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151. “Kid Kars”
A. Irvin Kauffman: “Pole Position in the 'Rat Race'”
B. Mark Prairie: “This would be FUN, if I could get this thing to go FORWARD!'”
C. Doug Brown: “A New Age Harry Potter”
D. Idske Mulder: “Boat-orized Blades”
E. Rich Grogan: “Stop sign? Stop sign! BRAKES!!!”, “Where is the stop button?” & “I may regret not getting knee pads.”
F. Kirk Lowry: “Brakes... next time... add... BRAKES!!!”
G. Martin Bridgland: “It's my nimbus 2007”
H. Della Norton: “Please.. .Please... Please... Don't let that be a pothole up ahead...”, “Steering wheel is optional.” & “I hope this thing runs out of gas soon. My hands are getting cramped.'”

152. “The Joe-kster's Dentist”
A. Kirk Lowry: “As if a trip to you guys wasn't bad enough.”
B. Cherei McCarter: “Redneck Dentist and a woman too? Holy toledo, Batman... I need the batmobile right away... YIPES!”
C. Idske Mulder: “Never down in the mouth with Dental Clown Care!”
D. Rick Miksell: “This is what your mouth will look like when I get done.”
E. Mark Prairie: “Too much gas can make you Goofy!”
F. Maureen Kennerk: “At least she's not wearing MASK SCARE-A.”
G. Irvin Kauffman: “Two Chiclets to soothe that dry, raw mouth!”
H. Claire Shriver: “Do you actually think I'm going to open my mouth now?”

153. “Watermelon Bocce”
A. Karen Moore: “7-pin bowling in the Urals - Unbowlievable!”
B. Maureen Kennerk: “It's ALLEYmentary my dear Watson! - Alimentary!”
C. Mark Prairie: “Unclear on the concept of bowling, the Villagers wait patiently for the next earthquake.”
D. Idske Mulder: “Paintbowling, the latest sport: a combination of Paintball and Bowling, now 'bowling' over from the highest regions!”
E. Barry K, The Big Kahuna: “I hope it doesn't 'download' in the middle of an 'upload'... if the batteries go dead?”

154. “Redneck Barbecue”
A. Phoebe Moll: “Stainless steel barbecue doubles as a spittoon!”
B. Martin Grosse: “Bubba's new High-Pot cooking stove.”
C. Irvin Kauffman: “Mountain Oysters, Anyone?”
D. Kirk Lowry: “Why yes, I only use organic materials to cook with!”, “Man, this tastes like crap.” & “Methane-power comes to your town! See store for details.”
E. Ivan Cobb: “Jeez Ma, I don't know what yer cookin', but it smell's like crap!”
F. Mark Prairie: “When coals are ready, place pork butt on grill.”, “Cold Weather Commode” & “Smokey the Bear says, 'Only YOU can prevent toilet fires. Close the lid!'”
G. Idske Mulder: “Say hon', how many carbon tablets did you take yesterday for your B.M.?”
H. Mrs Brown: “If the chilli didn't kill you, the after burn will!”
I. Barry K, The Big Kahuna: “Before we start...?! DON'T 'ANYONE' EVEN THINK ABOUT PUSHING THAT SMALL SILVER LEVER ON THE SIDE! We got that?”, “Well would you lookie there - A 'CANNED' BBQ!”, “Time to eat, let us pray, 'Hail Mary, full of grace... grab your fork and stuff your face.'”, “When everyone saw his new BBQ, they all looked a little... 'FLUSHED'...”, ” & “Um-m-m... excuse me? I'd like to ask a little question? I have to go to the bathroom now...!?”
J. Keith Tyson: “Hot cross buns”
K. James Santos: “Grate Crapper!”
L. Della Norton: “Does it comes with a 'flush the fat' system?” & “You too can own your own handy dandy newest porcelin Geoge Foreman Grill.”
M. Scott Kovalik: “Dude... Your Burgers taste like Crap!”
N. Kyle Ziegler: “Introducing the FART n’ Start Grill!”

155. “Wrap Around Text”
A. Mark Prairie: “It's just the paperboy honey. I'll take care of it!”
B. Kirk Lowry: “Taking a love for reading to new levels.”, “Levar Burton and the shocking 'Reading Rainbow' scandal...”, “Love a good book?” & “Penthouse Letters will never be the same again!”
C. Irvin Kauffman: “Words fail me...” & “It'll never sell, the writing is too personal!”
D. Kathy Williams: “Just reach out and touch someone... with a heartfelt letter.”
E. Rhiannyn Grahame: “Let the words surround and captivate you.” & “Embrace the story to become part of it.”
F. Andrea Sif Jónsdóttir: “A student who embraces the written word.” & “His words just reached out and grabbed me.”
G. Idske Mulder: “Since she fell in love, she's all wrapped up in writing.” & “Can't get a word in edgewise...”
H. Mike Trimble: “It must be Love - it's written all over your face!”
Caption Winner! I. Mrs Brown: “Hmmmm! NOW for spell check...”, “Mr Write”, “What a novel relationship they have!” & “A picture is worth one thousand words.”
J. Samantha Moore: “I Love Reading; Reading Loves Me.”
K. MG Chimaera: “Sometimes Words Are Not Enough”
L. Barry K, The Big Kahuna: “This isn't what they call... 'POETIC LICENCE", is it?” & “I'm touched... Truly touched. I, I have no words to express... But, there's just far too many spelling errors here... the relationship just won't last!”
M. Clark Gibson: “Embracing words”
N. Bill Mielniczuk: “A writer totally “wrapped up” in her work!”
O. Rick Brennecke: “You must be a hard copy.”
P. Danica Skirly: “Everyone has a story to tell.” Satellite Dish, this is getting ridiculous.”
Q. Vincent Edwards: “Letters: For Lover's Who Can't Afford a Cell Phone or DSL Hook Up”
R. Mike Rothwell: “And one more thing my love... If I die in this stupid war, please give the enclosed letter to our daughter when she turns 18. Love, me.”
S. Dave Westwood: “Love Story...”
T. Della Norton: “Who said poetry can't reach out and touch someone?” & “It was the love of reading rainbow that got her started.” & “See I told you that when you look closer the 3D image appears. So real you can reach out and touch it...”
U. Pat Dooley: “Like poetry and a novel, thousands of words can be spoken, but sometimes, all we really need, is a hug...”
V. Tim Paul: “I care about the living word.”

156. “Hang On To That Thought”
A. Karen Moore: “This house is a mirror image of what it used to be.”
B. Matt Sullivan: “Darn Windows 'Vista' Upgrade!!!”
C. Kirk Lowry: “Yeah, I'm gettin' the hang of it.”, “Relocating made easy! Call now, and you'll also receive...” & “Yeah, the neighborhood was going to hell in a handbasket, but then I figured out how to turn that all around!”
D. Idske Mulder: “Don't forget this is really a flat when you step outside!”
E. Mrs Brown: “'Meow?' translation: 'OK! Where IS that breeze coming from then?'”, “'Meow! Meeeeooow!' translation: 'Great! More access to the great outdoors to go potty!'”, “Snow in the middle of Summer? Ozone friendly air conditioning.” & “What did we move for? It sure wasn't for the view, THAT'S just the same!”
F. Barry K, The Big Kahuna: “I keep tellin' ya people, it's an 'INSIDE JOB'! No, i'ts an 'Outside-In' job. No, it's ALL Inside-Out!”, “Hm-m-m ? What would happen if I put them in the floor... or the ceiling?”, “Oh-h oh-h-h....the neighbors Pit Bull can see Tinker, it's running over!”, “Honey, come help. Which goes where? And where's the flippin' instructions?”, “Oh my! Another 'Room With a View'.” & “Bob, this is freakin' me out! I still can't find 'THE FRIGGIN DOOR'!”
G. Clark Gibson: “Just Hanging Out”
H. Mark Prairie: “These "preview" windows are a real pane in the glass!'”
I. Irvin Kauffman: “Okay, OK... put the freeze-dried cat where?”
J. Rick Brennecke: “Where should I put this window, so the cat can't look out it?”
K. James Santos: “Inspiration: The cat's named Microsoft...”
L. Della Norton: “No... No... No... Master, please put that on the south wall.” & “I'm begging you - don't put it there...”

157. “Childhood Romance”
A. Darrel Riffle: “That kid's just gross! He blew his nose on me the other day too!”
B. Mark Prairie: “Later, Little Bill would learn to play the saxophone and eventually become President.”
C. Idske Mulder: “So what, I'm laughing on the wrong side of my mouth!” & “He's kissing on the wrong side of his head!”
D. Irvin Kauffman: “Where's MY stamp?” & “Cut, CUT, the kid's holding hands with herself!”
E. David Duncan: “I can feel something happening... Yes! You're sucking my teeth out too!”
F. Rick Brennecke: “You're not kissing me anymore lover, you have boy germs!”
G. Paul Bottel: “Darn that Betty Sue. She didn't care about Billy at all until I told her I liked him. Now, look at her, the little fluzzie.”
H. Della Norton: “Wait till I tell my Mommy on you.” & “Ohhhh... You wait till you are alone by the swings.”

158. “Invisible Motorcycle Race”
A. Irvin Kauffman: “Zen - and the Art of Air Hockey”
B. Kirk Lowry: “Note to self: tell mess-hall, no more Mexican food.”, “As soon as Democrats get out of Congress, we expect to get our motorcycles!” & “So, what would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?”
C. Idske Mulder: “The real airborne troops.”
D. Patrick Koch: “Flying monkey first airborne preparing for take off.”
E. Jack Porcenaluk: “And when you get up there, switch to the 'V' formation.”
F. Mark Prairie: “Chinese troops practice for 100 meter simultaneous jump-rope competition.”
G. Candace Tori: “Featuring our new 'Mind Over Matter' Matrix school.”
Caption Winner! H. Floyd Barker: “The new Chinese Stealth Troop Transport had only one bug left in it.” & “Now here's discipline, I said 'squad halt' half an hour ago.”
I. Heath Young: “These are the new workout routines for the military after watching all the Harry Potter movies.”
J. Della Norton: “Gentleman... Start your engines...”, “I didn't see this one coming... Neither did anyone else...”, “The saying is 'white men can't jump'. Nothing was said about the Chinese...”, “When I say jump, you don't ask how high. Just jump.” & “Auditions for the flying monkeys in the Wizard Of Oz.”
K. René: “See, white men can't jump...”
L. Tim Paul: “No, I will not sit on the toilet seat...”
M. Howard Chapman: “Chinese land mine locator unit in action.”

159. “Sandal Sale”
A. Phil Forde: “Leather sale. See what you can do with just a little bit of ingenuity. The other one reads Ends.”
B. Irvin Kauffman: “Latest mini-skirt accessory for hard times!