
G. Philip Bassett: “That's it Jose, attach the booster cables and we will soon have this thing going again.”
H. Tom Napoli: “Tell me again, how do you jump start these things?”
I. Dave C.: “You told me stealing cable was as easy as plugging in the TV.”
J. Joseph Howard: “We put the Koma in Komatsu.”

102. “Tank Bike”
A. Kirk Lowry: “All your sidewalks belong to us!”, “Dennis the Menace - the twilight years...”, “Let's see those punks leave their tricycles in my driveway again!” & “Yeah, just what I thought... those were Rabbit tracks!”
B. Idske Mulder: “Let's make tracks!”
C. Ric Mossip: “What do you mean how many gears? With this baby... up and over... is all you need!”, “This model is real popular with motorcycle gangs. Press this button here, and you make your OWN roads!”, “We-e-l-ll... ok... so it isn't all that pretty... with a little chrome, flames, and ... well, nevermind all that... With the very short summers they have in Canada... It's a sure seller!!!” & “Smile for the picture Mr. KettenKrad. Zis Vill outzell zee Zo called 'Quad' in zee U.S.!”
D. Matt Sullivan: “When I said a TRACKING device I meant a GPS!”
E. Dick Robinson: “Just bring that Hummer on!”
F. Adam Heiby: “I got a new power stroke ford 350 leather seats and 34'' super swampers and u rabbit with level 2 armor metal seats and standard mg-42 hmg.”
G. Tom Napoli: “And this is how the Germans beat the French.”
H. Kim Scholer: “NSU parking only. All others WILL be crushed.”
I. Della Norton: “Look Mommy, I'm a big boy now and I have better training wheels...”

103. “Coke Heads”
A. Kirk Lowry: “Hey, look at it this way... at least we're not 'crack' heads!”, “Soooo... if she spins the bottle, does he have to kiss who its pointed at?”, “Pssst... I'm a Pepsi man, myself...” & “Hey, anybody got a Diet?”
B. Irvin Kauffman: “American Champagne rules the world, and now... subjects of the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.”
C. Idske Mulder: “After putting all their problems on the table, the men have reached a real bottle-neck situation. It's obvious who's going to solve the situation: The woman is the only one keeping her head clear!”
D. Darwin McKee: “Are you sure this is how we make contact with the alien mother ship?”
E. Nadine Taha: “This is what you call 'addicted'...”
F. Bob La Rosa: “Which bottle has the rum in it? I'm tired of saki!”
G. Josh Robb: “What's going on? I thought you said let's go for a toke!”
H. Linda Newman: “Vacuum tube brains in a microchip world.”
I. Tom Napoli: “Ah, so, let us bow our heads and pray to the gods of syrup.”
J. Joseph Howard: “Take me to your liter!”
K. Nick Amso: “Looks like they're on coke, or perhaps the coke's on them.”

104. “Cat Flap - a Toast For Your Cat”
A. Daisy Newcomb: “Boy That Cat is Toasted!”
B. Idske Mulder: “Amused? Who is being amused here really? How on earth am I going to take my daily 22 hours 'cat nap' this way?”
C. Kirk Lowry: “A not-so-suprising discovery in the cat-flap anti-gravity test: the everlasting squeaky dog-toy!”, “Our next research project: how much CAN a cat puke up?” & “Your tax dollars at work...”
D. Tom Napoli: “Where do you put the butter and jelly?”
E. Della Norton: “I said, 'Lets toast TO the cat...NOT put toast ON the cat...' Now look at him - he found a new spin cycle.” & “Now look at me - I'm a new Bird feeder...”

105. “Pooped Out Playground”
A. Karen Moore: “Mommy, what's that smell?”
B. Kirk Lowry: “Aw, crap!”, “... where future lawyers, politicians, managers, and other assorted 'pain in the rears' are earmarked for future development...”, “Dang, this telescope is big - I can see Uranus from here!” & “Yeah, it's fun to look at... but think of all the psychiatrist fees you'll have in the future!”
C. Idske Mulder: “Finally found out why people make up all these stories about where children come from: the Stork, a large cabbage... This giant Elephant-enema truth is a bit too embarrassing to tell!”
D. Cassidy DeGennaro: “Hey Mommy, I see the end - it's brown and kind of long! Come look, Mommy...”
E. Irvin Kauffman: “Sorry Tootsie, There is no 'Return to the Love Canal'!”& “Too Pooped to study Anatomy? (obviously a Female elephant)”
Caption Winner! F. Terry Mossip: “It's easy Mom - just run around till you get pooped out.”
G. Tom Napoli: “Mommy, I found the leak in the city gas main.”
H. Rickie Messer: “I got your preparation-H applicator. No honey - it's right here in my hand.”
I. Della Norton: “Here at our Pre-School we teach the children how the digestive system really works.”

106. “Redneck Storm Shelter”
A. Kirk Lowry: “No, Bubba don't got no bus driver's license, but I don't think that'll be much of a problem...” & “The real reason nobody in Arkansas makes it past the fifth grade...”
B. Idske Mulder: “This teacher has such extravagant ideas and opinions that he had to go underground!”
C. Irvin Kauffman: “Anatomy 101-102 taught here, enter through the Rear Door.”
D. Gary Carroll: “Old school house dog kennel.”& “Sex Ed was always taught better in the back seat!”
E. Jennifer Kelley: “Mississippi... Transporting our children without CDL license since 1966.”& “Come on in, Ma... Sorry the place is a little dirty...”
F. Beau Lessard: “Are kids aint learnin nuthin in them skewls so Bubba found a good use for them fancy long yella cars.”
G. Tom Napoli: “Yo Bubba, lookie whata I found when I cut the grass.”
H. Della Norton: “You know the saying, 'Sink the Bismark'? well this is the new meaning: 'Sink the Bus Mark'.”, “Now I know why grandpa had to walk 20 miles through the snow to get to school - the Busses weren't grown yet.” & “Well they said the underground railroad was good, so I thought I would give a Bus a try.”

107. “Modern Dentistry - Painful but Fast!”
A. Terry Mossip: “Doctor, I believe you have the magnifiers on backwards!”
B. Kirk Lowry: “Yeah, Home Depot had this GREAT sale this weekend! You should've been there...”, “Novacane.... NOVACANE!!!”, “Yeah... he's with HMO.” & “Hang on... you did call for the 7/8 drill bit, right? Or was that the 1/8?”
C. Idske Mulder: “How to tell if your dentist was 'drilled' by a contractor...”
D. David Bailey: “We're supposed to be fixing cavities, not creating them!”, “Now THAT'S gonna leave a cavity!” & “Hmmm... dentistry AND brain surgery all in one!”
E. Barbara Fitzgerald: “Better dentistry through Black and Decker.”
F. Karen Moore: “Bore-n Again Dentist creates own Hole-In-One!”
G. Irvin Kauffman: “HOLEY MOLAR!!!”
H. Rose Timmons: “One screw is the solution of your missing tooth problem.”
I. Philip Bassett: “Don't worry about your tooth, I've just chopped the end of my finger off.”
J. Linda Newman: “The dentist went deaf from the drill holes.”
K. Lori Rogers: “Just relax - I know what I'm doing...”
L. Tom Napoli: “This won't hurt the bit.”
M. Della Norton: “Good thing we put him to sleep. He's gonna feel that in the morning.”, “Gives a new meaning to being hit by a mack truck.” & “Oh Man - I think I just drilled the wrong tooth... Think he will notice?”
Caption Winner! N. Joseph Howard: “Open wide. You know the drill!”

108. “Abandon Ship - Japanese Style”
A. Kirk Lowry: “Day one of the JHA (Japanese Hemorrhoid ASSociation)'s annual cruise...” & “Waidaminnit... are these things supposed to be lead-lined?”
B. Idske Mulder: “O, o, o, o, o! ... Is this for real or just for the show? ... They blow and they blow and they blow ... And none of us will ever know ... 'Cause when in despair ... They all let out the air ... It blew in the sails ... And made them turn tails!”
C. Irvin Kauffman: “Oh no, not 'river sausage' again, hemorrhoids not have hUmor!”
D. Philip Bassett: “The Captain was known to be a practical joker, but the quick drying adhesive gas was his favourite.”
E. John Behr: “Genetically Engineered Giant 'Ring Bean' Eating Competition.”
F. Chris Stout: “When the boss of Nissan got a flat tyre, everyone wanted to help out.”
G. Linda Newman: “Whoopie cushions have gone high tech.”
H. Tom Napoli: “Blow hard!”
I. Daniel Mosemann: “'Balloon Animals 101' at the Acme Clown School”
J. Della Norton: “Simon Says: Blow Blow Blow your Floats, and toss them gently down the stream...”, “Do you think the enemy will see us coming? No, this is camouflage for deep sea swimming.”, “Ha, ha, ha! When they see us they will think it is Christmas in our red and green gear.”, “Fruitloops for elephants made in Japan.” & “The captain said he wanted us to play the Bagpipes! What are you doing?”

109. “BrokeBack Ballet”
A. Irvin Kauffman: “More young hopefuls left hanging-out-to-dry!”
B. Idske Mulder: “Any idea where the children are hanging out, dear?”
C. Kirk Lowry: “Ouch...”, “Alieve... for all your aches and pains...” & “Tryouts for the live-action filming of 'Gumby' started today...”
D. Richard D. Thiessen: “They'll bend over backwards for you!”
E. Darwin McKee: “I told you girls you were out of shape. Not one of you can touch your toes yet.”
F. Philip Bassett: “After failing the audition, these four young hopefuls were hung out to dry.”
G. Chris Stout: “These back exercises kill me!”
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