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51. “Mennonite Longhand Math”
    A. Rich Grogan: “The answer is 4.76235930 mathematicians to screw in a light bulb.”
    B. Ric Mossip: “Darnit guys, this is supposed to be a simple BARN RAISING - why did we have to get David Hofer involved?”, “Ok Mr. Einstein... I guess there IS a reason why men forget to put the toilet seat down...” & “Uh, I'm sorry son, I know this new math is a bit more complicated than I remember from my grade one class... go ask your Mother.”
    C. Richard Thiessen: “And you thought making Mennonite farmer sausage was simple?”
    D. Al LaPlaca: “And God said, (insert image) and there was LIGHT!”
    E. Darwin McKee: “The Government's new and easy method to figure your taxes: If this is too complicated use the Easy Easy form, OR just send us the remainder of your wages.”
    F. Kirk Lowry: “Wha th... DANGIT! Forgot to carry the three...", “Your phone bill made simple.” & “Yes, Brother, the barn is now mathematically perfect... but you forgot to factor in the cows.”
    G. Roy Gathercoal: “And then a miracle occurred...”
    H. William Wade: “I hope you remember this. There'll be a quiz later on.”
    I. Tom Wilson: “So you see Mr. President, if we just collected on all the unpaid IRS debt... WE'D BE SCOTT FREE!”
    J. Bill Popp: “And there you have it. How to make a woman happy.”
    K. FM MO: “Did you understand, or shall I repeat?”
    L. Irvin Kauffman: “Sour Kraut!”
    M. John Schrag: “Good thing we used word wrap or who knows how long it would have been until we discovered the answer!”
    N. D. K. Browne: “And there you have it. Proof that 1+1 does indeed equal 3! Er, wait a minute... OH MAN!”
    O. Eldin Horozovic: “Can you explain this math in more detail - I got lost when you said that this problem was going to be easy...”
    P. Nick Amso: “If only he brought his calculator.”

52. “Seismic Support for Polish Buildings”
    A. Ric Mossip: “Yeah Ted, I knew it was a mistake to get Junior that new electric guitar...”, “Oh, Absolutely Mr. McFinkerstein... It's up to code! And might I add, it's a steal of a deal at twice the price!” & “Err, the plumber WAS an older fellow... insisted on using wooden pipes. Why do you ask?”
    B. Darwin McKee: “Looks like another fine job of this old house with Bob Villa.”
    C. Kirk Lowry: “Yup, my mom made chili for dinner last night, too... why do you ask?”
    D. Jamil Keating: British Tourist: “Oh look at that house, Dear - it must be low budget round here.”   Passer-By: “No, it's called OBESITY.”
    E. Ron Wells: FEMA: “What is the problem here? This home looks perfectly fine.”
    F. L.B. Scott: From HG TV: “Let's see ya flip this house!”
    G. Terry Mossip: “What do you mean, you're keeping my damage deposit? I repaired it!”
    H. Linda Newman: “FOR RENT. No pets allowed. Termites welcome.”

53. “A Bicycle Boot For Two”
    A. Kirk Lowry: “But honey, technically this DOES qualify as jogging...!”, “... giving Lance Armstrong the boot ...” & “Nah, I just got tired of changing tires all the time.”
    B. Phoebe Moll: “Eat your heart out, Lance!”
    C. Ric Mossip: “Bumpy ride?... nah.... I'm Jellin...” & “What are YOU laughing at buddy... NIKE pays me $200.00 a week to ride this flippin' thing!”
    D. Christine Pomerleau: “In memory of Terry Fox-Canada's Hero for Cancer Research...” & “Little miniature Terry Fox's...”
    E. Cory Prior: “Hey, at least I didn't buy wheels for feet.”
    F. Malcolm Fellows: “I don't just knock em over - I trample 'em to death.”
    G. Andy Wilson: “What do you mean the left one's flat?”
    H. Robert Merrill: “These boots were made for walking... (Nancy Sinatra song)”
    I. Matt Anon: “The World's First Walking Bicycle!”
    J. Ron Wells: “Just before Bob took a tumble someone shouted "One of your shoe laces are untied.”
    K. Artur Melkumov: “Feet feet feet feet. How many feet you need. Here comes wheel feet.”
    L. McCuil Wyman: “A most soulful experience.”
    M. Bianca Skvirsky: “... five thousand two hunderd seventy EIGHT, five thousand two hunderd seventy NINE... See! I told you there are only 5279 feet in a mile!”, “According to my calculations if I just add one more shoe, I'll be moving the speed of light.” & “This is nothing! You should see Imelda Marcos' Ten-speed bicycle!”

54. “Send Your Son Home For The Holidays”
    A. Chris Johnson (aka “Dr. Laugh”): “SunflowerJunk Male!”, “SunflowerReturn to sender!" & “Hair male - not so small package!”
    B. Robby Robinson: “You've Got Male.”
    C. Kirk Lowry: “Today we shall test the innovative new approach to long-distance dating...” & “Shoes: $100...   Haircut: nonexistent...   Getting your son to go to summer camp: $1.85...   There are some things money can't (or won't) buy, for everything else... just keep adding stamps.”
    D. Darwin McKee: “It's never a good idea to inform your recently retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant dad , that you don't need to cut your hair, follow orders, and you will live here as long as you want.” & “Next stop San Diego."
    E. Joy Morgan: “Send your overseas Christmas male early.”
Caption Winner!    F. Ron Wells: “Jack and Lucile figured out how to get their 26 year old son to move out of the basement.”
    F. Irvin Kauffman: “Return To Sender”
    G. Marvin Purser: “If she says, 'Yes!', expect another delivery...”

55. “Ghetto Boom Box”
    A. Ric Mossip: “Yo dawg... I just throw a Slim Shady CD in, and with the bass reflex drive goin' on... I'll pass a Masarati!”, “Pimpin' my RIDE!”, “Yeah, I bought this sick sound system, now just savin' up for a car to put it into...” & “Don't be laughin' at me Foo... Chick's dig this!”
    B. Gary "1artworkz" Molitor: “What won't be herd in New Orleans this week.”
    C. Cory Prior: “LaBron loved to do water gun drive-by's.”
    D. Gabby Pierce: “Nah' man... Ise nevah in Lancaster, Pa.”
    E. Ron Wells: “Every white kid in the suburbs will want one now.”

56. “Redneck Water Trailer”
    A. Cherei McCarter: “Livin' high on the hog in our new FEMA provided livin' quarters! Now, if they'd only send us some dang grits.”
    B. Kirk Lowry: “Dunno what ever'one's complainin' 'bout... MY house didn' flood...”, “Awright, Bertha Mae, its yer turn ta peddle!” & “We had to trade the satellite receiver in for a set of bunny-ears. The bunny doesn't sink the house.”
    C. Darwin McKee: “I didn't have enough money to buy a new Airstream trailer... So I found a new trailer company in Arkansas... I'm now the proud owner of a brand new Waterstream trailer.”
    D. Jack Byrd: “How Real South Gawga Rednecks deal with High Water...” & “Ahhhhhh... All the comforts of home, just on water... No flat tires to deal with... Fishin ain't bad, either... Cold Beer... Perfect...”
    E. Dan Moratelli: “When gas gets too high, rent a Redneck water trailer...”
    F. Jacqui Graham: “Honey, when you suggested a houseboat cruise, this wasn't quite what I was expecting.”, “FOR SALE: Vacation home. Right on the water. Ideal spot for fishing and swimming.” & “There goes the neighbourhood.”
    G. Donna Faye: “No phone, no pool, no pets.”
    H. Irvin Kauffman: “Retired... without a spare!”
    I. Linda Newman: “Redneck yacht.”, “Redneck honeymoon ship.” & “Redneck love nest.”
    J. Ron McCoy: “In a freak twist of fate this man was arrested today for property tax evasion and fleeing the scene of a crime... Full story at 11.”
    K. Richard Parker: “It was the most expensive one that I could find - I'm still in debt after 10 years and it cost me a whole $1!”

57. “Wok-a-Way: Wok - Don't Run!”
    A. Darwin McKee: “Next time you say we should take the scenic route, make sure there isn't this much scenery - and I don't want to hear again, are we having fun yet...”
    B. Kirk Lowry: “And here we see a perfect example of the effectiveness of the Democratic Party Aid Fund...” & “Whaddya mean, watch my steAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........................*splash*”
    C. Nik Keun: “Last one over brings the wood for the barbie!”
    D. Irvin Kauffman: “Are we there yet???!!!”
    E. L.B. Scott: “Dad, I really do have to go to the bathroom!” & “Just like a man - never asks for directions!”
    F. Joe Lebowitz: “Monkey see, Monkey do.”
    G. Brian Smedley: “So it's a long walk. Quit complaining, cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it!”
    H. D. K. Browne: “First Michael Jackson dangles his baby over a balcony... and now this!”

58. “Junk House - One Man's Treasure”
    A. Kirk Lowry: “Dangit, Ethel, Herb and Thelma put out that tacky plastic Santa again this year!” & “Harold Erglemyer... the world's greatest (undiscovered) home decorator.”
    B. Alice Ashworth: “All this is just a camouflage so they won't notice the Marijuana growing in the middle!”
    C. Darwin McKee: “You can take the Cajun out of Louisiana, but you can't take the Louisiana out of the Cajun.”
    D. Mike Foland: “I'm doin' sumptin wrong. I only made .43 cents from muh porch sale this week.”
    E. Gene Davidson: “What's an E Bay?”
    F. Ron Wells: “Honey bring me another beer, I feel inspired to add to my art work.”
    G. Krista Carney: “Lean on me, when you're not strong...” (from the song)
    H. L.B. Scott: “The new Fred Sanford... moving on up.”
    I. Linda Newman: “Martha Stewart's new kitchen.”
    J. D. K. Browne: “One man's trash is INDEED another man's treasure! Mama was right!”

59. “Puppy Support - 'Back' Up Plan”
    A. Kirk Lowry: